Urgently ask for a cross talk joke about traffic

Fake traffic police (short paragraph)

A: I especially hate these traffic policemen on the road

B: People are there to maintain traffic order for the good of the people

A: For the good of the people? Then why did he stop me? He stopped me on the first day of driving.

B: You violated the rules.

A: I didn't violate the rules. The police said I ran a red light.

B: Huh? This is serious enough

A: This policeman is wrong

B: What's wrong?

A: everyone else ran a red light, so I said I ran a red light when it was green.

B: The police were having a seizure?

A: I was thinking, too. Those who just ran a red light were neither white ambulances nor green fire engines. Why did they run a red light?

B: you wait, you wait

A: what's the matter?

B: is the fire truck green?

A: That's right.

B: The fire truck is red.

A: Why are you talking nonsense? The red post office delivers letters, so don't run the red light.

B: Ah? You are totally color blind, no wonder you ran a red light.

A: Oh, I finally understand.

B: You are red-green color blind, inherited.

A: I thank you very much.

B: thank me for what?

A: you made me understand that grass is not red, flowers are not green, watermelons are not red outside and green inside, and that hat you wear is not red

B: fuck you, the sum is big green

A: hmm

B: I promised, and I will slap you.

A: I'm just kidding. I'm color blind. It's a natural disaster. The police shouldn't stop me.

B: Anyway? You violated the traffic rules

A: No, this policeman is too imposing

B: They are sometimes involved

A: No, I want to be a traffic policeman, too. How imposing

B: You are a traffic policeman? Why not? You can't be a color-blind person.

A: It doesn't matter. They won't let me be myself.

B: By myself?

A: isn't this simple? Get a suit and a big hat

B: Pretending to be a police inspector? This is against the law.

A: It's a fake. I have all the epaulettes, hat badges, armbands, walkie-talkies, batons and motorcycles.

B: It's quite all.

A: Print 1 copies of the fine ticket first.

B: Have you used it up?

A: I can't use it all, and it will be soon.

B: You really dare to use it.

A: Why not? You honked the horn 5 times, and you pressed the line 1 times. Come here, a Xiali car has 12 people?

B: How can it fit?

A: The middle ones are all crowded into shadows.

B: All right.

A: Come down, don't go against the wind. Who will be fined if you blow away?

B: that's a fine of 2 yuan, isn't it?

a: 2,5 yuan, not a penny less. what is it? Give me 3 without invoicing? Don't come here, don't fall for it, we are enforcing the law impartially

B: enforcing the law impartially? Your ticket is free, so why not tear it up?

A: yuck, you get 2 yuan for a copy, huh?

B: what's the noise? Let the car hold its tail down?

A: guess who I saw?

B: who is it?

A: Chris Lee, the horn sounded like a super girl.

B: This person was also fined.

A: Not only was he fined, but four and a half copies of the ticket were torn out.

B: Wow, why are there so many?

A: I signed it for an hour and a half. I'm going to sell it to these corns, so I won't make any money.

B: I'm crazy about money.

A: As the saying goes,

B: What's the matter?

A: something unexpected will happen.

B: what's the matter?

A: Last Sunday, I stopped a car, but I didn't expect it was a traffic policeman.

B: Fake Gui Li met the real Li Kui.

A: You said it was hateful. Why don't you wear a police uniform as a traffic policeman?

B: on sundays, people have a rest and don't have to wear them.

A: that's even more unreasonable. why don't you have a rest on Sunday and your buddy will be on duty for you? Don't say I'm paid for overtime, and say I'm fake.

B: Do people see that?

A: yes, how did he know that I was fake? It's all true. Maybe this guy didn't want to pay, so he pretended to be

B: It's also possible that the two of them touched each other falsely.

A: Me, is it fake? . I'm more horizontal than you. Why do you say I'm fake?

B: that's right.

A: how about the armband? That's right, traffic police, that's right.

B: Then what's the matter?

A: let me ask you a question?

B: You said

A: Is this traffic policeman's friend a banana?

B: ah, did you write banana? At first glance, it looks fake.

A: I have traditional Chinese characters.

B: Traditional Chinese characters are not bananas.

A: Ah ...

B: Why did it fade all of a sudden?

A: you've suffered from being uneducated.

B: you're too uneducated.

A: I'm ashamed.

B: I've lost my adult.

A: but this matter has to be put behind us.

B: how can it be solved?

A: make up for it.

B: how?

A: (Put your hands above your head, look at your hands with your eyes, your mouth is round, and you look fishy) Oh, oh, oh, oh ......................................................................................................................