The most classic humorous joke

I went to Dameisha at midnight the day before yesterday.

I went to Dameisha in the middle of the night the day before yesterday, opened a hotel, and the room phone rang. I picked up the phone and thought it was a young lady. Do you need service? The other party said hello, sir. I called Sister Sheng sweetly and asked if you could give me a preferential price. I only heard a burst of laughter on the other end of the phone, you dead rascal. Stupid female friends can't afford to get hurt. I will go there. It turned out that the female friend called me down and molested me.

I just bought a motorcycle at home.

When we just bought a motorcycle at home, everyone had to learn it. My brother taught me men's wear. . . Stop. . . Grandpa was still there at that time. He had several cows. There is room for cow dung and urine, and there are two big cans of urine. I rode behind the car, and my brother stopped to refuel and went straight to that place. Fortunately, we stopped the car together at a distance of about one meter, otherwise the consequences can be imagined. I never dared to touch the fifth gear at that time. After five or six years, no one dared to teach me to drive. ! ! ! ! !

Have two fair-weather friends

There are two fair-weather friends who want to sneak out for a drink when the officials are not looking. Over the wall, the wall is very high, the first buddy jumps over, and nothing happens. How's it going? I answered for a long time, hurry up? Dude, whoosh? Jump down? Fall into the cesspit? I looked at the first buddy, who was panting on the ground. Ask, why didn't you tell me? The first buddy said, tell you what, will you laugh at me? Two people speechless?

A man and a woman

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole;

Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage;

Men often seize the two advantages of women and make up for the loopholes of women with their own advantages. It's called flawless.

Why are men smart? A man has two heads. Why do women like to eat? A woman has two mouths,

Why do men and women get married? When a man has figured it out and a woman has, why divorce? Men know the depth, women know the length.

Nutritionists study the reasons why men are fat and women are thin after marriage: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night;

And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night. Men are cows, women are land, there is no arable land, only dead-tired cows;

Cattle are getting thinner and thinner, and the land is getting more and more ripe; Good fire consumes carbon, good women consume Han, and men want sex, which is killing them.

I want to commit suicide after watching x-rays

An old man and an old woman cried bitterly after watching Huang Bi. ...

The old man said: I was dying before I realized that there were so many postures. Thanks!

The old lady also wiped her nose and said, I never thought that thing could be eaten raw in my life. How unfair!

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