English joke: The first day as a taxi driver.

A taxi passenger patted the driver on the shoulder and asked him a question. The driver screamed.

The car is out of control.

Almost hit a bus.

Step onto the sidewalk

Stopped a few centimeters away from the shop window.

The passenger patted the taxi driver on the shoulder.

I want to ask a question. The driver shouted.

The car also lost control.

Almost hit a bus.

On the sidewalk, too.

It finally stopped when it hit a few centimeters away from the window.

The driver said

"Look, man.

Don't do that again. You surprised me! "The passenger apologized.

"I didn't expect a light pat to scare you like this." The driver replied.

"I'm sorry

It's not your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I have been driving a funeral car for 25 years. "

The driver said

"human beings

Don't do that again. You killed me in a tourist trap! "The passenger said apologetically.

"I didn't expect to be so scared when I filmed you," said the driver.

"I'm sorry.

It's not all your fault. Today is my first day driving a taxi. I have been driving a funeral car for 25 years. "

note:

Daylight: complex time

Sunlight doesn't mean "daytime"

But "reason"

Perception "means.