Humorous words

(A) the humorous words of men and women chatting:

1、

Man: I have super powers.

Woman: What power?

M: I like you very much.

2、

Man: What do you belong to?

Woman: I'm a pig.

Man: Nonsense, you obviously belong to me.

3、

Man: Why did you hurt me?

Woman: What have I done to you?

M: I like you more and more.

4、

Man: Well, I'm lost.

W: How did you get lost?

Man: Because all I can think about is you.

5、

M: I want to change my avatar.

W: What kind would you like?

M: You are.

6、

M: Remember your identity.

Woman: What status?

Man: You are my man.

7、

Man: I want to steal your temperature.

Woman: Speak human words.

Man: Give me a hug.

8、

Man: I'm full as soon as I see you.

W: Why?

M: Because it's delicious.

9、

Man: Can we talk about life?

W: I don't want to talk about it.

M: Then let's talk about strangers.

10、

Man: Your legs must be very tired.

W: Why?

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

(2) Humorous chat terms:

1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that his family couldn't surf the Internet.

The lost girl finally found her place.

There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Xiaoming was deeply impressed by the teacher's teaching, so the next day, he had a pair of false teeth.

I wanted to eat my sadness one by one, but I got fat one by one.

6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.

9. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.