Encyclopedia of Chinese character jokes

If I tell a lot of jokes, you should adopt them.

Once upon a time there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the bird flew over, ...

I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out and scratched myself and burned myself to death …

Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang, "Who is your favorite singer?"

Justin Bieber. "

"Why?" "

"Because I especially like one of his songs."

"Sing and listen"

Bright cheeks flushed slightly, and she sang softly, "Ready, ready, ready, oh ~"

The first day of school

Xiaoming: Teacher, during the summer vacation, I donated the old textbooks and study materials from last semester to poor children in mountainous areas in need. Do you think I did the right thing?

Teacher: Is that why you can't hand in your summer homework?

Me: "If I take the initiative to give something to others, I don't feel bad about how much I give." But if the other party insists that I want it, I will be disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it. "

Teacher: "Is that why you don't hand in your homework?"

That's all for now. I hope it can be adopted. Thank you.