What's the funniest story you've ever heard?

There was a king who went hunting with his soldiers, and his finger was bitten off by a bear. Then the soldier said this was the best arrangement, so the king locked him up. Then he went out again and was killed by the Indians. After the discovery, everyone was killed except the king. It turned out that they did not kill people with disabilities. The king was very grateful to the soldier. The soldier said that it was because the king locked him up that he was saved from being killed.