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Roasted mandarin duck, grilled fish head, roasted areca nut, roasted lily, fried bean curd, fried gluten, fried soft towel, sugar roasted baby, yam, sugar stewed lotus seed, stewed yam, almond cheese, fried crab, roasted beetle, fried minced meat, assorted glutinous rice, sole fish, Baji.
Fried shrimp, fried crab roe, fried crab roe, fried crab roe, fingered citron sea cucumber, fried rice, milk soup, shark fin soup, three-thread soup, smoked turtledove, braised turtledove, white rice, braised kidney diced, roasted reed, fried deer tail, braised fish head and mixed skin residue.
Boiled leek, sweet clover, clove, meat, white meat, spicy pheasant, stewed sour buds, fried spinal cord, shredded salted pork, shredded white meat, water chestnut, stewed lotus seeds, pickled cabbage and roasted radish.
Extended data
The name of the newspaper, also called the menu, is a well-known cross talk. In order to tell a long story with vivid rhythm, like a string of jade, the actor skillfully recited the words in advance to play the role of rendering lyricism, showing skills and even making jokes.
"Registration" handed down from generation to generation has few performance opportunities because it has no burden, and it is only a basic work, which belongs to the entry work of children's learning skills.
Mr. Ma Zhiming is the founder of "Ming Xin Life in Caicai". "Master Ma" has fully enriched their characters-the lover is a poor man who has seen the world but is down and out, and the lover is an honest man with a dull mind and a kind heart. In the name of inviting guests to dinner, the poor man is actually trying to cheat the money out of the cup holder.
Reference source
Baidu Encyclopedia-The Name of the Newspaper
Happy weekend composition is about 300 words. 100 integral.
I like Sunday on a happy weekend. The whole family happily went shopping and went to the park ... this Sunday is more interesting. Going to my uncle's house is his 50th birthday. I am like a swallow, running at the front. When I arrived at my uncle's house, I saw my little cousin as soon as I entered the door. The little cousin turned back to the house, holding a small leather box and said, "Look, this is dad's favorite' fool' camera.
Later, I want to take a picture of the whole family! "My uncle listened and said to me," That's right.
""Everyone is here, take a picture quickly! " Uncle called everyone to the living room.
Cousin took out his camera and got ready.
"Please birthday girl!" I helped my uncle to the throne and the whole family gathered around.
"Smile ... and say' eggplant'! ..... Good! " Just listen to "click", and the photo will be completed when it shines at the moment.
Later, my uncle sent me the developed photos.
My brother took great photos.
Everyone was beaming, and grandpa's eyes narrowed with laughter.
Look at my picture again. It is too big for my cousin.
I am missing an arm.
This Sunday is really enjoyable.
How to write 300 words in the composition on Sunday in the third grade?
My campus mentions my campus, and I have heartfelt pride.
The second primary school, located in the most beautiful village and street in Jiangbei, is my dear alma mater.
Our campus is a veritable big garden, full of vitality and flowers.
Swallows flying in the sky, lively students on the ground; In this big family, thousands of people are reading and writing in the classroom, bathed in the selfless care of teachers and induced by spring and spring, and grow up happily! I believe that in the near future, there must be talents among students who are the pillars of the country.
There are neat and spacious roads on campus, and there are neat fatong on both sides of the road.
I smelled a fragrance as soon as I entered the school gate, ah! This is the smell of roses and violets. You see, there are many bees shuttling among the flowers, tirelessly collecting nectar. Listen, the flowers are smiling happily and welcome the music played by bees in spring.
Closer, there is a double-shaded pavilion on the left, surrounded by zinnia flowers. On the left is the rose forest and the big leaf privet forest, surrounded by three stone sheep sitting in the mushroom pavilion, one eating grass, one sleeping and the other sitting in the pavilion to enjoy the cool.
There is also a pavilion next to Privet Forest, but it is much bigger than the mushroom pavilion and the double shade pavilion. There are dozens of pillars and purple vines all over the body.
On the right side of the pavilion is a large lobular Ligustrum lucidum forest and Chinese rose, with flowers and trees.
Learning in such an environment is really a pleasure.
On the right is the teaching building, next to it. Every Monday, students wear school uniforms to sing the national anthem and raise the national flag.
There is a square in the center. On the right side of the square is the flag platform, and in the middle is the star of hope.
At the end of the campus is a playground. There are all kinds of sports equipment on the playground.
The school conditions are very good, so I study hard, make progress every day and be an excellent student.
This is my campus, and we are proud to grow and study in this campus!
Happy weekend composition 300 words
Happy weekend today is Saturday, so I finally don't have to go to school.
But my mother has to work overtime, and my father and I get up very late.
After getting up, my father asked me to do my homework first, and then play badminton with me after finishing my homework.
Great, when my father cooks, I quickly start doing my homework. Before I finished my homework, my father ordered dinner.
Today's meal is delicious, but I have no appetite. I only ate three quarters of the buns, which was really strange.
After dinner, I finished writing the rest of math diary.
I urged my father to accompany me to play badminton.
We went downstairs with rackets. At first, we played very well. I can catch ten balls at most.
Later, a badminton feather was interrupted by us, and the ball seemed disobedient. Father hit the left and the right for a while, which made me breathless.
Having a good time, my mother came back to see us play. I played with my father for a while, but the ball didn't bounce. I just want to buy a new ball and play again.
I went upstairs to get money to buy balls.
I took ten dollars with me and thought, "Take five dollars to buy a ball, and I will buy some small toys with the remaining five dollars."
"After going downstairs, I gave my father five yuan and said," I still have five yuan! "Dad reluctantly shook his head.
Then we went to buy a ball together. I spent 5 yuan and took a fancy to a 6-color ballpoint pen. I just spent 5 yuan and bought it without hesitation.
After buying badminton and ballpoint pens, we walked home. Looking at the fine weather outside, I wanted to go to the park to play, so I took my father's hand and walked to the park.
After playing in the park for a while, it's time for us to go home and buy some food on the way home.
It was already 4 o'clock when I got home. I finished reciting Disciples Rules and began to write this diary.
What a beautiful day!
What kind of Sunday composition is 300 words?
Happy Sunday, my mother took me to have breakfast. After breakfast, I went home again. My mother said, "well, I'll do my homework when I'm full, and write some reading notes first."
"I didn't want to write, but I didn't dare to hum when I saw my mother's irresistible eyes, so I had to bite the bullet and write.
"Write reading notes?" I thought, "Just write three articles.
"So I wrote and wrote, and I finished it soon. I put down my pen and ran to the TV in three steps. I was about to turn on the TV when my mother came in and said to me, "You can take a five-minute break and then write a diary with the title' Happy Sunday'.
I thought, "God, what a happy Sunday!" This is obviously a troublesome Sunday.
"No way, I have to write down what happened today.
Well, do you think I can be happy on such a Sunday?
Happy weekend composition 300 words
Happy weekend today is Saturday, so I finally don't have to go to school.
But my mother has to work overtime, and my father and I get up very late.
After getting up, my father asked me to do my homework first, and then play badminton with me after finishing my homework.
Great, when my father cooks, I quickly start doing my homework. Before I finished my homework, my father ordered dinner.
Today's meal is delicious, but I have no appetite. I only ate three quarters of the buns, which was really strange.
After dinner, I finished writing the rest of math diary.
I urged my father to accompany me to play badminton.
We went downstairs with rackets. At first, we played very well. I can catch ten balls at most.
Later, a badminton feather was interrupted by us, and the ball seemed disobedient. Father hit the left and the right for a while, which made me breathless.
Having a good time, my mother came back to see us play. I played with my father for a while, but the ball didn't bounce. I just want to buy a new ball and play again.
I went upstairs to get money to buy balls.
I took ten dollars with me and thought, "Take five dollars to buy a ball, and I will buy some small toys with the remaining five dollars."
"After going downstairs, I gave my father five yuan and said," I still have five yuan! "Dad reluctantly shook his head.
Then we went to buy a ball together. I spent 5 yuan and took a fancy to a 6-color ballpoint pen. I just spent 5 yuan and bought it without hesitation.
After buying badminton and ballpoint pens, we walked home. Looking at the fine weather outside, I wanted to go to the park to play, so I took my father's hand and walked to the park.
After playing in the park for a while, it's time for us to go home and buy some food on the way home.
It was already 4 o'clock when I got home. I finished reciting Disciples Rules and began to write this diary.
What a beautiful day! ...
The composition "My Weekend" in the second day of junior high school is 300 words.
A week passed quickly, and it was the weekend I was looking forward to.
When I got home, I finished my homework quickly.
After dinner, I turned on the TV, and I was watching it eagerly. My mother asked me to do my homework. I said impatiently, "I have finished."
"But my mother shouted at the top of her lungs." Finished? You can't recite English, practice writing, and read your dog.
"Well, after listening to my mother, I picked up an English book with a sad face and began to read it.
"Wrong! Wrong! " I heard my mother crying again. The brain is like boiling water, which can't be calm for a long time. Those English words swam before my eyes like tadpoles, and I couldn't understand them.
I had to put down my book and practice my handwriting. Who knows, just after writing a few words, my mother cried again: "You are dawdling all day, go to take a shower and sleep, and there will be a training class tomorrow ..." My mother kept nagging in my ear. I lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
I thought angrily: what a nuisance. If only my mother had left me alone, but then I thought: if my mother left me alone, who would cook me good food and care for me and warm me when I was sick and uncomfortable? Thinking about it, I gradually entered a sweet dream.
Write a character's composition according to Flaubert's Sunday.
At Flaubert's house on Sunday: My visitor 201June1June My visitor Zhao Qing, Class 40, Grade 7, Guo 'erzhuang Mining School, Wu 'an City, in March this year, our house was newly renovated, and even before many things were arranged, our house had already received visitors.
As soon as the doorbell rang, I quickly cleaned up and went to open the door.
The first letter came from my aunt. She is short and chubby, and her round face shows kindness. She is very kind, but she always speaks bluntly, but no one cares about her, because everyone who knows her knows that she has a kind heart.
I am always ready to help others. I can always be generous and give more care and help to those who are poor and dangerous.
The second letter was written by my aunt. She is tall, with long curly hair hanging over her shoulders like waves. She is black and bright. Watery eyes, embedded in chubby round face, appear modest and intense; His mouth is a little crooked, but he is too eloquent. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Are you ready? Let me see, come on, put the sofa here, put the cabinet there properly ... "At some point, she began to move, looking more anxious than us.
She, this person is a kind-hearted person, but if you disagree with her for a while, she will always argue with you. When you say it, she can give you five counterexamples in one breath, which immediately makes you speechless and ironic.
What do you think of her? Followed by grandma.
He is super short, as if afraid that his super feet can't bear the weight of his whole body.
Wrinkles covered her face full of vicissitudes of life, and her big eyes seemed to lack luster. She always keeps her sadness to herself and gives her happiness to others. Although I am too old to help, I just like to join in the fun. Everyone likes to listen to her telling jokes and history here. Her arrival makes the whole room lively and happy, so grandma is very loved here.
Soon, more and more people came and the home became more and more lively. But, ah, this is what I expected, because there will always be many people coming to my house. This time it's just one of them. It's not surprising.
Comments: The requirement of this composition is to portray a group of characters by imitating Sunday at Flaubert's House, with the aim of learning the related skills of character description. Zhao Qing's article can be said to have achieved the expectation, and it was written successfully. It pays attention to the description of the details of the characters' appearance, language, movements, etc. It is exquisite and vivid, and can highlight the characters' personality characteristics and express their mental outlook and inner temperament. The language expression is vivid and natural, smart and humorous, the transition is clever and concise, and the work has its own creative personality.
(Instructor: Zhao)
Sunday's distress 390-word composition
On my growing road, there are many achievements of progress, which are like sparkling gems deeply embedded in my mind.
In the past, my expression ability was poor and my desire for expression was not strong.
Last winter vacation, my father held a special family gathering and asked me to be the host, and gave various programs.
Hearing this news, I was very unconfident and thought, "Can I do it?" With the efforts of my family and me, the performance officially started.
But I still can't help being nervous. Although I am fully prepared, when I stand on this small stage, my face is flushed and I can't spit out a word for a long time! "It seems that I am not the host at all!" Just as I was preparing to retreat, I saw the expectant eyes of my family again. I secretly encourage myself in my heart. A wave of courage rises slowly like a fountain. I said loudly, "Good evening, my dear family!" " "This incisive and infectious prologue blurted out, immediately ushered in the applause of the family.
At this time, my courage has completely overcome my stage fright, and I silently applauded myself: "Well, you are the best in Central Berlin, so you must come on!" The scene was completely under my control, and the next programs went smoothly one after another, and cheers came from time to time! By participating in this activity, I understand that our strongest opponent is ourselves, and only by overcoming our weaknesses can we make progress.
If we make progress, even a small step, we should applaud ourselves, because only with confidence can we have a chance to make greater progress.
Your approval is the motivation for my answer, please adopt it.
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