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Irony lines in cross talk
A: Crosstalk is a language art,
B: That's right.
A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.
B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.
A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,
B: Right, right, right.
A: Watch your language, too.
B: Yes.
Just like yours.
B: I'm especially suitable for it.
A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!
Is it that thick?
A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.
B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.
A: Yes.
You have a clean mouth.
A: You.
B: Say anything!
A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.
What do you mean, anyway?
A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!
We can try.
A: I'll be right there. My desk.
B: ...
My desk.
My desk.
Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.
Oh, I see.
I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!
B: No problem!
A: My head.
B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!
Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.
B: Come on!
I am Tang Sanlu.
B: My name is Lu.
I am a pig.
I am a pig.
A: I'm Friar Sand.
B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three more monks?
I'm Monkey Sun.
B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!
A: Say something nice. Let's go to the garden and report the names of the flowers.
Go to the garden? That's good.
But before I go to the garden, I have a request.
B: What requirements!
A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.
B: I can do it with actions, right (hanging out with A and walking around the stage intimately)
A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?
No problem, I am the most beautiful person!
Use irony should pay attention to the following points:
1, irony can be used for irony, but irony is not completely composed of irony, and not all irony has irony. Irony is often used in the struggle against the enemy. Irony expressing goodwill and feelings is mostly used between people, but irony can also be used between comrades.
Therefore, when using irony, we should distinguish between friends and enemies and have vivid feelings. Resolutely strike at the enemy without mercy; Lessons from the past, for comrades and for the people, cure diseases and save lives.
When using irony, people must understand whether it is irony or irony. Otherwise, the other party's literal understanding is counterproductive. In oral English, expressions, tone and intonation are all helpful and generally not misleading. In written language, we can point out the original intention properly in the context, or use quotation marks and bullets to imply it, which is different from positive discussion.
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