What's so funny?

1: I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. ?

2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you! ?

3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. ?

4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

5: My life has two sides, A and B, and yours has two sides, S and B ...?

6: I am a fat man, not a clown. ?

7: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!

8: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep! ?

9: Snails run wildly. ?

10: Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny. ?

1 1: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most. ?

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13: The accountant said, "Come and get paid later. I have no change here. " ?

14: Can you see my powder? ?

15: Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum. ?

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu. ?

17: I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. ?

18: once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical. ?

19: it is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain. ?

20: make a cup of Sanlu and give it to XX. ?

2 1: The most mysterious department in history: related departments. ?

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century! ?

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that. ?

24: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds. ?

25: The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage. ?

26: White Horse … Where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me? ?

27: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? ?

28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood. ?

29: Yangzhou fried rice, please, with more chopped green onion and less salt, and an egg, packed and taken away.

30: Your mother is your father's cousin? ?

3 1: I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

32: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools. ?

I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess. ?

34: Kill you with what, dear.

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill. ?

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi. ?

37: Others pretend to be experienced. ?

38: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid of stealing children to understand technology!