Have a happy moment and talk about it.

First, the advantages of boyfriends can be summarized in five words: "I will choose a girlfriend."

Second, I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, went in to have a look, and then got lost.

Three, four, looking for a boyfriend, you must find someone who will be mainly, or you will lose your temper every day, or I will simply recognize you as my brother.

Fourth, in fact, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, no English grammar, no historical and political complexity and information. Just can't do it, can't do it, can't do it.

Five, eight quit to learn from the master, eat so many vegetarian meals and didn't lose weight, indicating that vegetarians can't lose weight.

6. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

Seven, some people say that walking and playing with a mobile phone is easy to cause a car accident, which scared me to start running.

Eight, you said that you are my friend, in fact, I know that animal friends are really people.

Nine, "invite people to dinner tonight, are you free?" "yes." "Then you are on duty for me, thank you."

Ten, a large number of defeated women have made today's Ma Yun, Ma Yun has supported thousands of courier men, and the money earned by courier men has returned to the hands of defeated women, and it has also been used to make Ma Yun!

XI。 "Guess what the parents' meeting will look like after the mid-term exam." "Give birth to a second child."

Twelve, God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and you seized it.

Thirteen, please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

Fourteen, don't be dejected and despondent, look down.

Fifteen, I took a buddy from my dormitory to play at home. When I met my dad at the door, I introduced him: "This is my dad." Who knows that buddy didn't know what was going on and called out, "Dad." My dad paused, sighed, touched my head and said, "Son, you have grown up. Dad respects your decision, as long as you are happy."

Sixteen, Dayu did not enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and he missed those years of love.

Seventeen, if you shout "bitch" in the street, the rate of turning back is definitely higher than calling beauty!

Stop calling yourself "single dog". Dogs will die at your age.

Nineteen, life has been so difficult, some things are not exposed.

Twenty, if you are in a daze, you will be deep, and if you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.