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Connotation short joke: How can anyone distinguish ducks from geese?
Connotation short joke: How can someone tell a duck from a goose!
When I went back to my hometown for summer vacation, my uncle asked me to kill a duck for dessert. So I went to grab one at random, bled and took it home.
Uncle asked me, "Did it bark when you killed it?"
Me: "I called twice."
Uncle: "Do you know what it is saying?"
Me: "I don't know, what did it say?"
Uncle: "It's saying:' I'm not a duck, I'm a goose! Who can tell a duck from a goose?
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