The children's humorous jokes hurt your stomach.

Children's humorous jokes will give you a stomachache.

The following humorous jokes are carefully arranged by me for your entertainment.

swim

A doctor cured a bad guy and was tied up by his family. He escaped in the middle of the night and ran into the water. Seeing his son reading Pulse Tactics, he suddenly said: My son is still slow to learn, so it is very important to learn swimming.

Take white medicine

It is a great pity that doctors take medicine all day without thanking them. One day, the man asked the doctor, what medicine does the cat take when it is sick? Say: I ate Linda. But if the dog is sick, what medicine should he take?

Say: eat Baiyao.

compensation

If a doctor kills a child, the family will go to court and be willing to pay for it with their own son. If you kill a servant one day, you will stop a servant at home and pay for it yourself. At night, there was another knock at the door: the empress was tired of watching it during childbirth.

The doctor scolded his wife privately: naughty! That family must have a crush on you again.

abuse

When a doctor sees a doctor, nothing is allowed. Sick families spend a lot of money, but they can't afford it. They sent servants to scold them because of their hatred. After a while, I asked: Have you ever scolded? Say: never. Q: Why not scold? The servant replied, how can I squeeze in so many people who want to scold and fight?

Xiao quanke

There is a little dog with a golden thread of human and animal, who loves the same baby and is afraid that it will freeze to death in the cold. Small cotton mattresses are covered inside and outside to make it sleep soundly.

Unexpectedly, one day the dog was lying in the crib. When the master saw it, he laughed and said, This beast is really a troublemaker. Instead of going in or out, he got into the crib.

Chorques

The pediatrician's wife and Damei's daughter often sneer at each other. Having sex all night, the woman holds her penis and asks her husband, what is this? Husband said: Dafang pulse. The husband also pointed to the resident and asked, and the woman said, this is a children's nest.

Youke

There are two doctors in a rich family, one is generous and the other is kindergarten. Guest, who are you?

Master said: They are all famous doctors. Ask again: which subject? Master said: this is generosity, this is a child.

Generous and generous

Dafang pulse took a pediatrician and beat him up. He was persuaded by others and said, you are two fellow travelers, so why bother? Big pulse said, I don't know what you are. This guy is really hateful. All the adults I treated became children and other doctors, and none of the children I wanted him to treat were enlarged to treat me.

Female medical staff receive customers.

A doctor, a prostitute and a thief died in hades. Before he died, Wang Lin asked him about his skills.

The doctor said: the villain practices medicine, and the sick person can come back to life. The king of Qi was furious and said, Every time I send a ghost pawn to mention the sinner, you can compete with me and send it to the frying pan to suffer.

Asked the prostitute for the second time, the prostitute said: receive guests. If a man doesn't have a wife, quench his thirst with him for emergency. Wang Yue: Being alone is convenient and prolongs life.

Ask the thief again and answer: be a thief. I'm going to pick up some money for the clothes dryer. Wang Yue: Sharing your efforts with others will also increase your life span by ten years and make you a hero. The doctor called out in a hurry, saying, Your majesty's judgment is nothing more than to let me go back to Yang. There is a son and a daughter at home. The son told him to be a thief, and the woman told him to take care of the guests.

(of a doctor) feel the patient's pulse.

Those who treat bad guys will be fined ten tons of wheat, and they will be released when they are finished. The next day, someone knocked at the door and said, please feel your pulse. The doctor should say: I see. Go over there and tidy up first, and I'll get it.

Xinjiang silkworm

I went to the doctor for a long time, but I was unconscious. Suddenly, a person asked for medicine, and the medicine was taken out of the box, and many moths put out the fire. People ask: what is this? Yue: Xinjiang silkworm. Ask again: How do Xinjiang silkworms live? Answer: I took the medicine, afraid that he would not live?

calorific

A child suffered from fever and died of it. Father asked the doctor to blame him. The doctor didn't believe me, so he went to check my son's health, called him dad, and said, you are too deceptive, but you want me to have a fever with him. Fortunately, I'm cold now, but you blame me.

Explosive goods

A medical death, the master said: You just give my son a good funeral, or the lawsuit will go to the official. The doctor allowed him to take it back to the hospital because he was hiding in the medicine cabinet.

On the way, I was invited by another family to take medicine out of the box, which led to the accidental exposure of the child's body. The host family was surprised, asked and said, this was killed by others, and I took it alive.

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