Someone said sit down. How does your car respond humorously?

If someone wants to take your car, you can respond humorously according to different situations and relationships:

1. If you are a stranger or an unfamiliar person, you can say, "Sorry, my car is not just for sitting. You have to buy me a cup of coffee or smoke a cigar first. " In this way, you can use a relaxed tone to resolve each other's rudeness, and it is also an opportunity for your own performance.

2. If you are a familiar friend or relative, you can say, "Welcome to the car, but you have to promise me not to sing in the car or eat onion rings." This will let the other party know that you didn't just get on the bus, and remind them to pay attention to their words and deeds in the car.

If you are a leader or a customer, you can say, "It's my pleasure to serve you, but my car is not an ordinary car. It has superior aerodynamics and luxurious interiors. " In this way, you can express your honor and self-confidence in a humorous way, and at the same time show your professionalism and strength.

4. If you are a confessor or, you can say, "My car didn't just get on. You have to tell me your destination first. " This can imply the attitude and position of the other party, and at the same time, it can also make you better grasp the right to speak.

No matter which way you reply, you should pay attention to the appropriateness and appropriateness of tone and wording, not only to show your humor, but also to respect each other's needs and feelings.