Who can tell me some funny jokes?

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?

A: Rabbit~~

Q: Wrong~! It's a tortoise. It was said earlier that it's a tortoise that runs very fast. It runs very fast~~

Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced with a tortoise wearing sunglasses again. Who is this time? pull?

A: Yes. . Rabbit Bar

Q: Wrong~~! That turtle took off his sunglasses, too! It’s that fast turtle again ^O^

Q; Why does a mouse walk on two legs?

A; Mickey Mouse.

Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs?

A: Tang Lao Ya.

Q: Wrong, all ducks walk on two feet!

Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: People!

Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable! ~~

Please guess three words for an old hen and an old rooster~~~~~~~~~~~

2 chickens

Ask an old hen and an old rooster to guess 5 words~~~~~~~~~~~

Or 2 chickens

Then ask an old hen Guess 7 words for a chicken plus an old rooster~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot, that’s 2 chickens

1. Why does the cartoon " Is the mouse in Tom and Jerry more powerful than the cat?

Answer: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splattered three feet...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (The cat's blood splattered three feet...)

2. Why is it said that "the tiger's butt cannot be touched"?

Answer: Because if you touch a tiger’s butt, its tail will flick your hand to the ground, which is very painful.

The tiger’s butt is too big.

Touching a tiger’s butt is uncivilized. (The world has its own righteousness that will last forever...)

3. How to prevent mosquitoes from biting us?

Answer: Ask a nanny to guard the door. (The nanny's blood splattered three feet...)

Apply some oil on your body and mosquitoes will slip off when they step on it.

Smear some glue on your body and stick the mosquito on it.

Play "Lullaby" and the mosquitoes will go to sleep and stop biting.

4. Why do crabs spit bubbles?

Answer: The crab is so hot that he is sweating.

It is hungry and drooling.

5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

Answer: There was a huge earthquake that wiped out the dinosaurs.

The dinosaur went to film a movie. (...I see.)

6. Why does the little white rabbit love to eat radishes?

Answer: Because its eyes are red.

Raids are nutritious.

Because the little white rabbit cannot afford meat. (The little white rabbit splattered with blood...)

7. What is the function of the giraffe's long neck?

Answer: A good friend who can see it.

A gold necklace looks good with a long neck. (...)

This way you can take a peek at farmers planting vegetables.

8. If one day there is no water in the sea, what will the fish do?

Answer: Let the water in the river flow into the sea, and then add some salt and it will become the sea. (Understand the difference between sea water and fresh water!)

Teach the fish to learn to breathe on land. (The animal evolved from Jiang Zi...)

9. What is the function of the bird's tail?

Answer: It can cover the buttocks. (It’s used to cover up shame...)

It looks great when you open your eyes when dancing.

10. What is the use of a squirrel’s tail?

Answer: As a quilt cover.

Be a parachute.

You can sweep the floor.

As a pillow.

1:

Q: When did people have two mouths?

A: When there are two people, haha

Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead ones are called dead people, and the living ones are called dead people?

A: Call for help, haha

2:

< p>Q: Why do people go to bed to sleep?

A: Because the bed will not come by itself!

3:

Q: The last thing you want to happen when grilling meat

A: The meat pretends to be cooked for you.

1

The four of them, Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang and Xiao Hong, are taking a plane. Who will get sick and vomit?

The answer is: Little White

Because: Little White Rabbit (vomit)

Two

After a group of animals had a party, they rushed I went into the "Dang Jia" convenience store to buy something. Because it was too noisy, the clerk beat me out, but the lamb was left alone in the store. Why?

Because:

The "Dang family" convenience store is open 24 hours a day!

1. Why is the silkworm baby rich? ==> Because it can spin cocoons (frugal)

2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==> Because the rabbit Mom said tattoos are not a good thing

3. When will Taiwan be unified? ==> When buying instant noodles (unification instant noodles)

4. What threads don’t monkeys like? ==> Parallel lines (because they do not intersect )

5. When chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win? ==>Because of the chocolate bar

6. What happens when a shark eats mung beans? How was it? ==> It turned into mung bean paste

7. After the match was burned and entered the hospital, what did it become? ==> Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? Where? ==> Falling to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig said: "Come on" and hit some food? ==>Chocolate

10 .Potato stabbed Baozi fatally, what happened?==>It turned into red bean paste (killed) Bao

11.What animal likes to stick on the wall?==>Seal (report)

12. Why do foxes often fall? ==> Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)

13. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people ==> Because The person they play is called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda? ==>When you are lonely (when you are lonely you will miss soda)

15. There was an egg that went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened to it? ==>It turned into a tea egg

16. There was a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end? Like?==>It becomes a highway