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Grandpa named his grandson "Wuqing", but Ma Bao couldn't help laughing: Dad, don't you see our last name?
China has attached great importance to names since ancient times. It's important to name your child. A good name not only leaves a deep impression on people, but also shows culture.
But for many parents, it is not so simple to give their children a nice name. The names they often think hard about are mediocre and even make jokes.
Xiao Juan and her husband got pregnant soon after they got married and gave birth to a lovely son. More than two weeks after delivery, the name of the child has not yet been decided. The reason is that the couple want to give their children a nice and meaningful name, while grandpa holds the traditional concept that they should be counted according to seniority.
In the husband's generation, the second place used the word "De", so the husband's name was "Deliang", but in the grandson's generation, the second place was "Wu", so it has been limited by half to say that children can take names.
At first, Xiao Juan had a very big opinion that this was 2 1 century, and this naming method was too outdated. Later, after her husband's persuasion, she temporarily agreed to let the old man take the name first. In order to give his grandson a nice name, grandpa also made great efforts, put on reading glasses and looked it up in the dictionary for a long time.
Finally, I decided to name my grandson "Wuqing". I feel that this name is very "happy". I wish my children happiness and great future.
Although the name light dance is a bit like a character in a "martial arts" novel, it is not ugly. Grandpa is very satisfied with his name. Unexpectedly, after hearing this name, Xiao Juan was in distress situation and complained to the old man: Dad, don't look at our last names, and the children won't laugh to death in the future!
What the hell is going on here? It turns out that the husband's father-in-law's surname is "Pan" and the child's name is "Pan Wuqing", which reminds people of three people in the Water Margin, one is Pan Jinlian, the other is Wu Dalang and the other is Ximen Qing.
Xiao Juan even joked: How will children introduce their names to others in the future? You call yourself "Pan Wuqing", Pan of Pan Jinlian, Wu of Wu Dalang and Qing of Ximen Qing?
After listening to the daughter-in-law's explanation, the old man was somewhat silent and felt that the name was not appropriate. Finally, he gave up letting the child take this name and gave it back to the child!
First of all, don't name it too big.
Some parents are full of expectations for their children's future. When naming, they hope to give their children an "atmosphere" name, so that their children can achieve something in the future. For example, people with lofty ideals in ancient times or people with great achievements in history seem to have great momentum, but it is not good for their growth.
On the one hand, the name is too big, and the child will be under great pressure in the future. Carrying too much pressure is not good for the child's growth. On the other hand, when comparing with others, when children's grades are quite different, they are easy to be teased, which will make children lose face and hurt their self-esteem.
Second, avoid homophonic ambiguity.
When naming a child, you often encounter homophonic stalks, such as Lai (menstruating) and Dai Naizhao (wearing a bra). In the future, children will learn to be maliciously nicknamed by their classmates. With most of their lives, it is also a kind of oppression for their character growth, so parents must avoid this situation.
Third, uncommon words.
Parents often think that their children's names can't be too popular, so they look up uncommon words in the dictionary. This can avoid the rate of duplicate names, but it is too uncommon for many people to know. In the future, others will not dare to pronounce or mispronounce their children's names, which will make both sides very embarrassed. In addition, most of the rare words have more strokes, which is not conducive to children's learning to write names.
Therefore, choosing a name is not an easy task for parents. It's best to be prepared in advance and think of more names to give children a good gift when they come into this world.
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