A joke with few words, any joke, can be told for about 5 minutes.

1, a male student in the computer department chased a female student in the class, and as a result, the female student has been evasive. Seeing that there was no chance, the man found another one to chase after. As a result, the woman was dissatisfied and asked why the man abandoned her.

The man asked, "Let me ask you a computer question. If you click on a program, it always says' No response'. What should I do? "

The woman said, "Finish the task at once."

Man: "Yes, I think so, too."

2. After coming back from work in Daliu City, he said to his childhood friend Xiaofeng, "Modern technology is really amazing. It is said that everything on the ground can be clearly seen from the satellite. "

Xiaofeng blushed and said, "Then I will never go to the back hill hand in hand with you again."

3. A female classmate went shopping with her boyfriend. Every time she went to a clothing store, the female classmate went in, and her boyfriend stood outside. Finally, she couldn't help asking him, "Why don't you go in?"

He paused for a moment, then solemnly pointed to the notice on the door and said, "Didn't you see that it said' peers are not allowed in'?"

On that day, there were two mm chatting on the bus.

A: "How are Xiao Wang and her boyfriend now?"

B: "You're welcome. Goodbye. . Her boyfriend cried with me the other day. "

Make a gesture of apology.

B went on to say, "Her boyfriend was very sad that day, but he just didn't cry."

A exclaimed, "Very manly!"

B whispered, "Hmm. . He said he couldn't cry, and his mascara was not waterproof. . "