Middle-aged-My Way of Pipe, Cigarette and Cigar

Before I was 28, I never smoked or even hated tobacco. But at the age of 28, the pressure of life, the despair of 996 and the meager salary, and the hopeless future made me collapse. I wandered around HI-PDA all night before surfing the Internet, and suddenly I found someone talking about "pipe" and "tobacco", so I became curious. After browsing, I am curious about how this kind of tobacco makes people feel comfortable. Then I think that before going to work, every time I finish a big event, heavy smokers stand in the corridor of the company, light a cigarette with their eyes half closed, inhale deeply into their lungs and wait for a long time, then spit it out for a long time, which is extremely relaxing. It seems that all kinds of new movies will disappear with this smoke.

So after Google, I came to the Yandou Village Forum to study. I remember seeing a paragraph "cigarettes are like prostitutes, cigars are like lovers, pipes are like wives" without reading the second post, and each reply is also a few hundred words to explain the understanding of the paragraph. After that, I wandered around the village for half a month, watching and learning about pipes, tobacco, ornaments, breathing and, of course, my life experience about pipes.

My friend's homework is half accumulated, and his fingers itch. Go shopping at once. According to the plan, I will start slicing and repairing tools for little red dot and Navy in England. Taobao searched for a long time before finding a merchant to buy them.

Business owners are also very interesting, saying that they are engaged in bands, and doing this is purely a hobby. I hope more people know about pipelines. After placing the order according to the homework, the boss asked me how I knew about the forum. I said I never smoked, but I didn't want to try until I read a post. The boss was also surprised. At my age, if I don't smoke, I seldom smoke. If I want to smoke, I will smoke when I was a student. I also talked about my work and depression. Every time I surf the internet, it's late at night. My salary is low and I have no savings. In fact, it's very depressing. The boss also said that the band was not allowed, and the surrounding family members also pointed and gossiped. Sigh about human suffering.

As soon as I arrived, I printed my notes and ran upstairs to the smoking room to avoid my colleagues. According to the notes, grab a handful of tobacco and rub it in your palm. After smelling the fragrance of tobacco in the palm of your hand, fill the grass into three layers with Frank's gesture, light the long wooden matches in circles, keep the temperature through three inhalations and one inhalation, and keep the shape of tobacco with a press bar from time to time. In short, the first cigarette was extinguished three times and finally finished, and I felt uneasy like a thief.

Soon after returning to work, I heard from my colleagues that there was a strange smell of smoke in the corridor today, and I was secretly pleased, dreaming that I could show my skills if I mastered it. For a year, I have been tasting a hundred herbs and smoked a few big flavors. At the same time, I have to say that this kind of tobacco can really relieve fatigue. Smoking a pipe while doing it is really comfortable, often after online completion, or when major problems are solved, or when writing long documents such as insurance or trusted cloud.

But smoking a pipe for a long time also has a problem, that is, the tasting time is too long. Colleagues invite you to smoke, you can at least touch a pipe 15 minutes. In this 15 minute, two groups of people have changed their ways to brag to you. In addition, the pipe bucket is weak, and there are at most two buckets a day. Buying more pipes can certainly solve the problem, but people can't carry this nicotine.

One day, I suddenly saw a post in the forum discussing what to smoke between pipes. I found a reply about handmade cigarettes. Although hand-made cigarette tobacco is not as good as pipe tobacco, it is nothing compared with commercial cigarettes. Immediately, Google learned hand-made cigarettes and asked the band owner to get a suit, a cigarette filter with paper and raw paper, and three packs of various papers. Tobacco has drums, the American spirit is in harmony with Maba.

After this suit came, I rolled a cigarette according to the tutorial and ran to the corridor to smoke it. The taste is dull, so I can't help watching the joke again. After returning to the station, I made more than a dozen at a time and stored them in the box. Occasionally, a heavy smoker comes to me to discuss the problem, and sends it casually. As a result, everyone was stunned by the delicious hand-rolled cigarettes. What's more, they said that after smoking hand-made cigarettes, their mouths stopped stinking and they bought them one after another, which was also a wave of Amway. After that, there were fewer pipes and more hand-made cigarettes.

20 18 before going abroad, I left my job early and did nothing all day. Besides taking care of my wife, I promise to study and read forums every day. Suddenly I saw someone talking about cigars, and my brain became active. I found Yan Yue. Com study for half a month, place an order on the Hong Kong platform, and the logistics lasts for half a month. The customs detained it, paid 200 taxes and finally got it back. When I am excited, I carefully take my coffee and taste it slowly. After only smoking for half an hour, my wife woke up from a nap and screamed, feeling dizzy and nauseous. I immediately opened the window to get some air. As a result, my wife was drunk and collapsed in bed for a long time. Since then, every time I want to taste cigars, I have to walk to Donghua University next door to find a quiet breeze and recite words while tasting them.

I have been in Australia for more than a year now, and the Australian mainland is really healthy. Strict tobacco taxes force me to live a healthy life. Cigars and pipes are so expensive that you can only smoke cigarettes on weekdays.

The remaining tobacco products have been used for 5 years and are briefly evaluated. Cigars are so strong that they are more domineering than pipes. The taste of cigarettes is bland, but it is an advantage to get them simply. The pipe is slowly just right.