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Once upon a time there was a sailor joke.

After two years at sea, the sailor went home for a holiday and found his wife taking care of a newborn baby.

Who did this? He asked, is it my friend Mike?

No. His wife replied.

Is that my friend Bob?

His wife shook her head.

Bill, he shouted, it must be bill?

Your friend, your friend, and his wife replied impatiently: They are all your friends. Do you think I have no friends?