Contradictory story composition

In our ordinary daily life, everyone has written compositions. Compositions can be divided into primary school compositions, middle school compositions, and college compositions (essays). What kind of compositions have you seen? The following is a collection of self-contradictory story compositions (selected 7 articles) that I have compiled. You are welcome to share them. Paradoxical Story Composition 1

I saw a tall and thin man standing in the center of the circle. He cupped his fists with his hands and bowed to everyone while speaking with a Henan accent and said: "Fellow folks, please be optimistic. All my weapons are treasures, and my ancestral skills are unparalleled in the world. If you make false claims, slap me in the face——". He stretched out his right hand and said: "The spear here is the best spear, and the shield here is the best shield."

Indeed, the spears and shields placed on the ground were all shiny and translucent. , reflecting the sun, shining silver. However, because there are so many, everyone is afraid of being fooled. Despite the tall and thin man, people still didn't buy it. They saw the tall and thin man picked up a shield from the ground and said, "Look at the quality of this shield. It's as strong as iron, as hard as steel, and it's super strong. Cut it with a big knife." , slash with a sharp sword, no weapon can damage it at all. If you don’t believe it, come down and try it. If I tell a lie, I will never be able to pull it back when I stick it out——"

Onlookers Still no one bought it. A big man said in a rough voice: "Your shield is very strong, so what about your spear?" Upon hearing this, the tall and thin man who bought weapons quickly said with a smile on his face: "Does this brother want to buy a spear? That's easy to say. That's easy to say." He put down his shield, picked up a spear, and said, "Look, how sharp this spear is. This spear is inherited from my family and can pierce anything--" He spat as he spoke.

The strong man laughed loudly after hearing this.

The tall and thin man selling weapons said: "Why are you laughing?"

The big man said: "I am laughing at you." "What's so funny about me?" The weapons seller's eyes widened and he looked very angry and said, "Don't make fun of me. I have to do business and I don't have time to play with you."

< p> "I'm laughing at your business!" the big man said loudly,

"You said your shield was strong and could not be pierced by any weapon; you also said that your spear was very sharp and could not be pierced by anything. It can pierce, it's very good, isn't it?"

"That's right," said the tall and thin man selling weapons, "We sell people at our word, and we don't lie."

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"Then - what will happen if you pierce your shield with your spear?" said the strong man.

"Ah, this, this--" The weapons seller was speechless, his face flushed as red as an autumn persimmon.

The onlookers burst into laughter and commented: "Fake and shoddy goods, deceptive stuff." People talked, laughed, and quickly dispersed. The place was empty, leaving only the tall and thin man selling weapons standing there blankly, looking at the pile of spears and shields on the ground in a daze. Although the wind was sunny and the weather was not hot, he was sweating profusely, as if he had just been caught in the rain. Just listen to him murmuring: "It's so shameful, how can we do this business in the future?"

A gust of wind blew up, bringing up a gust of ash, which fell on the weapon. The shiny weapon seemed to be So bleak. Paradoxical Story Composition 2

Ever since the businessman from Chu State went to the market to sell spears and shields. He first boasted to people that his spear was the sharpest in the world, and then he boasted that his shield was the hardest in the world. One of the onlookers asked the merchant to use the spear he sold to stab the shield he was selling. When asked what would happen, the onlookers burst into laughter, and the merchant selling weapons had to carry the weapon away in despair.

After the businessman returned home dejectedly, he felt very upset. Not only did he not sell any weapons today, he was also laughed at by others. He racked his brains at home and thought hard about how to sell the weapons. Until about three o'clock in the night, he suddenly came up with a plan and thought, why don't I go to another market tomorrow to sell my spears first, and then go back to the market the day after tomorrow? I will sell my shield in another market, and I will sell different weapons in different markets. If I sell them separately, it will definitely work. "Thinking of this, he was not only grateful for his intelligence, but soon he entered into the dream of getting rich.

Early the next morning, he carried his spear to another market and shouted loudly He hawked his spear and poked it into the ground. At this time, many people bought his spear, and he was very happy.

Early in the morning on the third day, he took the shield and went to another market to sell it. He threw the shield to the ground. The shield was indeed very hard, and he quickly bought all the shields. The businessman was filled with joy and thought thoughtfully: "Don't do anything in a hurry for quick success or quick success!" Paradoxical Story Composition 3

According to legend, in ancient times, there was a man from Chu State , who have made a living selling spears and shields for generations. However, few people bought his spear and shield. Seeing the neighbors around him making a fortune selling shields or spears, he was both envious and puzzled. What I envy is that others have made a fortune, but I can barely make ends meet. What’s puzzling is that people have made a fortune by selling only one thing. If I sell two things, I should make twice as much money as others, but now I don’t even make half of what others make.

One day, as usual, he was selling his spears and shields in the bustling market. There were people coming and going in the market. Everyone was busy with their own things and had no time to look at him. In order to attract business, he decided to sell products. He took a deep breath and shouted to everyone: "Everyone, come and take a look. My spear is very sharp. It can easily pierce through any shield you have. Come and take a look, I guarantee your satisfaction! Walk past Don't miss it if you pass by!" With this shout, many passers-by turned their heads to look at him, and he quickly raised a spear and played alone for a while. I thought: They all looked at me and noticed me. I have to take advantage of this opportunity to sell it quickly and try to sell more. He raised his shield again and boasted: "Come and see, my shield is so strong that no spear you use can pierce it. But it is a good assistant on the battlefield. After passing this village, there is no such shop." "

He thought that everyone would come forward to buy excitedly, but they were not like he thought, and instead gathered around. At this time, a man came out of the crowd and asked him: "Brother, what will happen if I poke your shield with your spear?" This Chu native did not think about this question at all, and hesitated. Can't answer.

The man advised him again: "Brother, you are selling spears and shields. These two things are in conflict with each other, so you can't justify it. It is better for you to sell one."

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The Chu man thought it was reasonable, so he specialized in selling shields. A few years later, he also became a modern millionaire. Self-contradictory story composition 4

Spear and shield, a story that one-sidedly exaggerates the role of spear and shield without being able to justify it, and the result is a joke. Isn’t it true that the situation reflected in this story is not the same in our real life?

Once, my cousin came to my house to play. We were tired from playing, so I took her to the supermarket to buy biscuits. When we entered the supermarket, the sales girl came towards us with a smile. Seeing that my sister and I were choosing from thousands of choices, she didn’t know what to choose, so she took a box of soda crackers and said to us: "Little sister, this soda cracker" It’s delicious. It’s not the original flavor. It has a lot of good flavors in it, including orange, strawberry, and chocolate. Many people buy this! This is the best cookie in our store!” I listened, a little doubtful. Just when I was hesitant, my sister came to me with a box of milk sandwich cakes from another shelf, "Sister, sister, I want to eat this!" The sales sister listened and said just now He also praised the soda cake for being delicious, but now he immediately changed his tune and said, "This milk sandwich cake is even more delicious! And it's cheap!" After hearing this, I couldn't help but said to her: "Didn't you just say that soda biscuits are the best in your store? Why are you saying that milk sandwich biscuits are better now?" The saleswoman was speechless and blushed. Say: "Both are good, both are good...". In the end, I still didn't buy the biscuits here because I felt that she was dishonest, unrealistic, and deliberately doing what others wanted. In fact, good is good, bad is bad, and telling the truth is the most important thing.

From this little incident, I also understand a truth: that is, when we speak and do things, we must seek truth from facts, and don’t overstate, indulge in others’ preferences, and contradict each other. Otherwise, not only will we not be able to get things done, Well, it will be just the opposite and self-defeating. Paradoxical story composition 5

There was a weapons seller in the state of Chu who went to the market to sell spears and shields.

Many people came to see it, so he raised his shield and boasted to everyone: "My shield is the strongest in the world. No matter how sharp or sharp things are, it cannot be pierced." !"

Then, the weapons seller picked up another spear and boasted brazenly: "My spear is the sharpest in the world. No matter how solid it is, it can't stop it. Once it pokes, as soon as it touches, hehe, he will be pierced by it immediately!" He was very proud, and shouted loudly: "Come and see, come and buy it, the strongest shield and the strongest shield in the world! The sharpest spear!"

At this time, a spectator stepped forward and picked up a spear and a shield and asked: "What will happen if you use this spear to poke the shield?" This—" The onlookers were stunned at first, then suddenly burst into laughter and dispersed.

The weapons seller walked away dejectedly, carrying his spear and shield. Paradoxical Story Composition 6

In ancient times, there was a state of Chu. There was a market in the state of Chu. This market was very lively. There were people selling grain, wine, clothes, and merchants. Shouts echoed throughout the market.

Suddenly, a businessman’s cry attracted everyone’s attention. "My shield is the strongest shield in the world. No matter what sharp things are, it can't pierce it." After saying that, he put down the shield and picked up the spear beside him and said, "My spear is the sharpest spear. No matter what kind of sharp thing it is, it can't pierce it." It can pierce anything strong."

"I don't believe it!"

"It must be a lie!"

"You have to give it. Let's demonstrate!"

After the businessman heard this, he picked up a thick wooden board and placed it on the wooden shelf. Then he picked up a spear and stabbed the board hard. He only heard a "click" sound. The wooden plank was actually pierced, and a sharp spearhead was exposed behind the wooden plank. The businessman put the shield flat on the ground again, picked up a sharp ax and chopped it hard at the shield. "Bang!" After a loud noise, everyone stepped forward to see the condition of the shield. There was no trace at all on the shield.

“Wow, that’s amazing!”

“You’re not lying!”

“That’s amazing!”

Just as everyone was praising them, a child squeezed out of the crowd and shouted: "No, what will happen if I use your extremely sharp spear to pierce your indestructible shield?"

After hearing this, the passersby Laughing loudly, the businessman ran away in despair. Paradoxical Story Composition 7

Once upon a time, there was a country of Chu. There was a market in the country of Chu. There were people coming and going in this market, including wine sellers, meat sellers, and wood carvings. The...the shouts from various stalls flowed through the gaps in the crowd.

Among the waves of shouting, a loud voice covered the surrounding sounds. "Come and take a look, take a look. Don't miss it if you pass by! Come and take a look!" I saw a businessman selling contradictions picking up a spear on the ground and saying, "My spear is the best in the world." It's the sharpest, any steel, wood or copper, my spear can pierce it." The people around laughed.

“I don’t know if it is the sharpest.”

“Yes, yes, we won’t believe it until we try it.”

< p> "Yeah, I can't believe it."

After a quarrel, the businessman took a thick copper plate. He stabbed the copper plate hard with his spear, and the copper plate was stabbed instantly. Weared. The crowd was stunned, and then a burst of applause broke out.

The merchant picked up his shield again and shouted loudly: "My shield is the best shield in the world. No sharp object can pierce it." He took another big stone and smashed it hard. Shield, shield didn't respond at all, not even a trace.

“Ah, your shield is so good!”

“Your shield is so sharp!”

“I will pay 100 million yuan to buy this shield! "

During everyone's discussion, a child came out and said: "No, no, what will happen if I pierce your shield with your spear?"

The businessman first said He was stunned for a moment, then quietly slipped away. Passers-by all laughed.