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Do you know how funny Sichuan dialect is?

1. Today I will kill a prostitute and go to the streets (gai)!

Outsiders who didn’t pay attention thought they might have killed a child? And take it to the streets? Ouch, this is serious, this is going to kill someone! In fact, the meaning of this sentence is: He went out on the street wearing a pair of slippers.

2. I just broke into a ghost!

Friends from other places are really frightened when they are with friends from Sichuan, and they often encounter ghosts. In fact, Sichuan is not that scary. The feeling of being haunted by ghosts is a feeling expressed when encountering troubles or a series of bad things.

3. You are in the claws, and you haven’t done any killing yet!

When outsiders heard this, they were shocked. They killed and mutilated them at the same time. This method was too cruel. In fact, what this means is why it hasn’t been finished, finished, etc., which means the end!

4. The girl looks so good.

When Sichuan people praise you for looking like a bus, you must not think that your Sichuan friends will say that you look like a male** *car.

The word "Bashi" is widely used in Sichuan. It is used to describe beautiful women, which means well-behaved, beautiful, and temperamental...

5. When the 銊 rises, it means supporting the waist. It means to serve as a background and to help others.

In the past, it belonged to Brother Pao. Pao Ge is a gang organization that originated in Sichuan. It is not only an anti-Qing secret society, but also a political and economic mutual aid group for bankrupt farmers and handicrafts. Since it was an illegal non-governmental organization, it was strictly prohibited from being traced by the Qing government as soon as it appeared.

Commonly used verbs

*** come over (squeeze over), don’t twist old (stop moving), rush in (feed in), click (pinch), money comes old ( bump into), beat down (chat), dapu crawl (wrestle), kaoke zhuaner (knock on the head), dawangwang (lack of concentration), paudao (next to each other), wafan (scoop rice) ), get stuck (step over), transfer (run), turn over the croissant bricks (somersault), pick vegetables (pick up vegetables), pull the sweat (snoring), open (move away),?

Haide (eat a lot), waist platform/weigh the scales/kill pigeons (end), Ban Xuan'er (cheating), Ha Ji He'er (tickling), feet into the old (sprained feet), chrysanthemum ( suck), tell Ha'er (try it), tongue old (lost), Chen come over/chi come over (stretch out), read feet (stomp your feet), baa (break off), go down (press down),

Wall (filter), install (make up), I arrive (estimate), bird arrives (see), dui lao (offset), Ma Qi face (stern face), claw doze (doze off), Claw ball (kicking), Shatie (cleaning)