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What do you mean I'm a leek?

Question 1: What does it mean to curse Chinese chives? It means wasting talents, wasting talents.

Question 2: What do you mean when people say you are a leek? Leek is cut and long. Strong vitality. Also used to say under-cut. Depends on what he means.

Question 3: What does leek mean in the stock market? What is the source? Leek is a rookie, which means little white.

It means a newcomer, who knows nothing.

It is easy to be harvested by smooth hands.

Question 4: What do you mean by eating leeks when I kiss her? It means I want to sleep with you.

Question 5: What does "cutting leeks" mean in the stock market? When leeks are ripe, they are cut one after another. The longer they are cut, the more investors will enter the stock market and the more they will be quilted. Isn't it just like leek?

Question 6: What is hair? Why is leek hair? Hair is widely circulated among the people, and Chinese medicine also attaches great importance to the relationship between hair and diseases. The main taboo is to avoid hair. According to legend, after Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, proclaimed himself emperor, he stepped up the extermination of ministers who made great contributions to the founding of the country. Marshal Xu Da suffers from hairy back, and he is the most taboo to eat geese. When he is hot, he is prone to sores. Zhu Yuanzhang gave Xu a fat goose with ulterior motives. Xu Da knew its malice, but did not dare to disobey your orders, so he had to eat it on the spot. Soon, Xu Da's back spread and he died. It shows that the prognosis of the disease has a certain relationship with food.

Qin Bowei, a famous doctor, said in "Dietary Problems for Patients in Traditional Chinese Medicine": Any shepherd's purse, leek, mushroom and cauliflower that can cause dry mouth, red eyes, swollen teeth and constipation may have fever, commonly known as hair.

Hair growth essentially means that eating a certain food will cause the recurrence of old diseases and the weight gain of new diseases. Hair has a wide range, sometimes meat and food are seen. Generally according to the performance of the hair can be divided into six categories:

One is fever, such as onion, ginger, pepper, pepper, mutton, dog meat and so on.

Second, things that cause wind, such as shrimp, crabs, mushrooms, geese, eggs, buds, etc.

Third, hot and humid things, such as caramel, glutinous rice, pork and so on. Fourth, cold products, such as watermelon, pear, persimmon and other cold products; Fifth, things that stimulate blood, such as sea pepper, arrowhead, pepper and so on. Sixth, things that stagnate qi, such as mutton, lotus seeds, Euryale ferox and so on.

The treatment of traditional Chinese medicine is inseparable from syndrome differentiation and treatment, and taboos cannot be ignored. If the disease belongs to cold syndrome, it is manifested as physical weakness, loose stool, stomach pain and fever, cold limbs and so on. You should avoid eating cold food, such as watermelon, Sydney and bananas. People with redness, fever, hemorrhoid bleeding, insomnia and upset caused by heat syndrome should not eat ginger, pepper and garlic oil. Acute hepatitis, the patient's tongue coating is yellow and thick, the chest and abdomen are full, the appetite is poor, and the urine is Huang Chi. This is a sign of damp heat. Should avoid eating greasy, spicy food, nourishing hot products; Patients with abdominal distension should avoid eating beans, sweet potatoes and potatoes. Coronary heart disease, hypertension and hyperlipidemia should avoid fat, cream, animal viscera, fish eggs and bone marrow. Those who are prone to sores and boils are mostly caused by heat and poison, and they should not eat all greasy and spicy products.

According to folk experience, mutton, pig's head, pig's trotters and goose are recognized as hair products. Among them, mutton is hot, cold and heat come one after another, or the body is full of fire, or the fever begins to recover, so it is not suitable for eating, otherwise the old disease will recur. About Goose "Compendium of Materia Medica" says: Goose has a strong taste and is prone to wind and sores. All skin diseases, allergic diseases, fever, etc. should be avoided. Pig's trotters have the effect of nourishing milk and sores, but they should not be taken at the beginning of sores.

Question 7: What does the water in the leek field mean? One is foreign.

Question 8: A man asked me today, "XX, do you eat leeks every day?" Help me to explain whether he swore or not, 5 points is yes! He's talking! Your mouth smells.

Question 9: What does second brother and second sister-in-law mean when they say that there are no leeks in jiaozi water?

Eggs, leeks, salt, chicken essence

working methods

1. Wash leek, drain slightly and chop.

2. The egg is completely broken.

3. Pour chopped leeks into the egg mixture.

4. Add the right amount of salt and chicken essence and mix well.

5. Heat the pan and pour the oil to 70% heat.

6. Pour in the leek egg liquid, turn over the pot and let the egg liquid spread evenly in the pot. First, foam the egg liquid with high fire, and then fry it with low fire until the surface egg liquid is basically solidified.

7. Turn to the other side and fry until done. Cut it into small pieces when eating ~

Question 10: As the saying goes, leeks and cucumbers are fresh at both ends. What does that mean? According to the common people, it is good to eat the cucumber with thorns on the top of the market, and leek is the fragrance of late autumn and early winter. This means that cucumbers and leeks are the most delicious in spring and autumn.