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Zhuge Liang resolutely married an ugly wife. Why?

During the Three Kingdoms period, the stories of handsome men such as Diusim, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang and Cai Wenji were all simple, pure and unique talented people, and spread their fame. As a so-called handsome hero, a handsome man should be worthy of a hero.

Zhuge Liang (181-23410-8), a native of Yang Du, was an outstanding politician, strategist, diplomat and essayist during the Three Kingdoms period. He helped Shu Han establish a three-point national format. His originality made his friends timid and was respected by most ancestors. A man with unparalleled wisdom and beauty should have a beautiful wife. But his wife's appearance makes people doubt her aesthetic standards.

Zhuge Liang was brilliant all his life, cautious, steady, ambitious and well-known. He decided to marry an ugly daughter-in-law, Huang Shuo. It is puzzling that Zhuge Liang and Huang Shuo are still very close, for fear that there is no one like them in the world. What the hell is this?

Zhuge Liang was born on March 5, April of Emperor Guangwu of Han Dynasty, and was born in Langxie County. His parents died young and were brought up by his uncle. During the national chaos, his brothers and sisters left Xiangyang with his uncle.

When Zhuge Liang was 25 years old, his uncle died. His old Zhu Gejin went to Wu Dong to be an official, and his sister Zhuge Huiyuan married Nanzhang, leaving only Zhuge Liang and his younger brother Zhuge Jun at home. In modern times, especially in times of peace and prosperity, ordinary people get married at the age of 15 or 16, or even at the age of 13 or 14, and young husbands and kannika nimtragol are paired. Like Zhuge Liang, 25 years old, it's like harmony before he opens a house. On Zhuge Liang's premise, choosing a son-in-law must be Wang Xiejia's ambition. Nobody guessed, but married an ugly girl.

Huang Shuo, as the name implies, is burly, with yellow hair, dark skin and some goose bumps on her skin, which makes people feel cold, but her kindness is well known. Is the daughter of Henan famous Huang. This is a joke that satirizes Zhuge Liang and Huang Shuo. The joke said that Zhuge Liang and Huang presided over the wedding. However, Huang got rid of worldly views, so I approached Zhuge Liang's door and asked, "It is said that you are choosing a wife. I have an ugly girl with yellow hair and dark skin who wants to marry you. Do you agree? ? Zhuge Liang agreed without saying anything. Huang banged gongs and drums and set off firecrackers, and personally sent his daughter to Longzhong.

On the other hand, Zhuge Liang seems to answer casually and practice with foresight. In fact, it was not Huang who sent his daughter to get married, but Zhuge Liang who personally proposed marriage. Huang made full preparations for Zhuge Liang's arrival, and reminded his family long ago that as long as Zhuge Xianggong arrived, there was no need to preach, and he was invited to enter the house indirectly. ?

Legend has it that Zhuge Liang left the Huang family and stormed into the house. Suddenly, two fierce dogs suddenly jumped out from between the two corridors in the hall and rushed at Zhuge Liang. The servant girl who heard the noise in the trunk rushed to the two fierce dogs? Stop? And stepped forward and patted the fierce dog's forehead with his hand. In an instant, the fierce dog stopped jumping. The servant girl twisted her ears again, and the two brave hounds retreated to the porch and squatted up. Zhuge Liang looked at it carefully. It turned out that both fierce dogs were robot dogs made of wood, and he couldn't help laughing.

Zhuge Liang praised two wooden dogs for creating strangeness. Huang said? When my daughter is free, wooden dogs are a joke. I don't want to surprise you. I'm really ashamed! ?

Zhuge Liang looked around and saw a picture of Cao's palace hanging on the wall. Huang immediately commented:? This picture is a little girl's handwriting, so laugh. ?

Huang pointed out the window and said, These flowers, flowers and grass are all planted, watered, cut and cared for by my daughter. ?

Zhuge Liang married Huang Shuo back to his hometown, and the neighbors hired him as much as they could, sarcastically:? Don't be like Kong Ming, marry an ugly wife. ? They know that when Zhuge Liang saw wooden dogs, painters and flowers, he had painted an apparent picture of Huang's daughter's appearance and skills with imagination in his heart, and he knew that this was the purpose he was pursuing; He was in high spirits when they met. At the moment, I am glad that I married a virtuous daughter-in-law.

Huang Shuo went to Zhuge Liang's house to farm and cook, and all the chores inside and outside were handled properly. Zhuge Liang naturally benefited from it.

Beauty is actually a feeling. Although outsiders only think that Zhuge Liang's daughter-in-law is ugly, how can they know that she is still one with another person? Inner beauty? What about that woman?

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is characterized by Zhuge Liang's six trips to Qishan and seven trips to Meng Huo, which shook China and created a new means of transportation. Wooden cattle and horses? Dealing with the food transportation trouble of hundreds of thousands of lions is more advanced than now, and it does not need electricity and will not form a power crisis; Create? Even crossbows? This old weapon won, and Zhang, the general of Wei State, died under this weapon. To avoid miasma? Zhuge Xing Junsan? 、? Wolongdan? Wait, actually, his wife taught all this.

This ugly daughter-in-law became a powerful pillar in his survival and miracle development, which not only made him a successful teacher all his life, but also made him have no worries. More importantly, he lost Huang Shuo's gentle care and help all his life. It can be seen that Zhuge Liang's aesthetic view is not trouble, but a sign of great wisdom.

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Everyone teased him. Do you want to pay public grain so badly?

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