Short and misspelled jokes

A short typing joke: One day, I watched & gt there was 1 sentence at the end of the song with JJ: "The Three Virgin descended from the sky, gave birth to agarwood, and lived with her father ..." After listening, JJ asked me doubtfully: "The Three Virgin gave birth to two children", and I also asked her if she was a shrimp. She said: the lyrics don't sing "The Three Virgin Mary descended from the sky and gave birth to an agarwood iron pillar" ~ ~! ~ I'm sweating.

Chapter 1: A short typo joke 1. When I was a child, I bowed my head and walked into the ravine. I always thought it was my head, like a ravine.

2. Wait a thousand years, wait a time, and someone will listen to the female ghost for a thousand years.

3. The closing song of Super Variety: Goodbye, goodbye, see you in front of the color screen? Sounds like meeting at the morgue ~ ~ Later, it is estimated that the audience's opinions are too great. Meet in applause.

4. Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? At the beginning of the credits, it says, Ah, the show has started! After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, ah, wild boar shit!

5. "Jigong" sings: Where there is injustice, there is no me. Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be nests.

6. The phrase "descendants of the dragon" shines forever. At first, I couldn't understand it anyway. I have always heard that it will always be two years later, and I have always wondered why it must be two years later.

7. How many good sisters do you have? There is a sentence in it, why did every girl marry a drop of tears? How should I listen? It's all about why every girl has to marry a human!

8. In Andy Lau's Men in China, how many dreams have been hidden by the storm of 5,000 years, and how many dreams have been hidden by the storm of Jacklyn Wu. Strange, maybe they are related?

Article 2: short typo cold joke bet

In the stands, two strangers are arguing

? Team a is sure to win. Write my last name backwards if you make a mistake!

? Team a is sure to lose. Or write my last name horizontally! ?

? What's your name?

? Last name is Tian, and you?

? Wang?

Hold on tight, call the police.

A:? B If you wake up in the morning and find a piece of shit, will you be surprised by a pound, or will you hold on to it (call the police)?

b:？ Of course. Call the police?

A:? Why do you wake up in the morning and find a piece of shit louder?

b:？ When I wake up in the morning and find a piece of shit, I will call the police! ?

A:? Did everyone hear that? B wake up in the morning and find a piece of shit that will hold you tight! ?

Eat only one ton

The young man decided to hold a wedding in his hometown. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city.

Q:? How many people can come? Get ready. ?

My in-laws called back and said: Not many people can go, just prepare a ton of rice. ? He released it? Escape? Written? Tons? .

Soon I received a telegram from the countryside:? The wedding was postponed for a month because it would be difficult to get a ton of rice for a while. ?

sir

Do you know whether a man or a woman came first?

B: There were men first.

A: according to what?

I don't even know that. Isn't this strong evidence that our people are called Mr.?

better late than never

A teacher's interpretation of books is quite new. One day? It's not too late to mend? Two words:? Death, death, sheep, animal name, compensation, confession, prison, prison, together, even if the sheep is dead, it is not too late to confess to prison. This means that people don't have to kill live sheep for sacrifice. ?

each other

Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, Mr. Dong, I've heard a lot about you. ?

Mr. Chen took Mr. Zhou's business card and said, Are you Mr. Ji?

Mr. Zhou was very unhappy: my last name is Zhou. Why did you skin me? I didn't offend you. ?

Mr. Chen said: My family name is Chen. If you cut off my ear, you don't want me to skin you, do you?

Therefore, the standard of Putonghua will cause misunderstanding. Everyone must practice Mandarin well.

Chapter 3: A short misspelled joke 1. The tiger said to the tiger, are the sisters born again this time? I have been married for many years, but I am not pregnant. Can you tell me something about your experience?

2. Li said to the knife, what are you doing, too tired to lift your head?

3. The sword said to the sword, where is the man who has been with you?

4. The deaf said to the dragon, Brother, I had my ears installed yesterday, why can't I hear you?

5, rice, water, said to the body, big brother, let us go, with you here, we haven't eaten for several days.

6, the woman said to the beginning, hey, sister, you really have a vision. Will you find a Taiwanese businessman in a few days?

7. Wall to wall said, Dude, don't be modest. How can I compare with you? If nothing else, our foundation is much worse.

8. Seven pairs of soaps said, Big Brother, what's bothering you? Talk to my little sister. Look at you, your hair is white.

9. The man said to his life, thank me, son. Without me, you would have died.

10, what's the point? Dude, don't always have the same hairstyle. Look at my big back in the hair salon yesterday. Isn't it cool?

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