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Tell me about your feelings when you accidentally fell down
1. After wrestling for a week, I accidentally scraped off a big scar at noon. The blood was flowing out, just like adding salt to the wound.
2. Being loved by so many people still makes me fall down accidentally, so I just avoid walking now.
3. The thing I blame myself the most for recently is that yesterday Mi Li accidentally dropped her head and bleeded when she was wrestling. I didn’t notice it at the time. She told me that she had a headache, but I didn’t even check her carefully.
4. When I was crossing the road, I accidentally fell over to avoid a battery car. My elbows fell to the ground and I almost broke my bones. I fell down and got a black eye.
5. The knee was dropped while riding a motorcycle, the finger was accidentally pinched by a door when I was a child, the wrist was cut when I was suffering from depression, and the inner corner of the eye was from a previous fall. I almost lost my right eye when it got stuck in.
6. I accidentally fell while roller skating today. I don’t even know how I fell.
7. Fortunately, I didn’t break any bones. I accidentally stepped on the air and fell and bruised my hand. This is the second worst birthday in history.
8. Every time I fall down, I blame myself for being careless, but I still don’t remember it. Still falling in the same place.
9. I was happily playing with my sister in the car, but my mother accidentally fell and my sister fell down again and her face was blue.
10. When you were a child and accidentally fell down, you quickly got up and looked around to see if anyone was crying again. When you grew up and fell down again, you sat there and calmed down for a few minutes and then slowly got up to care about others.
11. The ground is a bit slippery and you may fall if you are not careful. Everything else is pretty good.
12. Erbao accidentally fell and broke his knee while running the day before yesterday. Although he was a little unhappy, he persisted for an hour. Cheer up, kid.
13. I want to be hated by you, and treat every accidental fall as you cursing me.
14. I accidentally fell down before school started and suffered a lot of bleeding. Keep going to class!
15. I fell down for the first time this year. I didn’t notice the pain yesterday but I accidentally hurt it today. Why am I starting to feel sleepy now?
16. An accidental wrestling can lead to a kiss! At that moment, the sugar level soared and the heartbeat exploded!
17. I think only a short-footed person like me would accidentally fall down the stairs and break my butt!
18. I accidentally rubbed off a big piece of skin. Fortunately, I didn’t fall. I can’t walk and look at my mobile phone. I will be limping for the next few days.
19. When I went home, I accidentally tripped and injured my knee. It hurt me so much.
20. Never falling down is not considered glorious. Being able to stand up again every time you fall is the greatest honor.
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