What are the jokes from ancient times?

Ancient jokes include worshipping Confucius Temple, matching, crying and so on.

1, Qiaokong Temple

A man paid money to enter the Confucius Temple, and Confucius came down from his throne to thank him. The man said, "It is your disciples who worship you today. You should sit on the throne and be worshipped. " Confucius said, "No, you are a disciple of my' brother Kong Fang' (the square outside the round hole inside the copper coin), and I must never worship."

Step 2 balance

A vulgar man built a beautiful living room, which listed antiques, calligraphy and painting, and everything was unprepared. When the guests arrived, the host asked, "If there is anything out of place in the room, please make suggestions so as to eliminate it." The guest said, "Everything is fine, only one thing can be removed." The host said, "What is it?" The guest said, "It's you."

3. Cry for Lin

Confucius cried when he saw the death of Kirin. In order to comfort Confucius, his students strung copper coins and hung them all over the cow, telling Confucius, "Kirin has come back to life." When Confucius saw the fake unicorn, he said, "This is obviously a stupid cow, just a few more money."

The development history of jokes is as follows:

Joke comes from life, which is an artistic language form and an artistic language. In the history of mankind, since there was language, there has been a joking language. At first, people passed it on by word of mouth. Later, with words, many paragraphs were recorded and compiled into books. But there are still many jokes circulating among the people.

In recent ten years, with the rapid development of the Internet and mobile phones, online jokes, online buzzwords, powerful books, mobile phone jokes, shocking statements, joke alliances and so on have emerged one after another, pushing the development of jokes to a new stage. With the birth of 20 12 Tencent wechat, jokes wechat, funny sentences and humorous stories appeared, which promoted the further development of jokes to mobile phones.