Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Xiaoming, get out of here. Complete works of the first season

Xiaoming, get out of here. Complete works of the first season

1. Teacher: Xiaoming? Xiaoming? Xiaoming?

Macey: I * Macey, Xiaoming is ill.

Teacher: Then go out for him.

Macey: I *, Xiaoming hurt me.

2. Teacher: Whoever can answer the next question will go home at once. Suddenly, Xiaoming threw his schoolbag on the ground. Teacher: Who threw it? Xiao Ming strikes the table: I threw it, teacher: ...

3: It's the end of the term ~

Teacher: This semester is almost over. Xiao Ming, what is your hope? Xiaoming: Don't let me go out again. The teacher said with concern: if you learn well, I won't let you roll. Xiao Ming: That's very kind of you. Teacher: Now I won't let you roll. Climb out, Xiao Ming: