Are there any funny jokes? It must be funny.

1, Su Xiaomei will definitely solve my brother's worries. One person presented Su Dongpo's couplets: Loofah on the shelf, as cool as hanging. Dongpo thought for a long time and couldn't draw the bottom line, but he didn't frown when he got home. Xiaomei asked why, and Dongpo said. Sister casually answered the next couplet: the lotus in the pool is like a hole. This couple will definitely spend the candlelight night together. A 38-year-old man married a 25-year-old woman. Men out of the top allied: one gun, two bullets, 38 years without fighting. Women's Federation: one hole and two doors, not for 25 years. 3. Cadres definitely go to the countryside. The first part: no milk to drink in the morning and no milk to touch at night. Bottom line: No ball during the day, nothing at night. Horizontal criticism: extremely painful. 4. Compare the past with the present. Part One: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children. Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives. Horizontal criticism: keeping pace with the times 5. It's great that two lawyers get married again. After the male and female lawyers remarried and entered the bridal chamber, the female lawyer went out to seek power. The first part: the night attack on Pearl Harbor, the beauty is fertilized. Man: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrendered. Horizontal batch: World War II. 6. Couplets between teachers and students. The first part of the division: the moon sets. Life to the next couplet: sunrise. Learn to learn: monks. Student couplets: nuns. Division I: Castle Peak. Student-to-student couplets: white water. The first part of the division of labor: go. Student-to-student couplets: Come. Couplets are linked together: the monk goes to the sunrise and the nun washes the white. 7. Old men and women are right. An older man met an older woman in the park, and the man went out part one: nothing to cultivate; Women's Federation: two acres of fertile land are abandoned, waiting for people to plow. Horizontal criticism: waste is shameful. 8. Four people are definitely. One day, the four gentlemen sat around and wrote couplets. A said "kiss mom gently", b said "touch mommy quietly", c said "secretly look for Mimi" and d said "draw a little brother quickly." 9. A nun becomes a monk. During the spring festival, the monk posted a pair on the door: there is no ball during the day; The ball is good at night. Horizontal batch: extremely troublesome. The nun also posted a pair on the door: a hole in the daytime; The hole is empty at night. Horizontal approval: response