Ask a cold joke

"Mom, my turtle is dead." The son said to his mother with tears in his eyes.

"Don't be too sad. Let's wrap it in paper, put it in a box and bury it in the backyard, and then hold a funeral for it, shall we? After the funeral, mom will take you to eat ice cream and buy you your favorite pet dog. Don't be too ... "

When the mother was comforting her son, she suddenly found the tortoise moving. "son! The tortoise is not dead! "

"Can I kill it?" The son said disappointedly