Humorous jokes, short sentences, funny jokes, short sentences (selected 62 sentences)

1, with few wounds, how can it be called life?

2, birds are not easy to get angry, and when they are angry, they are not birds.

No one chats online, and it's boring to sit. Alas!

See clearly what is good for you and remember who bit you.

We should defeat Jesus and become the next Judas.

6, death, can be clear; Born, but can practice his ambition.

7. As long as the money is in place, the head is dry.

8. Laugh for ten years, then laugh at wrinkles.

9. A good exam is called an exam, and a bad exam is called youth.

10, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

1 1. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

12, even a good relationship can't hold a playboy dog.

13, fortunately, I am a scum, so don't cry.

14. Job loading failed. Please have another school holiday.

15, strangely enough, I don't blame myself.

16, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

17, I want not only likes, but also likes.

18, be each other's angels, I will be the sky.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

20. I really haven't seen you since I said goodbye.

2 1, fart to let others smell!

22. Your dream is too big for you to stop.

Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.

24. I tried to turn gracefully, but I bumped into a wall.

25, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.

26. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. There is only one mother.

27. I will give you a bad face. You really think you can live every day.

28, not everything, just everything.

29, what are you, Lao tze not rare you?

30. My figure is actually very good, fat but not greasy.

3 1. Indulgent laughter is my only pride.

32. Is it great to have money? It's good to have money.

33, the sky is falling, you hold it first, I'll find the stick.

34. I am waiting for your concern until it is closed.

35. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

36. My silence has become a gift in the eyes of others.

37, grass is not allowed to lie down, just plant cactus.

I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

39. In the new year, I want to look at money and earn money from it!

40, we are just friends, no extra language.

4 1, how can you do whatever you want and ask for a clear conscience!

42. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

43. Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

I just like him. You bit me!

45. Look at my memory and treat you as a person.

46, men are useless, don't say that women are too lofty!

47. No matter how hard it is, there is always enough oxygen!

48. I want to give a home, but she doesn't want me.

49. Don't compete with me. I know you can't afford to play.

50. Lie down where you fell.

5 1, I'm not Master Kong. You can soak if you want!

52. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

53. None of my friends in the dormitory will forget it.

54. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

55. If the heart doesn't follow love, it will be a night.

56, people are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human nature.

57. If you have money, you don't envy Yuanyang or immortals.

58. I can afford to put it down, and I'm not ashamed.

59, the chest is very useful, not cool.

60. Life is as crisp as autumn.

6 1, we are not mature, we are old.

62. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight.