Jokes in the third grade

1. A boy swears to a girl, "Dear, please marry me, or I will die."

The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.

A boy swears to a girl: Dear, please marry me, or I will die.

The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.

2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, a street sign says' School-Go Slow'.

Teacher: John, why are you late every morning?

John: Every time I come to the corner, there is a sign that says, "School-Be careful."

Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where is your exercise book?

Tom: Excuse me, miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning. ...

Teacher: Oh, my God! That's terrible! Did he rob you?

Tom: He ... He robbed my exercise book. ....

Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where's your exercise book?

Tom: Sorry, teacher, I met a robber on my way to school today. ...

Teacher: Oh, dear! Too bad! Did he rob you of anything?

Tom: He … He took my exercise book …