Help me collect the wonderful lines from Dicky Cheung's TV series?

The autumn moon is boundless,

Like a long day, because I miss my feelings.

Although I am not symmetrical and handsome.

But I have a broad mind and strong arms.

-& lt； & lt Bao Xiao and Kangxi >>

God is arrogant and does not understand the teacher, and the argument is the smoothest! ——< >

Nonsense is really useless-< >

I didn't say it as a teacher Zhu Zheng, but as a lovelorn man, I was dumped by a woman who he liked very much and wanted her to be happy. ——< >

So, now in class, today's moral lesson is ... What should I say? I have taught you everything I can, and I have taught you everything I can. There is nothing to teach. Moral education is life. You have mastered your life and embarked on your own path. All I can do is bless you. Tonight is the last time I stand on the podium and talk to you. I don't want to give up, I don't want to give up the academy, I don't want to give up the class, and I don't want to give up on you, but you don't have to give up on me. However, this is none of my business. I didn't do anything, but I tried my best. I'm proud of you. I am very happy. I've been here, taking part in the yellow class and teaching you. But from today on, we will go our separate ways. Some people may be rich and some poor in the future, but whether they are rich or poor, I very much hope you can. We can always maintain this relationship between teachers and students, and then always remember that in a certain period of time, in this space, in the class of the yellow class, we are crazy together, stupid together, laughing together, crying together, absurd together, and of course, supporting each other together. So, in the past six months, we have not wasted, we have not wasted, I have not wasted, and neither have you. What happened? ——< >

I have no freedom. I lost my freedom.

Sorrow makes me cry-Bao Xiao and Kangxi

Do you really no longer miss everything in the world?

Even I don't know?

.....

Don't you love me?

-& lt； & lt Young Zhang Sanfeng >>

Morning flowers, morning decorations,

-greetings from the young hero Fang Shiyu every morning.

Elephants can dance and foxes can do somersaults at the meeting, huh?

Mountain leopard goat, there is an old goat in the mountain, I think I am upset ~ Hey!

-Monkey King, Monkey King

I am the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor and the Guanyin Bodhisattva. I am the messenger of the Western Classics, Huaguoshan, the Monkey King, water curtain cave, and the Monkey King, the Monkey King, Sheng Da. How handsome!

-"Monkey King"

Call people into the house and worship in the temple. By the way, change to d Guan Wen, master! -Journey to the West.

Zhang Junbao (Mandarin): I know why you are called Yi Tianxing, because you go against the sky!

(Cantonese): I know your explanation is Yi Tianxing, because you are against the sky! -(At this time, "Yi" and "Inverse" are homonyms)

-& lt； & lt Young Zhang Sanfeng >>

Villager:' No one has died since ancient times'. What's the next sentence?

Fang: Hee hee! Since ancient times, no one has died and no one has used paper to shit!

-& lt； & lt Detective Fang Lie >>

Endless:-got it! I patted him with the trick of "the ghost king throws a fan" to see if he woke up. If he is not awake, I will bang him in the chest with Prajna fist. If he doesn't wake up, wow, that's amazing! I kicked him straight to the left in the chest with "willow leaves grinding waist and piercing legs" and kicked him to the heart with the edge of toe and tail, which made him fly to the sky like a kite and then fell down. -Are you awake? Ha ha ~ ~ ha ha ~ ~

Don't understand: Hum! Oh! Are you sick ~? ! That's my student! One trick, "Liu Ye grinds his waist and wears his heart and legs", kicks him in the middle of his chest to the left with the tail edge of his toes, and makes him fly like a kite-that's it!

-& lt； & lt Smart and Ignorant >>

I don't understand: which one can't be found? Although I have done a big favor for Ye Jia Temple, don't reward me, or I will be proud! Punish me for not washing the toilet for one year and two years.

It doesn't hurt to be a year; It doesn't matter if you don't have morning classes for one year or two years; It doesn't hurt to add two hundred and twenty pieces of silver. ...

Monk: You will be fined one hundred sticks.

I don't understand: 200 sticks is ok! (suddenly awakened) ah! I helped Ye Jia Temple, and you want to set me up? ! !

-& lt； & lt Smart and Ignorant >>

Don't use your wisdom to measure my ability. Fang detective's fallacy

Turtle stew, high crab stew, what to deal with, use whatever tricks you want. treasure bowl

Isn't life just about taking a responsibility? Parents are children, husbands are wives, and friends are friends. If you don't even have this responsibility, what's the difference between you and an animal?

A person's life is to eat and sleep, close his eyes and sleep in a bed. If he dies, he will sleep in a few sticks, put down his "black heart" and take out his conscience to legally manage his own interests and benefit the people. treasure bowl

[Jianning: Do you know who I am? I'm Princess Channing]

[Bao Xiao: Yes, Princess Zhu Huan's sister]

Miao: Bitter!

Fang: Bitter!

Miao: Bitter than Huanglian!

Fang: Bitter than bitter medicine!

Miao: It's more bitter than bitter medicine boiling Rhizoma Coptidis!

Fang: Bitter medicine is more bitter than Rhizoma Coptidis!

Miao: Son! You really have to live up to expectations! Heal your injury quickly, or your mother will really pay a lot for you.

Price!

Fang: Hey! Xiaohua! I am more bitter than you! The skin I soaked is skin, the meat is meat, the bones belong to the bones, and the whole body is almost scattered!

Miao: No! Or am I more involved than you? Wow! I meditate with that five-plum every day, and my legs are numb when I sit down, called Bidger.

If I want to fix it, I will be miserable!

Fang: Xiaohua! How can it be painful to rely on others? Let's go!

Miao: no ... your grandfather said that only a teacher of five beauties can cure your internal injuries, so why bother? We ... we all have to stick to it!

Fang: Ah ... Were you a rapist in your last life and I was a murderer? Why does God punish us like this?

Miao: Ah! .....

Fang: Huahua ....

Miao: Ah! .....

Fang: Huahua ........

The classic lines of the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian.

"I am the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I have appointed a special envoy from the Western Classics to take Huaguoshan, the Monkey King of water curtain cave! Handsome to slag! "

"Big stupid elephants can dance, little monkeys can climb trees, foxes can do somersaults, mountain pigs, mountain leopards and goats, and there is an old sheep in the mountains. I think my old grandson is in a daze, hey!"

Dao Hong (screaming and running to Junbao): Junbao!

Junbao: Stand back!

Dao Hong (holding the pillar tightly): Junbao, let me hold it for you. You go first!

Junbao: Go away!

Dao Hong: No!

Junbao: Don't be silly, it will kill you!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction!

Junbao: This pile will be broken!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction!

Junbao: It's broken!

Daohong: mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction! Mutually assured destruction!

(The stake is broken, and Junbao flies out with Dao Hong. )

Junbao (running to meet Daohong): What about you, witch, huh? What's wrong?

Daohong: Junbao, I'm fine.

Junbao (looking at the blood on his hand and hugging Daohong tightly): Nothing is good, nothing is good, nothing is good.

Daohong: Junbao, I know I'm going to die.

Junbao: There is no such thing.

Daohong: I know I'm going to die. Don't lie to me. I counted and counted, but I still didn't figure out that I would have this robbery.

Junbao: Then don't forget, and don't forget in the future.

Daohong: Will there be a future?

Junbao: Of course, you forget that Miss Ling has a good medical skill. (Say, get up and leave)

Daohong: Hey, Junbao, don't go!

Junbao: OK, I'm not leaving, and neither are you.

Daohong: Junbao, I'm so tired.

Junbao: Don't sleep, don't sleep, and don't sleep again. Shall I tell you a joke?

Dao Hong: I feel so miserable.

Junbao: Where does it hurt? Let me give you a massage.

Dao Hong: My whole body aches.

Junbao: Oh, that's right. Go back to take a hot bath and have a rest.

Daohong: Junbao, please let me talk for a while, and I'll be fine.

Junbao: No problem. You are too talkative to talk unless it is the day you die.

Dao Hong: You're still joking, but there's one thing I don't know if you know.

Junbao: What is it?

Daohong: Actually, I've always liked you.

Junbao: Yes, I know.

Daohong: Do you like me?

Junbao: Yes, I like it.

Dao Hong: Deception.

Junbao: No, it's true (after that, he leans down and gives Dao Hong a deep kiss).

Daogong smiled and shed the last tear.

Tao Hong takes Junbao's hand and walks into the yard)

Junbao: Hey, men and women don't kiss, and catering is not solemn!

Dao Hong (thumping Junbao's chest): Hate, hate, hate!

Junbao: Hey, Buddha also has fire. I helped you find a husband, and you hit me.

Daohong: Why do you want him here?

Junbao: You said you wanted to find a smart, handsome young man with a martial arts surname Gong. That's the problem!

Daohong: I don't want him!

Junbao: If you don't want to do this, you can look for it slowly, so you don't have to be angry, fool! Do you want to comb your hair and not get married? ...

Daohong (pointing to the tip of Junbao's nose): Zhang Junbao! Are you playing dumb or are you really that stupid?

Junbao: What!

Dao Hong: When I say the only thrill, I mean ... you!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: You!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: You!

Junbao: Me?

Dao Hong: Yes! It is you! (He kisses Junbao on the face)

Junbao (wiping his face): Ah, in this case, in this case, let me have a look. Young, smart, handsome, martial arts, surnamed Gong, half a head taller than you ... Oh, not counting the bun, I am really half a head taller than you!

Daohong: I've decided that I won't marry anyone but you.

Junbao: When was it decided? Why didn't you tell anyone?

Dao Hong: Since I had that dream the second night I met you, I felt that I was in love with you. It seems like yesterday now.

Junbao: But men have their own careers. I should concentrate on practicing martial arts!

Daohong: Don't worry, I won't bother you. I will be a good wife!

Junbao: You are a good wife, but I am not a good husband. I'm sorry!

Dao Hong: No, no, no, I've been following you for so long. I believe you must be a good husband!

Junbao: I'm not sure myself. How can you be sure?

Daohong: Do you really dislike me?

Junbao: No.

Daohong: OK, let me ask you some questions. If you have something good, will you share it with me?

Junbao: Of course, it is hard for a person to get fat!

Daohong: What will happen to you if I am unhappy?

Junbao: I will be unhappy and more sad than you.

Daohong: If your house caught fire, who would you save, me and a dog?

Junbao: I never had a dog.

Daohong: What about the cat?

Junbao: Cats, like dogs, are alive. I will save them both.

Dao Hong: No, only one can be saved!

Junbao: Good! Then I will save you!

Daohong: Well, that means you have fallen in love with me!

Junbao: No way, that's nothing. I do this to everyone.

Daohong: Zhang Junbao! Are you a man?

Junbao: One hundred percent!

Dao Hong: But a man should marry a wife!

Junbao: My two masters are both men, but they are not married!

Daohong: But I calculated our birth dates. It really matches!

Junbao: Birthday matching doesn't mean you have to marry me!

Daohong: I must marry!

Junbao: You must marry me, but I don't have to marry you!

Daohong: You don't have to marry me. Okay, you're right.

Ming Dow Rhett walks into the yard)

Junbao (clapping his hands to her): Ah, ah, ah, ah ... still angry with me.

Daohong: Go away!

Junbao: A girl should not always tell others to go away. Of course she has something good for you. Come on, come on.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a martial artist named Zhang Junbao. I met a lovely little girl at some time in a month. Her name is Ming Dow Hong. Junbao didn't want to marry my father as a concubine to help her escape from my father's clutches, so he took her away overnight. Since then, they have been holding hands, heart to heart, wandering the rivers and lakes, climbing mountains and mountains. Finally, one day, they came to a place called Taixuguan and lived a happy life. After countless sunrises and sunsets, the little girl is slim and graceful, and a heart to be married is ready to move, so her good brother looks for her ideal partner everywhere. It doesn't matter if you are unlucky for the first time. As the saying goes, you have lost many battles and accumulated experience before you go into battle, so one day your good brotherhood will help you find your Mr. Right!

Dao Hong (slapping Junbao in the face): Go to hell!

Junbao: Hey, I was really kind enough to be slapped!

Zhang Sanfeng: Black sesame,

Partridge: Wow!

Zhang Sanfeng: White sesame.

Partridge: Go!

Zhang Sanfeng: So he bought it? What a fool ...

General Fei Long: Zhang Junbao!

Zhang Sanfeng: Partridge, did you hear someone calling me?

Partridge: Yes, behind you! ! …………

"When I find that rival in love, I will definitely cut him to pieces!" Yi Tianxing said angrily.

"No way?" Zhang Junbao frowned and said, "Sweeping the floor is afraid of hurting the life of ants, senior."

Young Zhang Sanfeng

The Tang Priest glared at the Monkey King and said, "I've said it many times." . "Sweeping the floor may hurt the life of ants, and now you actually hurt people!"

Sun Wukong

"How many times have I told you that I didn't kill your master!" Zhang Sanfeng said angrily.

"You didn't kill my master, but he died because of you!" Zhang Cuishan said.

"Yes, you're right," Zhang Sanfeng sat down slowly. "I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me. If it weren't for me, your master wouldn't have died. "

Young Zhang Sanfeng

Wukong knelt down and said, "Master, if you recite the hoop mantra 1000 times, I won't call it pain."

"I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me." The Tang Priest looked at the old man who was killed by Wukong and said, "Go, I won't say any more spells."

"Brother Donkey, I have a question for you." Zhang Sanfeng looked at the donkey and said.

"I have a question for you, too." Said the donkey.

"I'll ask first!" Zhang Sanfeng said. "I'll ask first!" Said the donkey.

"I'll ask first!" Zhang Sanfeng said, "Have you ever seen a girl passing by talking about beauty and ugliness?" "yes." Said the donkey.

"Then where did she go?" Zhang Sanfeng asked in a hurry.

"She walked from my left eye to my right eye, and then from my right eye to my left eye."

"Then what?" Zhang Sanfeng asked eagerly.

"Then I blinked," said the donkey, "and she was gone."

"It's no use saying it!" Zhang Sanfeng wanted to leave, and the donkey cried, "You haven't said my question yet!"

"What?" Zhang Sanfeng turned and asked.

"Did you see a little donkey pass by you and say whether it is beautiful or not?"

"Yes," said Zhang Sanfeng. "It goes from my left eye to my right eye, and then from my right eye to my left eye." "Then what?" The donkey asked anxiously.

"Then in the blink of an eye, I was killed."

"ah? Really? ! "

Young Zhang Sanfeng

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Remember, you only have one incense stick. Make good use of it!

Fish: Yes, won't you remind me?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: I'd like to, but I'm afraid I can't.

Fish: What's the matter with you?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Fish, I'm dying.

Fish: What are you talking about?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: When I went to get the midnight magic orchid just now, it bit me.

Fish: How can flowers bite people?

Sakura: This is a carnivorous flower. After its prey turns into a pool of thick blood, it will be absorbed by its roots and become its nourishment.

Fish: An antidote? What about the antidote?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Little fish, it's no use. Midnight magic orchid has no antidote.

Fish: Impossible!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Fish, do you think my hands are starting to melt? Ah ... my internal organs have begun to melt. Ah! It hurts, fish! I can't stand it!

Fish: Su Ying! Hold back! I won't let you die!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Ah! Fish, you killed me. It hurts!

Fish: No way! Why did God put you through this? I already owe you so much, I'd rather be poisoned!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Fish, don't cry. You look ugly when you cry. You killed me! You killed me! !

Fish: How can I kill the person I love most! How can I kill the person I love the most! ! !

KINOMOTO SAKURA: You love me?

Fish: Yes! I love you!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Then promise me that you will forget me like a fairy! Ah!

Fish: No!

(The fishbone hurts KINOMOTO SAKURA's heart)

Fish: Is it more comfortable?

"Su Bancheng:" Look at that dog (to Miss Lu) coming up. "

He said, "What a good boy! Why do you eat whatever you are given now? Why didn't you eat before? "

Shen Wansan: "I was inferior to you before, so I didn't want your charity. Now, like you, this is a polite return. I'll pay you back. Maybe I'll do better than you in the future, and I'll still eat it if you give it to me, because I think you're buttering me up. "

Haha, the dialogue in the cornucopia is probably like this.

I am fearless. I am afraid that there will be no fighting in Fang Shiyu->

When the road is rough, pull out your mouth to help->

Where are your friends? ..

I will share your worries.

Share your happiness.

Divide your property->

Pick up water and steal vegetables without wiping your mouth->

Sun: Hey .. Do you know what this place is? You decoct medicine here. ..

Fang: It's too difficult to decoct medicine here. The traitors have all moved in ~ ~

Sun: Hey, I'm your elder anyway. How can you talk to me like that?

Fang: Senior? Patting your mouth and poking your back are elders ~ ~ Do you know how to grab a quilt? I worked harder, and you were robbed ~ ~ ~

-& lt； & lt Young Hero Fang Shiyu >>

Fairy: Ah, what are you doing?

Fish: Fairy, don't get me wrong. Just ...

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: Actually, just.

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: That's all.

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: But

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: But

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: Ah.

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: Ah.

Fairy: (slapping)

Fish: Hey, are you full?

Fairy: You close your eyes

* * * * * * (The little fish fled to the tree and the fairy got the axe)

Fairy: Say what you just did.

Fish: I didn't do anything

Fairy: I don't believe you are lying.

Fish: No, fairy, sometimes it's bad for both of us to know the truth, not to mention that you don't feel anything when you pass out, just pretend nothing happened.

Fairy: Stop it.

Fish: Don't talk, don't talk.

Fairy: Go ahead.

Fish: I saved you when you were about to freeze to death.

Fairy: Why should I take off my clothes? Why should I take off my clothes?

Fish: How can I pass on my temperature to you without taking off my clothes?

Fairy: I will chop you to death.

Fish: It doesn't matter whether you die or not. If you die unjustly, you won't die. Did you have a cold attack? Do you sleep with volcanic rocks? I didn't pass on your temperature to protect your heart. You died a long time ago. If you think this will damage your honor, you can cut down the rescuer in front of you.

Fairy: You are right.

Fish: I told you.

Fairy: Come down.

Fish: Why should I come down and cut it for you?

Fairy: Dare to say or do what you pretend to be great but dare not do.

Fish: OK (coming down from the tree)

Fairy: (staring at the fish bitterly, throwing away the axe and holding the fish) Do you know that you just stole a girl's tender heart?

Fish: I know I can't help feeling sorry.

****

Fairy: Why don't you continue?

Fish: I'm thinking about something.

Fairy: What are you thinking?

Fish: I wonder how you can let the cold poison attack again.

Fairy: Ah, bad guy, bad guy.

When a fish enters the sea, there is no trace of China.

Orphans by the sword, heroic lingyun

Meet by chance, where will you go?

Get together and cleanse Kun.

Classic lines from the first episode

Fish said to Hu Zhuo: I am the champion of Wulin scum, and I am treacherous to death. Millions of girls teach bad young friends to cheat children for pocket money and flirt with good women for dinner without giving money!

Hua Wuque: Go away.

Fish: Don't be so gentle, I will faint. What will happen if you don't leave?

Hua Wuque: Go or die.

Fish: What's your name?

Flowers are endless: flowers are endless.

Fish: Real name.

Flowers are endless: flowers are endless.

Fish: Real name.

Flowers are endless: flowers are endless.

Fish: Hello, presbyopia.

Hua Wuque: What's your name?

Fish: The fish is very small.

Hua Wuque: Real name.

Fish: small fish

Hua Wuque: Real name.

Fish: small fish

Hua Wuque: Real name.

Fish: Fish.

At Murong's house

Fish: "Who dares to hurt my young master?"

Mr. Murong: "Who are you?"

Fish: "Don't be afraid, young master, I am the new servant of Murong family-Murong toilet!" " "

Fish: "don't worry, master, no one can hurt you with me." Whoever comes here, please sign up! " "

Mr. Murong: "But you look like the dead Mr. Murong git just now!" " "

Fish: "Yes, he is my brother! What, is he dead? Who killed it? "

Murong: "That's her!"

Fish: "Shit, my brother has nothing against you, and you killed him!" " ! I will fight with you! "

Fish: "one word, idiot!" " "

What is Forever ——23 touching dialogues

You have finally become my true and eternal wife.

Xianggong, will you take me to touch the moonlight?

Remember the last time I taught you how to look at moonlight?

Feel with your heart and add some fantasy

Is it round or cold?

Not very warm.

Do you remember this is the place where we first shook hands?

Look at our matchmaker.

Thanks for the firefly's matchmaking. The fairy married her husband.

I really appreciate it.

Xianggong, do you think these fireflies are the ones we saw before?

It must not be a firefly. Mayflies' group cannot be that group.

But in my heart, they are our matchmakers. All this is eternal and will not change. I agree.

You said yes, right?

Xianggong, I am very touched.

So touching.

Author: Xu Ling ~ Nuo fengjian 2005-11-2513: 32 Reply to this statement and delete it.

-

6 Wei Jian's classic lines

Xianggong, do you remember the last time you pretended to be hypnotized by me? Let me ask you, what would you do if there was only one incense left in your life?

I will marry a fairy.

What if there is only one incense left in the fairy's life?

I will marry a fairy.

Then we can only be a sweet couple.

That's enough for me.

That's the sentence. At that time, I thought what you said was nonsense. What man in this world will be willing to be a groom for one night and bear the responsibility for a lifetime? So I am very touched. Before, I was afraid to leave this world and not be with you. But today, I understand that the only thing that separates me is the body fairy that will never disappear in your heart. This trick was a wallet my mother gave me when I was a child. If I die, you will cremate me and put my ashes here, and you will take it with you wherever you go.

Put it here so that you can hear Xianggong's heartbeat at any time.

Are you tired? If you are tired, just sleep for a while. When you wake up, you can watch the stars and fireflies.

I don't want it. If I fall asleep, there will be no stars and no fireflies. I don't want it.

If God gives me a wish, I really hope that the sun will never rise tomorrow, and we will always look at the stars here.

The fairy only hopes that when the sun rises every day, Xianggong will remember that I can hold me, and then I will be the happiest person in the world.

Trumpet, remember?

Does the red crab run fast or does the blue crab run fast?

Red crab Red crab is ripe.

Iron bars or sticks are a headache.

None of them hurt. Very headache.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken?

White chicken

No, black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Then why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

A rooster and a hen guess three words.

I love you

No, it's two chickens

How do hunchbacked people sleep?

I slept in the wrong bag. Sleep with your eyes closed.

Hua Wuque: I don't want to dwell on this matter. I tell you, I love you all my life.

Tiexinlan: What if I die? Flowers are endless: you are my endless life.

Fairy Fairy: Are you all right?

Fish: Hello.

Xi 'an: It's so beautiful.

Fish: That's cool! Scared me to death.

After running away from Zhou Dadan,

Xian: You are so strong.

Fish: Of course, I am a real man. I haven't tasted anything. By the way, how do you know I'm strong?

Xian: I mean, aren't you afraid of getting burned when you stand in the fire?

Fish: Ah-

In the second scene, the little fairy wants to buy a small fish disguised as a woman as a maid.

Xian: Come here.

Passerby: You called me.

Xian: Not you (for fish). What's your name?

Fish: Small.

Fairy: Trumpet is a strange name (for the maid in the back). Take her back and teach her the rules (for small fish). This is your value. As for your mother, I will give her a good burial. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me. Let's leave now.

Second set

(Hua Wuque and Tiexinlan are fighting for the position of leader. )

Evil Day: Master, why don't you fight like two pillars?

Fish (Mr. Mung Bean): Play!

Evil: Are you playing?

Fish: I have already made a move!

Evil Day: Ah, did you get caught?

Fish: Women flirt, men flirt.

Evil: Oh, I see!

I haven't seen you all day, Sanqiu. My heart has been on you since we last met. After knowing you, I don't want to eat or sleep. I want to be with you. I want to use my sprinkler! ! !

After the factory Fanzi was killed,

Lan Xin: Why are they following us?

Fish: jealous that we love each other.

Episode 3

(Tiexinlan pretends to marry evil Tian Tong to attract "flower-picking bees")

Fish: Alas, she is so beautiful today!

Hua Wuque: What do you mean?

Fish: Isn't she beautiful? Is it beautiful?

Hua Wuque: (turning around) What does it have to do with me?

Fish: (following) You sound like you don't like women?

Hua Wuque: No, since I was a child, women took care of me and men were kept in cages. Nothing special.

Fish: Do you like me?

Hua Wuque: (Pauses, then nods) That's it.

Fish: Oh. ...

Fish: The groom should show off like him, and the bride should dress as low as possible, presbyopia, am I right?

"I don't agree with you. Do it thoroughly if you want to. If you don't wear it, don't wear it! " It's not surprising that this flower never dies!

Fish: This story tells us that toads can eat swan meat-this is a lie to children! ……

(The small fish has been hit by Mr. Murong's invincible "Dragon's Palm")

Tiexinlan: Fool, why did you block this palm for me?

Fish: I don't get in the way. It's you lying now. Can you stand it?

Tiexinlan: Why are you so kind to me?

Fish: There is no reason to be kind to a person. Toads don't have to eat swan meat, but they have the right to be kind to swans.

Su Ying: Don't use suspects, but don't use suspects.

Su Ying: (referring to small fish) There are such sentient beings and righteous people in the world. ...

Su Ying: Women in this world always like to give a title to a good man they don't love and regard him as a righteous brother.

Fish: (to Jiang Yuyan) You asked me to save you once, just this time, just this time.

Jiang Yuyan: (referring to Hua Wuque) Rosa has never felt this way in his life. She is light, as if floating in the clouds. He is handsome, his chest is strong, and he feels so real and safe. Yu Yan is willing to pay any price if she can lean on this chest all her life.

Tiexinlan: What are you talking about?

Fish: I said that horse! You're not talking about the horse.