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What should my girlfriend return when she is ill?

You can reply "Oh", or there is no hot water at home.

Many friends will tell their boyfriends that I am "sick", "have a stomachache" and "sick" when they encounter their own physiological period or have a headache, a cold or illness, but all they hear is one sentence: drink more hot water. Straight men will answer this way, because they feel that there is nothing they can do at this time except rest and drink water.

So girls can reply like this

First, reply. No matter what he says, he always answers with "Oh". It is not until he realizes that you are not in the mood to talk to him, that you are angry, and that you please him in every way that the depression in your heart will be relieved.

Second, tell him directly that my house has no electricity, water or hot water. I believe that as a boyfriend with a strong desire for survival, I will definitely meet you at your door as soon as possible, bringing a bucket full of hot water and an insulated lunch box.

Third, send a message in a circle of friends, there is no water at home, and even drinking hot water has become a luxury. If your boyfriend has been paying attention to your movements and this information, come to your home to visit you in minutes.

Fourth, I want to eat ice and drink soda instead of you. Then male chauvinism broke out. Why don't you let me handle it? How can you eat these things during the physiological period? Go buy some brown sugar and a cup of hot milk tea, and go to your girlfriend's house.

Fifth, take an attitude of no big deal: I have been used to it for so many years. At this time, the man's distress rose directly after hearing it, and he ran to you at a speed of seventy miles, giving you a warm hug.

Of course, what girls want most at this time is to buy you a warm baby, medicine and the company of a warm man who will send you directly.