Who has a humorous joke? Too many, and every joke is short.

1. The teacher called "more ... more ... more" to make sentences. My classmate wrote "Anerle sanitary napkins are drier and safer".

2. Introduce the teacher's appearance. It should be "teacher's face" and occasionally written as "teacher's paw face". Our Chinese teacher is going crazy.

My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together.

The sports meeting 100m finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

6. "I was in the classroom because of illness ..." "My brother shaved his head newly, just like the little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple ..."

7. The Great Wall is very long. It's fucking long.

8. Colorful flags float on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!

9. When I was in primary school, I used to write about good deeds. So people always write down money. So, in order to exaggerate their achievements, someone wrote in the park and found that 1 100 million yuan was 10 yuan, which was as thick as a document (level 4). The teacher read it out on the spot, and the students estimated that it was extremely cold.

10. The old lady took out four 500 yuan RMB.

1 1. "I have a classmate who is neither tall nor short, 1.76 meters above, 1.78 meters below ..." My junior high school classmate's work. ...

12. Classic sentence, everyone has written: Today the weather is really good, Wan Li is clear, and there are white clouds floating in the sky. ...

13. The primary school teacher wrote a semi-propositional composition: "My xxx". As a result, my classmate's composition topic is "My Comrade Qiu".

14. When I was young, I kept a diary, and the teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. At that time, a team leader came to check the number of words. A man in my group wrote: "My mother asked me to go out to buy food today. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, "It's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap ..." The number of team leaders was short by four words, so everyone.

15. My teacher is a little fat, with a big head, big eyes, a big nose and even a big mouth. ..... This teacher is very friendly to people. He wears a pair of color-changing glasses, like a giant panda. ...

16. "A red sun reflects the morning sun ... As pupils in the new era, we know that Beijing is close to the capital ..."

17. Do you remember the tadpole looking for his mother in primary school? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write a composition about * * * ... A classmate wrote this: My mother has a white belly and bulging eyes ...

18. I once peeked at a girl's composition. The coldest thing is that if I become a nurse in the future, I will treat patients like a lover.

19. A sister's nephew made a sentence with "brand-new", "a brand-new vegetable was born" ... (thanks to Zhao Benshan).

20. I came to the TV and turned it on!

2 1. This classmate wrote: "Guoqiang (one of my classmates) is sitting on a stool with a butt as big as a pumpkin in the field, and a large piece of underwear is exposed under his clothes." The teacher read it out in class and said that the classmate described it vividly. After class, this classmate was beaten by him. ...

22. When I was in the third grade, I was replaced by another teacher. We were asked to write about a corner of my home. So I wrote: My corner is beautiful, round and bright, and it is a toilet.

23. On an opaque night, the tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

24. Diary-Day 1: Today, I went to my mother's office and had a good time.

The next day: I went to my mother's office yesterday and had a good time.

Day 3: Today, I remembered that I went to my mother's office the day before yesterday and had a good time.

25. Classmate's famous sentence: geese baa and fly over; The round moon is like a bow.

26. The teacher asked us to use the word "sure enough" to make sentences. My deskmate wrote: I haven't bathed for three months, and my body really stinks.

27. When I was in primary school, I heard that wild donkeys run fastest, so I compared a classmate to "He runs faster than wild donkeys". Later, the teacher said I shouldn't write like this, so I wondered why I couldn't. ...

28. I walked into a department store. Ah, it seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting away.

29. My classmate's content is probably: Once I was ill, he gave me a tutorial rain or shine. It was raining cats and dogs that day and it thundered. I thought he wouldn't come, but he came in the rain ... He died of a high fever the next day, and I will always miss this good friend.

30. There is a reading question on the primary school Chinese test paper, to the effect that a mother suffered a lot for her children and finally died. After reading, ask the students to say a few words to their mother in Tomb-Sweeping Day one year later. A pupil wrote: "I wish my mother Tomb-Sweeping Day happiness, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain!" .

3 1. A silly boy finally got up the courage to say to the girl he likes, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl thought about it and said that it was very congenial. The boy is very sad. He held back for a long time and said, does it have to be round? Can't it be flat?

After making love, two turtles meet again next year. The next year, the male turtle came to see the female turtle, already waiting, but the female turtle cursed: You have turned me upside down for a fucking year.

When someone saw the sea for the first time, he sighed: "The sea! Mom! " As soon as his voice fell, a wave came and hit him in the face. The man said angrily, "Shit! Still a fucking stepmother! "

The monkey picked up a card, so he climbed to the branch to see what it was. Unexpectedly, a lightning strike hit it, and the monkey cried and said, "It turned out to be an ‘IP' card! ! "

3.5. The director and the section chief * * * took the elevator, and the director farted and said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't put it there. Soon, the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: you can't afford to take care of big things. What's the use of asking you

In a fashion shop, I saw an impatient young man say to a beautiful girl, "Do you mind talking to me?" The girl asked curiously, "Why?" "My wife has been in this store for more than an hour, but if she sees me talking to you, she will come out at once ..." Before he finished, his wife quickly walked out of the boutique and carried him away.

My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: When you grow up, did you sleep with your mother when you married your daughter-in-law? A: Hmm! Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: this child has been sensible since childhood!

3 8, cannibal father and son hunting, the son grabbed a thin man, the father said: release, no meat! His son also caught a fat man, and his father said, let go, it's too tired! His son captured another beautiful woman, and his father said, take it home and eat your mother at night!

3 9. A police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and ran angrily to ask it: I am a police dog. What are you? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

4 0. It's embarrassing for village women to report it! I was cheated by QJ last night. The policeman asked him what the man looked like. I didn't see it clearly, but I must be a novice, because he couldn't find a place for a long time, and finally I helped him in.