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Our class has 200 pistachios
Speaking of the "pistachio" of our class----Xie Jikai, I will talk endlessly.
Let me first tell you about his appearance. He has a pair of big round eyes under his short black eyebrows; and his face is always full of smiles, making him look very honest. Just by looking at her appearance, you can tell that he is a funny person.
Once, the teacher ordered a general cleaning, leaving only the students on duty in the classroom, while the other students went outside to play. At the beginning, there was a lot of noise outside the classroom. The teacher asked a classmate to take charge of the discipline, but the classmates did not listen to him. At this time, Xie Jikai came over and sang a line from his mouth: "Which of you hasn't taken a shower in a few days?" It attracted so many mosquitoes! ’’ The students on duty all burst into laughter after hearing this, while the students who had been talking endlessly just now stopped talking.
Another time, after class, a bunch of classmates gathered around Xie Jikai - they were listening to his jokes! Before I knew it, I was in class. Xie Jikai, who was showing off his power just now, jumped down from the table. Unexpectedly, a big hole was caught in his coat by a nail on the table. Suddenly, his face turned as red as a big apple and he no longer dared to speak. All the classmates beside him burst out laughing.
This is the "pistachio" of our class----Xie Jikai, a lively and cheerful little boy! He brought a lot of happiness to our class!
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