Funny and funny copywriting.

1. Please don't let me go, because I have caller ID here.

I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of scum. I went in to have a look, and then I got lost.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.

5. Why can't you live without onion, ginger and garlic? Because: life is lush, ginger is ginger if you can, but garlic if you can't.

6. People have many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

7. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still disdained me.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

9. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

10. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not iced tea. No, one more bottle. People who lose me will never lose.

1 1. If I die, my first sentence is: I'm finally not afraid of ghosts.

12. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

13. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

14. They all say that I have a bad temper, like joking, a good face and a good temper. It doesn't matter.

15. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.