Happy new year story joke

It is said that on the first day of New Year's Day, every household should pay a New Year call. It's true that weasels go out early in the morning to pay New Year greetings to chickens!

People may say, what does the weasel do to pay New Year greetings to chickens? Can you still be intimate? Of course not! Think about it, can weasels be good to chickens? So, our chickens should be careful!

The weasel walked a long way and finally reached the henhouse. The weasel pretended to open the door and said angrily, "Chicken, come and open the door!" " I'm your good friend weasel, and I'm here to pay a New Year call to you! "The chicken in the door was frightened when he heard these words. It said trembling, "hello, Mr. weasel, I ... just got up and haven't changed my clothes." Can you wait outside first? "Weasel bear loneliness. It said, "no, it takes a lot of time for me to wait outside." Why don't you open the door first and I'll wait inside? "As soon as the weasel finished speaking, the phone of the chicken's house rang, so the chicken said," Wait a minute, I'll answer the phone! " "The chicken ran to the front of the telephone in two steps and picked up the phone. "hello? Who is it? " "It's me, chicken, don't even know your aunt! You wait at home, and I'll pay a New Year call to you later! " The chicken took the opportunity to say, "aunt, there is a weasel at my door now." It keeps saying that it is coming to pay a New Year call to me, but how can I feel that it is coming to eat me? " Aunt, do you think I should open the door? "At this time, the door of the weasel can't wait. It said, "Hey, have you finished answering the phone? "! I'm still anxious to pay a New Year call to my next family! "The chicken said," OK, right away! " "He said to menstruation," menstruation, did you hear that? He can't wait! Do you think I should open the door? " Aunt said, "son, don't open the door for it." Weasels are our natural enemies. If you open the door for it, isn't it inviting the wolf into the room? "Don't you even know this common sense?" Then the aunt said, "son, blow it away!" " Right now! You said you were not welcome in our family! If you don't leave, I'll call the police! Call the police to arrest you! "The chicken immediately said," OK, auntie, I'll tell it now. "Then he hung up the phone and repeated to the weasel what his aunt had just told him. The weasel had to leave angrily.