Joke story: the new race between the tortoise and the hare.

Joke Stories of New Tortoise and Rabbit Race (6 Selected Stories)

This story is described as an abnormal phenomenon based on realistic cognitive view. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. It emphasizes the vividness and coherence of the plot and is more suitable for oral narration. The following are the new joke stories (6 selected stories) I collected for you, hoping to help you.

New tortoise and rabbit race joke story 1 I've been very angry since the rabbit lost to the tortoise. Once, he met a turtle and asked to compete with him. The tortoise agreed. The rabbit lost the first race. It turned out that he was in a hurry and ran in the wrong direction. When he reached the finish line, the tortoise had won, and the rabbit refused to give up. In the second game, the rabbit recognized the direction and ran and ran. When he approached the finish line, he wanted to see where the tortoise was, so he turned to look. He was secretly happy when he saw that the tortoise was gone, thinking, I won this time. Who is the tortoise? When he turned around, the tortoise was already at the finish line. The rabbit was very strange and asked the tortoise, "How did you beat me?" The tortoise said to the rabbit, "I've been biting your tail." As soon as you turned your head, you left me here! " The rabbit was angry: "No, the tortoise cheated!" " "In the last competition, the rabbit was extra careful for fear that the tortoise would take advantage again. When the rabbit is near the finish line, it looks like a turtle from a distance. When it walks in, it is really a turtle. The rabbit gave up. It asked the tortoise, "Brother Tortoise, I give up, but you have to tell me how you beat me." The tortoise said to him, "Brother Rabbit, what age is it now? I came by taxi! " "

The new tortoise and rabbit race joke story 2 Since the first race between the two families, the zoo has never been stable. Of course, Grandpa Tortoise and Grandma Rabbit can't run away, but they are definitely not idle. They have retired to the second line and become instructors and supervisors. In order to win the annual champion of the tortoise and rabbit race, you can put up with children with bigger farts!

In today's era of quality education with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor, all-round talents can "run" first, win gold medals and win family glory!

Mother rabbit handed the little white rabbit a curriculum schedule, and looked excited: "Baby, this is your tutorial and extracurricular interest training plan this summer." Bunny babies can tell at a glance that it is from 7 am to evening 10. What languages, numbers, foreign languages, politics, calendars, geography, things, culture, life, Latin dance, piano, skating, art … a lot! "Baby, don't pie mouth, we are not for your own good, I hope you can have a good future, and now the employment pressure in this society is so great, how can we do without some real skills? Seeing that the race between the tortoise and the hare is coming, I wonder what moves that tortoise grandson is going to use to beat us! I tell you, don't be lazy for me. You must win this year. If you win, mom will cook you food, give you anything you want and take you to Disney! "

At this time, Grandma Rabbit pushed through the door and carried a big bag of things in her hand, including "Life N", "Happy River", "Dragon Lingzhi Tea" … well, there is even "brain gold"! "This will make up for the children, don't wear yourself out!"

"Look, my family loves you so much. Drink the chicken soup quickly and review your lessons! " Faced with this "boundless love", the little white rabbit had to drink the red soup, go back to the study dizzy, turn on the desk lamp and continue to "Purdue" at his desk.

The tortoise's life is not much better. He has never been allowed to play at home since he narrowly defeated the rabbit last time. Seeing that the rabbit has taken so many cram schools, the turtle father, who was afraid that his son would fall behind, immediately signed up for thirty or forty classes, and signed up for everything he could! Since then, the happy little turtle has been frowning all day and is as thin as a shell. Although mother turtle and father are distressed, they can't just look at the scenery of the white rabbit! My son's future is important.

Three months later, the "Tortoise and Rabbit Race" made waves again, which shocked the whole zoo. There are as many as 24 games alone, and the competition time will be nearly one month. What a grand scene! All the staff are busy planning the venue, distributing clothes, adjusting the sound and coordinating the lighting. ...

The game is about to start, but this year's protagonist, Rabbit and Tortoise, has not seen anyone. Just when everyone was anxious like ants on hot bricks, the cell phones of Father Tortoise and Father Rabbit rang at the same time. A short message came from them: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry, please don't tie me up in the name of love. Maybe all I want is hide and seek.

The lively playground suddenly quieted down and there was no sound. ...

New tortoise and rabbit race joke story 3 One day 2000 years ago, the fastest rabbit in the forest was defeated by the slowest tortoise.

Today, 2000 years later, the rabbit returned to the Jianghu and decided to fight the tortoise to the death. If you lose, you will have the same surname as the tortoise, and you will carry a shell when you go out.

Soon, the news was broadcast on TV. The tortoise looked worried. In this hurry, he hit Tieguanyin, which had just been soaked, on the ground. The tortoise prayed and made tea.

Finally, on the day of their competition, the famous reporter Cat Xiaoben also came, and the Lion King himself came to be the host. The scene is great. Some told the little turtle to win, and some told the rabbit to cheer. These are all professional fans.

Suddenly, the rabbit said, let's compare this with modern things. Just then, the rabbit called a taxi and ran to the finish line. The tortoise took the plane directly, and it was very fast. When the rabbit arrived, the tortoise had already arrived. When you go to the forest in the future, you will see a tortoise and a rabbit with a turtle shell.

Soon, CCTV 1 channel broadcast a news that the rabbit committed suicide because it became a tortoise and the rabbit left, but their story still spread around the world. ...

The new story of the tortoise-rabbit race joke 4. The rabbit lost to the tortoise in the last race because of drowsiness. From then on, it was laughed at by the turtles and looked down upon by his companions. The tortoise, on the other hand, rose step by step and soon became the mayor of the animal market, eating, drinking and having fun all day. As soon as the rabbit decided to wash away his shame, a pair of turtles were dissatisfied with their lifestyle and challenged the turtle again.

Tomorrow is the day of the game. The rabbit is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper while drinking tea. Suddenly, the car horn sounded outside the door. Strange! None of my friends have a car. Why is it so late? Who could it be? The rabbit said, the door knocked and knocked. When the rabbit opened the door, it turned out to be a turtle. The tortoise changed its cynical attitude towards rabbits in the past, smiled and said a few kind words, craned its neck and looked around the room to see if anyone else came in. Then, the tortoise furtively looked out of the door and closed it. Then he said to the rabbit, man, I won last time, thanks to you. In fact, you are the real champion, and so is this time. But if you sleep at the game tomorrow, the money will be yours. How's it going? After that, the tortoise took out a check for $65,438+0,000 and waved it in front of the rabbit. The rabbit didn't say a word, as if it were just a piece of waste paper before his eyes. The tortoise saw it and said that I would send another one when I finished. Anyway, I have plenty of money. The rabbit hesitated for a moment and accepted the check. The tortoise saw it, snorted proudly, got into the Mercedes-Benz outside the door, the most luxurious car in the animal market, and tooted away. The rabbit thought for a moment, put away the check and fell asleep.

The next day, the tortoise and the rabbit stood at the starting line and got ready. Bang, the gunfire rang at last, and the rabbit ran away, leaving the tortoise behind at once.

The tortoise struggled over several hills, but there was still no sign of the rabbit. She couldn't help secretly worrying. Do rabbits sleep in the shade? But in order to win, it crawled desperately regardless of fatigue, and finally found the sleeping rabbit in the shade not far from the finish line, and could not help but feel glad. So it held its breath and hurried over the finish line. When the tortoise boarded the podium, the rabbit seemed to have just woken up. The tortoise breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes and thought about possible prizes: a big trophy or medal, or

Suddenly, a cold thing landed on the tortoise's wrist. When I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of handcuffs, which scared the tortoise into a cold sweat. Sheriff Black Bear standing next to the tortoise took out a check and solemnly told the tortoise that you were arrested. The tortoise tried to argue, but it turned around and found the rabbit rushing to the platform. It turned out that the rabbit ran to the finish line first, and then went to sleep in the shade. The tortoise couldn't help falling to the ground.

The new tortoise and rabbit race joke story 5 says that the rabbit lost to the tortoise because of sleeping, and he didn't give up at all. So in the coming animal Olympics, the rabbit is determined to fight to the death with the tortoise.

Because in the last class, the rabbit kept telling itself: "Don't sleep!" " "I also went to the drugstore to buy a bottle of refreshing pills, and I didn't do anything two days ago. I slept until I didn't want to sleep, which shows how safe his insurance measures are. Where's the tortoise? It seems that nothing has happened to him, and he hasn't prepared anything all day. Isn't he afraid of losing to rabbits?

The Olympic Games that animals are looking forward to have arrived! When it was the turn of the "tortoise and rabbit race", all the animals gritted their teeth and clenched their fists, ready to watch the thrilling game. The game is ready to start. The rabbit put on knee pads and swallowed ten refreshing pills. The tortoise slowly puts on his sneakers.

"Three! Two! One! Zero! " The starting gun went off! The rabbit flew out quickly, while the tortoise's sinister smile paused and crawled slowly. "Hey? Why is the tortoise so carefree and not nervous at all? " Everyone was puzzled. The tortoise pretended not to hear, but went forward with a clear conscience.

After climbing for more than three hours, the tortoise finally climbed to the finish line, but there was still no sign of the rabbit. The rabbit dropped out of the second race and lost to the tortoise. The tortoise won the game! Later, the rabbit's mother found the rabbit in the toilet. It turns out that the refreshing medicine bought by the rabbit is fake and contains laxatives. ...

It turns out that the tortoise paid off the drugstore owner to "steal the column" and replace the refreshing medicine with laxatives ... so the rabbit lost and the rabbit's coach was fired. ...

This jaw-dropping story tells us that it is also a mistake to be too nervous. ...

Since the rabbit lost the competition with the tortoise, he was not convinced, so he asked the tortoise to compete again. In order not to let others say that he bullied the tortoise, the rabbit asked the tortoise to choose the venue for the competition, and the tortoise set the location on the road in front of his house. The tortoise and rabbit race once again aroused the keen interest of animals. Rabbit thinks that the winner of this competition is a shoo-in, so in the evening, Rabbit invites all his good friends to the celebration dinner, one is his and the other is his. Soon, the rabbit was drunk.

The next day, it's time for the race. The rabbits haven't woken up yet, but it has been agreed before the race that they will start running when it's time for the race. Those who are late can only be regarded as giving up. So King Tiger announced that the tortoise had won a great victory.

The rabbit refused to accept, and the rabbit and the tortoise competed again. This time, the rabbit was not late. The game has started, the rabbit is far ahead, and the tortoise is still crawling slowly. Suddenly, the rabbit's eyes lit up and red and round carrots were planted on both sides of the runway. He couldn't help pulling out carrots and eating them. After a long time, the tortoise caught up, and the rabbit thought, anyway, it doesn't matter if the tortoise climbs so slowly and takes the lead first.

When the rabbit was full and wanted to continue the game, he was too full to move. At this time, the tortoise has reached the finish line.

Alas, the rabbit still can't beat the tortoise!

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