Please tell a joke about steamed bread.

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread, which was as fat as steamed bread.

One day, when Shantou was walking on the road, he found a car hit the meatball, and Shantou hurried to save the meatball. As a result, there is another food in the world-pizza.

Romance-steamed bread fell in love with sausage, and they vowed never to part, so human beings added a new food-hot dog.

One day, Shantou saw his younger brother fighting with meatballs and lettuce, so he went up to make peace. As a result, there is another food on the table-hamburger.

Strong article-Shantou feels that he is not strong enough, so he insists on drinking milk, eating eggs and exercising every day. After unremitting efforts, he finally made cookies.

From small to large-when the steamed bread is small, it is Wangzi small steamed bread.

Leisure articles-steamed bread goes to the public bathhouse to take a bath, and a goat goes to take a bath, so it becomes-mutton buns in soup.

Horror articles-steamed bread has the habit of sleepwalking. One morning, Shantou suddenly found that the meatballs sleeping beside him were gone. He looked for it for a long time, but he still couldn't find it. When washing his face, he accidentally found himself a steamed bun in the mirror.

Endeavour-Shantou went abroad to study, and when he came back, he became bread.

Bite your head-one day, Shantou found a kitchen knife to fight one-on-one, and it turned out to be Daoxiao Noodles. ....

Second,

Recently, I have been so poor and crazy that I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. When I want to eat a cake, I flatten the steamed bread and eat it as a cake.

When you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb and eat it face to face.

When you want to eat ice cream, put the steamed bread in the refrigerator and freeze it.

If you want to eat seafood, put the steamed bread in your shoes and eat it hard.

When you want to eat cookies, bake the steamed bread.

When you want to drink milk, twist the steamed bread and eat it.

When you want to eat instant noodles, empty the steamed bread from below, then put the steamed bread residue in it and soak it in water.

When you want to eat meat, knead the steamed bread into the shape of a pig and eat it.

When you want to eat hot pot, cut the steamed bread into pieces and put it in boiling water to eat.

When you want to eat sausage, rub the steamed bread into strips before eating.

When you want to eat crabs, lift the steamed bread from it before eating.

When you want to eat hamburgers, wrap the steamed bread in paper, and then open the paper before eating.

When you want to eat bananas, peel the steamed bread before eating.

When you want to eat chicken legs, find a chopstick to eat in steamed bread.

When you want to eat steamed stuffed bun, dig out the pulp of steamed stuffed bun and stuff it in.

When you want to eat onions, put some mustard in the steamed bread before eating.

When you want to eat cereal, crush the steamed bread, squash it and soak it in water.