Smoking sketch

Yo, isn't this the usual time?

Yo, why are you here?

What have you been up to recently?

B: I'm terribly sorry. I can't take it anymore. I was so worried.

A: I said what happened.

I don't know. There are so many people that I am embarrassed to say.

Oh, I see. Then let's go

B: Oh.

A: I said why you came back again.

No, I can't do it without you.

A: Oh, what does this have to do with me?

B: Dude, you should have experience.

Why can't I understand you?

B: You see, fire without smoke is cowardice. But I'm weak, with smoke and no fire.

Why should I do this?

B: Then what do you have?

What are you doing?

B: Angry.

A: Unfortunately, I have been in poor health recently and resigned!

B: What? Resign? No wonder when I first saw you, I thought you were developing into a woman now.

What are you talking about? If you don't smoke, you are not a man. What is the truth?

B: Isn't it? Who doesn't smoke now? Even a conservative woman began to approach us men.

A: That's not a good study.

Who said that? Now that we have something to do, smoking a cigarette shows that we are manly.

A: You smokers let us smoke secondhand smoke every day instead of smoking. What kind of masculinity is this?

How can you say that? That was before, but now it's different!

Why not? I would say different, that is, better than before.

What do you know? Smoking is very particular now, and there is a lot of knowledge in it.

Who are you kidding? You are still learning, don't talk nonsense.

Hey, see? This is simply not nonsense.

A: OK, OK. Tell me, what kind of knowledge?

B: It won't take a while to finish this either/

A: Tell me something about yourself, but don't be shy!

What happened to your face? You don't know.

A: All right, all right, then tell me.

B: Why is your attitude still good?

Oh, thank you for telling me about smoking.

B: Not enough.

A: there are also such >

B: I tell you, the knowledge of smoking is very advanced. Some people haven't figured it out after smoking all their lives, while others have figured it out.

I have already realized it after smoking for one or two.

A: That's quite deep!

Is that what I said? Of course not.

A: It seems that you have a profound understanding.

B: I'm flattered. It's a work of hundreds of years.

A: It's so high!

B: No, I can't compare with my friends.

A: It seems that you are still young.

What's wrong with Xiao? You don't believe it. My friends say I have great potential. I will definitely surpass them.

Look, what are these? Worse than that.

That's what I said, right? Smoking is very learned. We all have our own organizations. We have cigarettes there.

God, but our boss!

A: oh, my god, there is still organization here?

We should organize this group.

A: Then it seems that your God of Smoke is very knowledgeable.

B: That's right. I tell you, our boss thinks highly of himself when he smokes.

A: It's amazing. Then tell me what detachment is!

B: I'm afraid it will scare you.

No, don't worry.

B: It seems that you don't believe it! All right, I'll show you. What is the "God of Smoke"?

A: OK, OK, welcome.

No,

A: Why?

B: I'm the only one who can't play. Forget it!

A: Oh,no.. Is there nobody here? I can.

Can you do it?

Why not?

B: OK, then play with me. I'm a god of smoke now.

Answer: "Smoke God" and "Smoke God", why don't you talk?

B: I am a god. I am enjoying the best cigarettes with the Jade Emperor. Please don't bother me.

A: I am dizzy! And the Jade Emperor is really a chain smoker. I said, God, what kind of God are you?

b； Hehe, I am: "Everyone fights the Buddha."

Oh, my God. Where's your golden hoop?

B: Hehe, that's already called smoking.

You can also smoke this.

B: Why not? Otherwise, can it be called "Smoke God"?

How's it going? Isn't it awesome

A: Yes, it is really different. Even the "golden hoop" can't be drawn well.

B: Hehe, that's right.

A: It seems that you can smoke like this in the future.

That's for sure. My determination is firm.

I said stop smoking. This is not good.

B: Don't talk nonsense. It will be bad if our fireworks hear you later.

a； What and "fireworks" What is this?

B: If you say him, it will be even more impressive.

Is it that good?

He doesn't smoke like us. We all smoke one cigarette at a time, but the others don't.

A: A box. How did he smoke? Awesome!

B: They have 14 below, two above and two below. Four on the top, left and right, two on the top, keeping the quilt.

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Well, no wonder it's "fireworks"

No one dares to go near him as long as he smokes.

A: Why?

b； Hehe, everyone is afraid of danger.

Yes, it's great.

B: As far as his style is concerned, he is a censer when he smokes. When he finished smoking, the ash was fresh.

A: Haha, that's, that's absolutely beautiful.

These are typical. There are many unknown ones, but they are also powerful.

Well, I see that you have entered the camp of heavy smokers.

What did you say?/Sorry? We are also organized here.

It seems quite serious.

b； That's right. Do you think it's that simple to explore the knowledge of smoking?

A: Oh, oh, the more you talk, the more exciting it becomes.

I told you not to underestimate us.

Judging from your tone, you have learned a lot.

B: That's right. Didn't I tell you? I have great potential.

Oh, then tell me what you have learned.

B: After these days' experience, I can divide smokers into three types.

A: Quite professional.

That's true. I am a genius.

A: What are these three kinds?

B: There are three types: cigarette craving, cigarette craving and cigarette loving.

A: Then tell me about these three kinds.

Generally speaking, smokers are more imaginative. They sang while smoking.

Ah, give me a Hongta Mountain.

I think of it as China, too.

All the clouds in Nanjing, let me have it all, and let him never leave.

Give me an empty cigarette case.

I also fantasize about China.

Even if there is no smoke now, I don't want to worry. Everything will be fine.

You can also sing this song. Ah, it really defiles this song.

b； Do you think it's weird because we are innovative?

A: Oh, I didn't expect this to be innovation.

B: The one who wants to smoke more. Listen.

I often regret not leaving my cigarette.

Wait until you finish smoking.

Regret not saving.

How many cigarettes can I smoke?

How many cigarettes are worth smoking?

When this one is exhausted, it is not known whether there is another one.

A: I used this song. It's amazing.

B: Don't be surprised. If you smoke China, anything is possible.

A: Yes, smoking is learned. What is impossible?

Our smoking habits are even worse. Listen.

Give me a cigarette and enjoy life.

Give me a cigarette. It feels so good.

Give me the cigarette, I want to take the fairy away.

Give me a cigarette quickly

Give me a cigarette quickly. I'm out of cigarettes

Oh, my God, you made that up, too.

Yes, I did, didn't I? I'm organized,

You can't keep smoking. Smoking is harmful to your health.

Who says smoking is bad?

A: Please stop making fallacies.

B: Don't talk nonsense if you can't talk. Smoking can lose weight.

A: This is my first time to lose weight.

B: That's what you don't know. We smoke in the dormitory to lose weight.

A: Then I'd like to hear how you lost it.

B: Last time I wanted to feel the smell of cigars, I bought one. Six people in our dormitory smoked it back and forth several times to see that we all blushed, and then looked at that cigarette and that one that didn't move, so I smoked it.

Two months. Our dormitory used to be called a pigsty, but now it's called a henhouse.

My mom's here. I didn't think this would work. How talented!

Where, where,

A: Still so modest?

B: That's right.

A: It seems that you say that smoking brings you all benefits?

Not exactly. There are also bad times.

Really? I really didn't see it.

If you can see this, what else do you want me to do?

A: Did everyone see it? This is afraid to say.

Who said that?

A: Isn't it? Dare not face the reality,

B: Who says I dare to face the reality? I just don't think it's necessary.

A: Are you afraid to mention it now?

B: Just be polite. Who's afraid of who?

A: Hehe, I was cheated. Tell me!

B: Well, this thing is mainly caused by fake cigarettes.

A: Hehe, I don't believe you can be fooled by smoking often/

This is mainly an accident.

A: There is no such thing as being fooled.

You, you, you know what?

There is a reason for this.

Oh, tell me about it.

I dream of meeting Andy Lau.

What does this have to do with your smoking?

B: Of course. I wouldn't be fooled if I hadn't thought too much.

A: Then tell me what's going on.

B: I went to buy cigarettes that day I looked at it and saw a cigarette named "Hua Zai".

Oh, are you really fake? This looks fake.

Don't you miss Andy Lau so much? Why do you think so much?

A: Then you can't believe what others say.

How should I know? That's the boss. He said that if he smoked this cigarette, he would see it at night.

Andy Lau. I believed him as soon as he said it.

A: Hehe, I lied to myself.

What about the ending?

Oh, forget it.

How could you not say it?

b； Okay, okay, forget it. Can't I say?

After I smoked that cigarette.

A: What's the matter?

On a dark night, everything was quiet. Suddenly a cool breeze blew.

I opened my eyes. A black shadow passed before my eyes. Who is it? Who is it? I can see it clearly.

It's him,

A: Who is it?

Andy Lau.

At last, I couldn't restrain my excitement, Edward, Andy Lau. I love Andy Lau.

When I meet you, I will always remember you. In a city without you, every time I wake up, I feel homesick.

If you are my legend, I want to say I love you Andy Law again.

A: It seems that you are quite awesome.

What a cow. This is because my roommates are awake.

A: What's the matter?

They all said I was crazy. I said I saw Andy Lau.

When I turned on the light, Andy Lau turned out to be a picture on the wall.

A: Hehe, who told you to be so careless?

How should I know? I went to see him the next day.

A: How about that?

B: I said how you sold me fake cigarettes. The man said we didn't have this kind of cigarettes here.

I get angry when I hear it.

Oh, no, people deny it.

Who said that? I don't believe it. I'll go to his cigarette shop to find that kind of cigarette.

I think I found it. Let's see what else he can say:

What happened in the end?

B: I finally found it.

a； It would be great if ...

Well, cigarettes are the same. Let me see how I called it "Hua Zai" yesterday and "Xueyou" today.

When I get angry, I pick up that cigarette and prepare to argue with my boss. Who knows?

A: What's the matter? What happened?

B: I feel depressed when I pick it up. At first glance, it is called "Fu Cheng" love.

I have no choice but to say that I am unlucky.

A: Ha ha, see? See if you still smoke?

B: I haven't dreamed about Andy Lau since then.

A: That's good. You can quit smoking.

B: Who said you would quit smoking if you didn't dream about Andy Lau?

Do you still want to smoke?

B: It's just that the goal has changed this time. What's the use of dreaming?

I'm going to meet real people,

Even if you did, what happened?

B: Hehe, I told him to give him a cigarette.

A: Dizzy.

Why are you always dizzy? Don't worry, you are always dizzy. Andy Lau won't give you artificial respiration.

Who told him to do this?

B: Then your name is Jacky Cheung.

A: No one needs to faint.

B: Look at him dizzy again. Then you will die.

Will you die?

B: Hehe, I just can't die. How's it going?

A: Haha, impossible. If you smoke every day, it's only a matter of time before you die.

B: No, others may die if they smoke. I won't.

A: Why?

Didn't I tell you? I have great potential.

What does that have to do with whether you are sick or not?

B: Of course, smoking is very learned, and it is not easy for people like you to know.

A: Why are you dizzy again?

B: We are learned! Do you know that?/You know what? Really?

A: well, then tell me! See how awesome you are.

How can you call a cow, huh?

Guys, this is getting more and more exciting.

Who told us that? This is my patent.

A: It is still patented. All right, all right, then tell me.

Why should I tell you?

A: I obviously don't know. I'm still pretending here.

Judging from your attitude, I don't want to talk about it.

A: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Thank you for telling me.

Is that okay?

That's more like it.

Well, this is indeed a rhinoplasty and a face lift.

B: What? What are you talking about me?

A: Nothing. How dare you? Then say it quickly.

B: actually, this is very simple.

Why do others feel the moment when smoke is inhaled into their stomachs?

But isn't that harmful to your health?

A: Yes, that's the disadvantage. What did you say?/Sorry?

My method is simple. Listen carefully.

My method is, when smoking, don't smoke in it.

If you smoke, you will vomit. Throw up and smoke.

Haha, I'm so smart.

A: You can't smoke if you talk for a long time.

Did I say I would? >

I'm talking about smoking knowledge.

Okay, I won't tell you.

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B: Hehe.