Joke at an early date

1, on WeChat, chatting with my boyfriend: "The fishbone is stuck in my throat."

He: "Ah? What the hell! What did you eat? "

Grandpa, let me interview you on the spot. How many years have you been doing this morning exercise? "

"Girl, get out of the way! I'm in a hurry! "

3. A friend was eating at the breakfast stand, and a beautiful woman next to him bought breakfast. As a result, he lost 1 yuan, so he helped pay 1 yuan.

Beauty said to leave her phone number. I thought this fellow would have peach blossom luck, but I didn't expect these two goods to say to others, "It's not enough to take advantage of it once?" Do you want to take the exam again? "

Every time he dates a girl, he spends more than half a month's living expenses, so he has to wait half a month to ask her out.

Today, the girl asked him angrily, "Why didn't you come to see me?"

He summoned up the courage to tell the truth: "I, I, I despise you."

Yesterday, I went to find a sister. When talking about the price, I found that a girl is more expensive than others. I looked at her appearance and figure and asked her curiously, "Why is it more expensive than others?"

She is very proud: "I am a college student."

Laozi also calmly replied: "You didn't study this major!"

6. I went to the market to buy food today and met a fool.

I bought 4 Jin of vegetables with 8 yuan money.

He told me 4 * 8 = 36, and I gave him 50 yuan's change 12.

I walked and laughed with money and vegetables. This stupid math is taught by a physical education teacher, and this IQ also sells vegetables!