Humorous sentences that freeze to death

1, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will replace it with your nose.

2. others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others freezing into dogs.

It's very cold, only a coat, no hugs.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

The cold weather tells everyone how important the warmth of people around you is.

6. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or my heart.

7. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arm.

8. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

9. You said cold, I said cold.

10, if I don't reply to your message, it's not that I'm cold, it's that my hands are cold.

1 1, the weather is very cold. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

12, the coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

13, it's so cold that you can dry your hands even when you fart.

14, cold weather, cold heart. The only warmth is sad tears.

15, I can give you a hug at around 0℃ and 5℃ a day.

16, the cold is not that you feel cold, but that your mother feels cold.

17, if no one holds your hand this winter, be nice to yourself.

18, it's so cold that you can dry your hands even when you fart.

19, "I like you" and "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

20. Cold weather is like a joke, and life is like nonsense.