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Talk about the mood of the first house in life
2. After paying the house deposit, I feel so stressed in an instant that I have no pleasure in buying a house at all!
3. Want to lose weight and save money to buy food, drink and play, buy a car, buy a house and buy an object ~ ~ ~
4. Husband (wife) Our floor is a little low. The one who signed with us chose a good floor and a good apartment.
5. Not buying a house is stressful and easy.
6. I can finally live in a new house. After years of struggle, I finally got my own home. I am in a good mood. Today, I also invited friends to my home.
7. What salary is only two kidneys, and the foundation is not enough to sell.
8. Don't let your future self hate your present self. I'm trying to be the person I like.
9. It costs 5 yuan to buy a house in full. Who has the money to borrow?
10. I finally got the key to the new house, and the rest is how to decorate my small home, constantly reminding myself to be careful and meticulous in decoration. This is my new home in this city.
1 1. Don't think about going out to play. Think about making money, buying a house, buying a car, decorating the house and paying the mortgage.
12. Exercise can sometimes help you lose weight. One movement is enough for a month's exercise. If you have the ability, you should move on 1 month 1 day.
13. Congratulations on becoming a house slave and owning 1 suite, not to show off, but to commemorate and continue to work hard for the rest of your life.
14. I am also a homeowner, and finally I don't have to be looked down upon by my colleagues who don't have a house.
15. I feel so stressed when I buy a house at home. hey
16. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million a day.
17. If you have spare funds, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.
18. Don't wait for the cheapest house, don't wait for the most suitable love. What matters in life is vague correctness, not precise mistakes!
19. Don't use your own efforts to buy things that others like.
20. Increase the price to go to stock and use the parents' provident fund to go to stock. Wait until it collapses. Buy a house in five years!
Sixty lies, one on the surface and one behind.
A set of hypocritical sentences on the surface, followed by a set (the first one) 1. There used to be, now go your own way! Let's live in peace for a lifetime!
2. The so-called fairness means not harming one's own interests. The so-called growing up is to smile at each other after seeing through the selfishness and hypocrisy in human nature a little. How much truth is left in life now? Who can be trusted by everyone around the reality ... who will take the hindmost and behave incisively ...?
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
In fact, there is no mercy in the world. If the needle doesn't prick others, they won't know how painful it is.
You bastard, I don't think you have evolved well.
6. I said I loved her for six or seven points, and she thought I loved her for six or seven points. When he said he loved her very much, she thought he loved her very much.
7. Many times, people and things you care about will often break your heart. I see through people's hearts and my heart is cold.
8. The child only asks why you ignore me. Do you dislike me? Adults are tacitly alienated from each other.
9. Look at your age in early autumn. When you say you want to sell Meng, you directly turn the word selling Meng into a derogatory term.
10. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?
1 1. It's hard to burn all the precious books. A sad song makes you cry.
12. The human heart is too fake, too hypocritical, and everything is fake in the end.
13. If there is a fate, come back if you miss it; If there is no chance, meet and leave.
14. You never know how bad your luck is without buying lottery tickets. You never know how bad your popularity is without borrowing money. Never know how ugly you are until you repent.
15. Somehow, nothing too happy or beautiful happens every day.
16. Simple life, free and easy. Simplicity is dull, but not monotonous. Simplicity is ordinary, but not mediocre. Simplicity is a kind of beauty, and it is also a kind of primitive beauty.
17. If one day hypocritical people are also kind, it is called hypocrisy as hell.
18. Please put away your hypocritical face. Fake you, don't be tricky in front of me.
19. The top layer is human nature, a hypocritical face, a hypocrisy, and a practical attitude after seeing through the laws of the world. Throwing away the truth of all moral cloaks will sting the hypocritical world, but this is the value of existence! ?
20. Affectionate but true feelings, indifferent but popular, beautiful but recalling, but leaving.
A set of hypocritical sentences on the surface, followed by a set of (Part II) 2 1. Some people say: love is a rose, no matter where you go, it will always leave fragrance on your hands. Some people say: Emotion is a song that sings the joys and sorrows of life. In fact, feelings are a person's state of life. When life is over, feelings are like the lingering fragrance on the hands, leaving only the taste of taste.
22. When you gradually feel that the world is becoming more and more hypocritical, you have actually grown up.
23. It is a friend who comforts me and listens to my heart. The so-called good man is just a hypocritical person, go to hell.
24. It's hard to draw a tiger's skin but a bone. People know its face but not its heart.
25. Super individuals living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality.
26. Who knows that the sea is clear and the bottom is dirty?
27. No amount of warm sunshine can warm people's hearts.
28. despise your hypocrisy. It is enough to have my best friend.
29. What's good about you? It makes me happy to say it.
30. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not handsome.
3 1. Don't care, don't ask, don't forget, but you must be alienated. You have been silent for so long that you need courage to take the initiative.
32. If you have experienced more, you will understand that the world is cold only because people are unpredictable!
33. Do you think you are a bird with chicken feathers all over its body?
34. You once said trust between friends. I nodded, and I planted the seeds of trusting you in my heart. But as soon as it germinated, you ruthlessly pulled it up. The seedlings of our friendship withered and my heart was broken. Where have you been?
35. Coulee said: I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair for five cents.
36. It seems that some things can only be overcome by yourself. I hope I can see through the hypocrisy of human nature and continue to be kind. If I can't change people's minds, I will try my best to let people around me only see the good side. ?
37. People are unpredictable. One day, you will see through the sadness of people and cherish those who can give you warmth. Like a ray of sunshine in winter, it warms your heart and makes you unforgettable.
38. We often think that after experiencing pain, feeling hypocrisy and seeing through human nature, we become calm and mature.
39. Who can keep those flowers? Let the faint fragrance bother you. Are you also remembering the faint rainy night and green leaves? And I am always doing the most boring thing in the world, watching the flowers bloom and fall, leaving only sad memories.
40. True friends don't talk about friendship. They don't ask for friendship, but do their best for each other.
A set of false sentences on the surface and a set of false sentences behind it (Chapter 3) 4 1. We were so eager for the waves of fate that we finally found that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. We used to look forward to the recognition of the outside world, and finally know that the world is self-contained and has nothing to do with others.
42. Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others and inadvertently being hurt by others.
43. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.
44. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.
45. It's not that they don't love you and don't care about you, but that you will find cool and thin very popular, but you are too demanding.
46. See through the deception, hypocrisy, indifference and utilitarianism of human nature, and feel the warmth, beauty, energy and ambition of the world! ?
47. Friendship is precious, but it is still difficult to maintain the once intimate relationship only by one party. Trust is deceived, and the heart is cold.
48. You are so hypocritical, how can I be sincere?
49. Don't cry dirty, let me go around.
50. The human heart is like a well, unfathomable.
5 1. People can cry as long as they are uncomfortable and can't find the rope.
52. Love makes me understand how ugly and hypocritical this society is.
53. There is a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full!
54. Everyone is hypocritical. Many times, maybe we are all romantic. If you treat others as good friends, you may be an ordinary classmate in front of them.
55. I hate excessive modesty, which is just another kind of hypocrisy.
56. People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.
57. Who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle and who is not. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?
58. Autumn leaves, one leaf and one autumn yellow, winter snow, one snow and one winter cold, make people feel cold every day.
59. I hate non-mainstream, I hate killing Matt, I hate those strange faces, and I hate those hypocritical people.
60. Give me a beautiful photo of you at home to ward off evil spirits.
202 1 classic mood phrase: one on the surface, one behind, you think you are a bra.
1. I don't like others to like you, and I don't like you who like others, because I like you.
2. Laziness is a strange thing, which makes you think it is ease, rest and blessing; But it actually gives you boredom, burnout and depression; It deprives you of hope for the future, cuts off your friendship with others, and makes you more and more narrow-minded and suspicious of life! -Roland
I'm sorry to send you a message so late. Who told you that you are my best friend? If I disturb you, I want to tell you solemnly that you deserve it! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, hehe!
4. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected; What you hate now is the future you can't go back to.
Many things, such as falling in love, falling asleep and acting naturally, get worse when you try to do well.
There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.
7. Sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will endure, and they will endure. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.
I want to propose a toast to you. I want to respect you for inadvertently coming into my life and quietly ruining my life. After drinking this cup, we will never talk about love again.
9. The more places you have been, the more you know where you want to go back. The more people you meet, the more you know who you really want to be with.
10. The world also needs useless things. If everything must have its meaning, it will make people breathless.
1 1. I can't tell you how much I like you, but I'd rather quarrel with you than turn around and love others.
12. The best time in your life is the years when you took full responsibility for your own problems. You don't blame your mother, the environment or the president. You realize that you can control your own destiny.
13. It's like carbonated drinks after running steam are just a little sweeter than boiled water, such as gauze and anti-inflammatory drugs that you sent in a hurry for a scabby wound. I cut my hair short for a long time, and you told me that you liked my long hair. You are always like this, watching me through sadness and pain, and then you apply your so-called concern to me like a senior implementer. In fact, boiled water is not necessarily bad, and my short hair looks beautiful.
14. Being alone is really a test, which can be used to measure the depth of a person's soul and his true feelings about himself. A person who doesn't even love himself, I'm sure he won't be of much value to others, and he can't have high-quality social intercourse. The quality of all communication depends on the quality of the participants themselves. Only in two people with rich souls can there be truly touching love and friendship.
15. Rainy days are the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.
There are 89 sentences behind a set of hypocritical humanity in Face to Face.
A set of sentences behind the hypocrisy of human nature (I) 1. Ask yourself more, you will be more independent, ask less of others, and you will be less disappointed.
2. You are rich, useful, and have status, and your friends support you in droves; You have no money, you are useless, you are not an official, and there is no one behind you.
You can get a haircut and change your hair. This is the best way to look at your face.
4. human feelings are as light as paper, the world is cold, and the winner is king.
This is the first and last tear for you. You made me understand that the human heart is thin and cold.
6. Take my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't get into the water.
7. Autumn wind rises, dead leaves fall, and today's autumn rain is cool. Cool, but not cool. ...
8. Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. On the contrary, your badness is like a scar to others. If you leave it, it will last forever. This is human nature.
9. I am used to using that fake smile to hide my inner sadness.
10. One day, you will see through the sadness of people's hearts and cherish those who can give you warmth. Like a ray of sunshine in winter, it warms your heart and makes you unforgettable.
1 1. In this deceitful world, if you don't calculate others, others will calculate you.
12. Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future.
13. Why did I get hacked when you obviously made a mistake?
14. Some friends are worthy of your heart, some are just ordinary friends or just superficial friends, so hypocrisy is only for those who need hypocrisy, not in front of sincere friends.
15. A group of hypocritical guys ... I saw through human nature, looked down on profit, and despised their previous existence with social laughter. ?
16. companionship means that I am here whether you need it or not.
17. Tears are tears when someone is distressed, otherwise they are just salty liquids; Being cared for is coquetry, otherwise it is death.
18. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.
19. How fragile are the feelings between people? Without saying a word clearly, goodbye is a stranger.
20. Fireworks are easy to cool and people's hearts are changeable. Friends who have tried to see life are not alienated, but they still feel sad when they see life. The vows they made were obviously not counted. Maybe time will really change everything and let me see through the viciousness and hypocrisy of human nature.
2 1. The world is real, but you are too fake.
Keep in touch with people you don't like, but don't speak ill of them behind their backs. Those who say right and wrong must have right and wrong. Remember, disaster comes from the mouth.
Face up to a set of hypocritical sentences behind human nature (part two) 23. I would rather run in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms! ! !
I'd rather run alone in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms.
25. You can cook tonight. I think you will embellish it!
26. People are like hedgehogs in winter. If they get too close, they will feel stinging. Too far away from each other, and feel cold; People must keep a proper distance to live.
27. It is difficult to burn all the books, and a song is sad.
28. Give yourself some time and don't leave yourself with lifelong regrets.
29. Put on your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.
As for the definition of friendship, I will always believe this sentence. People will watch it for a long time, and it's best to save it for the last.
3 1. Life is very realistic. When you are tall, people around you will surround you. When you are at a low point, people around you always ignore your existence.
32. I don't know how to talk to others now, and I see through the selfishness and hypocrisy of human nature, which is too ugly and unbearable. Sometimes, I can't help but want to expose ... I feel uncomfortable and blocked. ?
33. Everything seems so funny. Oh, your concern is not mine. What I care about is not what you care about. How long can two people meet unexpectedly in love?
34. Do you think Xiao Niang's heart is made of aluminum alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?
People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.
I like talking and laughing. I feel very proud. I don't cry or make trouble. I ignored all the ridicule.
37. In every woman's heart, there is a complex, eager to be understood, eager to be remembered gently. However, it is not me who is remembered tenderly, but I often think of you tenderly. Do you feel it? Rich memory, light perception, in the long river of memory income too many unforgettable and inexhaustible things; Love is so close, you are so far, how far are you?
38. Some people, some things, you always experience many years later, and then in retrospect, you realize that you were cool thin at that time, and you were scared.
39. If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.
40. Don't blame your fate. Fate has not wronged anyone, but will only help you according to your heart. When you are pessimistic, it will push you to be more pessimistic, and when you are strong, it will give you more power.
4 1. True friendship needs no noise; Hypocritical and unnecessary. Let's all keep silent.
42. Are you tired of pretending and pretending?
Remember, you can cry or hate, but you can't be weak. You must work hard, because there are still a group of people waiting to see your jokes. Even if you are lying down and getting shot, you should pose beautifully!
44. See through human nature, hypocrisy, greed and desire! Terrible humanity hangs over everyone! It seems that what is hidden under the epidermis is the real face!
Face up to a set of hypocritical sentences behind human nature (Chapter III) 45. After selfish happiness becomes the only goal in life, life soon becomes aimless.
46. When complaining becomes a habit, it is like drinking sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Finally, I found that those who walk on the road to success are "fools" who don't complain. The world will never remember what you said, but it will never forget what you did.
47. He who chases two rabbits at the same time can't catch either. Don't covet everything, or you will have nothing; Don't try to know everything, or you will know nothing; Don't try to be omnipotent, or you will become omnipotent.
48. People get along very strangely. Sincerity is absolutely true, and hypocrisy is absolutely forced to be hypocritical. I don't like hypocrisy, but I have to be hypocritical, because I am facing hypocritical people.
49. Do you think Xiao Niang's heart is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof with aluminum alloy and stainless steel?
I thought friendship was great, but I found it was just hypocrisy.
5 1. A superorganism that survives with a cockroach, a decaying semi-plant.
52. After the meeting, everyone will remember who I was and what I said.
I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.
54. Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but often involuntarily. The passage of time took away our bohemian time and a string of laughter, leaving only sighs and plans for the future.
55. I feel that these childish and unprecedented heart abuse have seen through the hypocrisy in human nature! Countless repressed anger finally broke out in a moment of complete silence! Now that there is a crack, let it be completely broken! Enough! Once beautiful forever sealed! ! ?
56. Fear is mostly caused by ignorance and uncertainty.
57. Don't you think I speak loudly? Don't you know that barking is for dogs?
58. Give someone you care about a knife; If you let anyone near you, you will open your armor. So don't be hasty when you are sincere, and don't be greedy when you are looking for friends. Otherwise, you will be stabbed all over.
From now on, I won't have you for the rest of my life, but I still have you in my eyes and dreams, but I don't have you by my side. When I find that I have only stayed in your life for a moment, you can take root and sprout in my heart, but so what? Even so, I will move on. I only hope that I will still be in your memory for the rest of my life.
60. When the moon is round, things will get better.
6 1. It is difficult to draw a tiger skin but a bone.
62. The hypocrisy of reality is always too surprising to pull out.
63. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can change.
64. When I pierced your inner world, I quietly chose to ignore it. Because it's meaningless to ignore it.
65. A friend asked you why you can still laugh and why you always seem to have nothing on your mind.
66. Life is like a play. In addition to age, there are acting skills.
Face up to a set of hypocritical sentences behind human nature (Article 4) 67. People like you who smell like scum should use at least one box of Fuyanjie every day.
68. Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others, and inadvertently being hurt by others.
69. Nobody can be trusted. People are separated by bellies, and you never know what they think.
70. I hate non-mainstream, I hate killing Matt, I hate those strange faces, and I hate those hypocritical people.
7 1. A woman who claims that she doesn't like beautiful women is definitely a very hypocritical man.
72. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.
73. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend.
74. I have seen ugly ones, but I have never seen such ugly ones. At first glance, it looks ugly, but on closer inspection, it looks even uglier.
75. The lonelier you are, the less friends you have, the less support you have, and the more you should respect yourself.
76. cool thin, I thought people were worried, but it turned out that we took pain too seriously.
77. It's strange to get along with people. Sincerity is absolutely true, and hypocrisy is absolutely forced to be hypocritical.
78. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!
79. The white inside is red, which is different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.
Frictionless friendship is hypocritical.
8 1. Don't care about others' ridicule. The way you don't work hard is the most ridiculous.
82. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?
83. I have seen the most ruthless, hypocritical and ugly human nature so far, but I still haven't seen through it. This is a needle in the sea. I thought everything was getting better and better, but it was getting worse and worse, and there were many unbearable times I didn't know. The so-called quiet years are when someone carries the burden for you. For a time, my mind was so full of things that I couldn't clear my mind and kept cutting, and I am still confused. I don't know what to do. I dare not think too much, just want the person I love to be well. You can't lose yourself, you should face every day positively and optimistically, and go all out to be happy. There are too many wishes, but they are powerless. If I can only make one wish, will you promise me? He is really a good boy, and she is really a good girl. Fate, please be kind to him and be kind to them. I really hope they are happy, and they must be happy. I feel a little incoherent, really confused and uneasy. I still know nothing about society and people. How I wish I could become mature, sensible, powerful and dependent at once.
84. Once upon a time, I liked the warm lights in the room. I remember when I was at school, whenever I passed someone's house, I saw the warm light coming from the window from the outside, and I felt so warm in my heart, but I couldn't find the warm light in my heart. When I grow up, I see through the hypocrisy of human nature, but I also look down on a lot and can't let go of a lot. In a materialistic world, keep a pure heart, go out of your heart and find your best self. Only in this way can I be worthy of all those who love me and those I love. Love needs no words! ! !
85. Life is a big stage, and not all stories can be told. People need some kind of faith to inspire and restrain. People are calm and have a sense of security, which can be decided later. It is beautiful to laugh without regrets in the years. Life, smiling in tears, colorful; Life, strong with a smile, is beautiful.
86. When I was a child, I always liked to exaggerate my love and treat my unwillingness as something I couldn't let go.
87. What is betrayal? It's more heartbreaking than what you said.
88. If you indulge others too much, others will make you feel worse. If you are too tolerant of others, others will push your luck and hurt you. In fact, most people you meet are used to your "good".
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