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How to chat when fishing at night?

1. Share the catch. This is the most direct and impactful object, the ultimate test for fishermen, and the most convincing. If you can catch a big fish, it won't be too bad, not to mention how awesome it is. If you think your catch is ok, then you can take photos and videos and leave them on your mobile phone. When three friends get together, it is the best time. Sharing the catch is the happiest moment for fishermen.

2. Share fishing spots. When fishing in the wild, resources decide everything, so the topic of sharing fishing spots is very attractive. Whether you are interested in catching fish or not, I'm afraid you can't resist sharing fishing spots. This is called believing what it has and not believing what it has, and collecting it first. It's not a bad thing to have more fishing spots. If some fishing spots are remote, they will even let the sharing people lead the way, but we should be cautious about sharing fishing spots, at least all the fishing friends who get together are good friends. Because once a good fishing spot is known to more people, it may be rotten and even destroyed by a net worker and electrician.

3. Talk big. After all, the catch is limited, and the fishing spots are not shared by everyone, so for the next topic, it is time for every fisherman to make two sentences, that is, to talk about mountains, commonly known as bragging. There are also many topics to talk about. The most fascinating thing is the wonderful performances of the fishermen on the spot. Basically, they all show how to walk the big fish, how to fight with the fish, how long it took to get the fish ashore, and if they finally run away, slapping their thighs will stir up a thousand waves, and then the fishermen next to them will complain, ridicule and even be responsible, but these are all friendly words.

4. Talk about the formula. For most fishing friends, it is either a pack of blue crucian carp that goes all over the world, or the old three kinds of collocation, so when talking about this topic, they all look pale, and the person who can explain this topic clearly is definitely a master figure. But fishermen are really interested in this, especially novices or fishing friends who have not caught fish for a long time, all pin their hopes on the bait formula, as if getting the formula is the rhythm of explosion protection. However, I still want to remind all fishing friends that chatting about the formula can be done, or you can write it down for practice, but you must be skeptical. After all, the water conditions and fish conditions in different places are different, so everything should be based on reality.