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You can't trust what men say. Say something.
2. As a person in the imperial system, women are destined to be men's playthings. Therefore, I will never fall in love in my life. Men are liars and assholes. Do everything on your own and be a strong woman.
For men, please don't challenge the law. If you haven't practiced invulnerability, be silent first. Don't walk in the Jianghu without martial arts.
4. Don't believe it. He said I was at the hotel and you came to chat. We're just talking. Talking is just a cover. Don't believe it, he said I was just holding you, and soon you will find that you can't escape from his clutches and have been cheated by him.
The man who made a mistake knelt down and begged for mercy, claiming that he was taking part in accidental amusement, unable to control his body for a while and still loving them.
6. If you believe him to be true, if you don't believe him to be false.
7. I understand, don't trust men easily, but this man is the one I like to get close to when I was 15 years old. I can't say clearly. Now I know I don't like him anymore, but I will never have any resistance to this man in my heart. Is this the so-called low woman?
8. When a man breaks up, please at least find a good excuse. It is foolish not to find a good excuse; It is cruel not to look for it. If you break up first, don't think that he loves you wholeheartedly, but that you hate it first in time, and he is one beat behind you. Maybe he has other women at the same time. Don't ask him why he broke up. Very unnecessary. Whatever the reason, it is to hurt yourself. Never say to him: Don't break up with me, okay? He won't pity you, he will only laugh at you! (Prose reading:)
9. A man pursues you for several years, depending on how often he calls you or looks at you, more than a week. Note: It is not because he is infatuated with you that he pursues you. He just finished his dream, and he just likes the process of pursuing to satisfy his sense of accomplishment.
10, it is possible to chase other women at the same time.
1 1. When a man has a chance to have sex with you and he doesn't do it, don't think he respects you. Be more careful, either because he has a wife or for other reasons! When a man doesn't answer your phone, or doesn't bring an excuse, such as no electricity, it's dating another woman. He doesn't want to be disturbed by you, or he doesn't want to answer because you are bored! See if a man loves you or not, and see if he will let you into his world and know his friends. The most important thing is to introduce you to his family and parents? Introducing to his family doesn't necessarily mean loving you, and I certainly don't love you if I don't introduce you!
12, some men, the nicer you are to him, the less he cares about you, and you can't expect him to be nice to you! On the contrary! The more you ignore him! Instead, he butters up to you!
13, men are naturally romantic and wish they could have three palaces and six hospitals, otherwise how could so many people want to be emperors! He is not idle, and the red flag at home will not fall. Flying colorful flags outside is their slogan. Even the white rose is not willing to give up, the red rose wants it.
What is a myth? Listen, men show their love to you;
15, what is the legend? Listen, a man's promise to you;
What is a dream? Look, you heard the reaction of the first two.
17, don't expect, he can change for you, it is better to expect sows to climb trees.
18, people are unpredictable. Generally speaking, men don't have a good thing. All perverts and hooligans. But some are not.
19, a woman doesn't believe that he loves her? How can you love her and be so close to other women? That's ridiculous!
20. Looking at a man often makes mistakes. At first, I thought it was Prince Charming, but finally I found it was a white-eyed toad.
2 1, for men, please do not challenge the law. If you haven't practiced invulnerability, be silent first. Don't walk in the Jianghu without martial arts.
22. When a man has a chance to have sex with you and he doesn't do it, it doesn't prove that he is a gentleman. Be careful! He probably has a wife and has a good relationship with her.
23. Don't be complacent about a pursuit that lasts for several years. See how often he calls you or visits you. If it is more than a week, please pay attention! He pursued you not because he loved you too much, but because he realized one of his dreams.
24, some men can be trusted, some men can not be trusted, can not generalize all men!
25, men are not terrible, because the essence is the same, men are also terrible, because he will sweet talk, too good at camouflage. Remember, women, don't treat men as gods. Men are people, too. Like you, they also have secular desires, ups and downs in the world, fragile and painful.
26, don't believe it, he said I just put it outside, or just put it in a little, is it possible? Unless he suddenly stopped lifting; Don't believe it, he said I would be responsible for you, and he would only be responsible for himself. Let yourself go up in smoke in front of you as soon as possible; Don't believe it. He said I would go up (to your house or your hotel room) for a glass of water and take a piss. Do you need to ask anything? ! Take him away!
Women should not trust men's words easily, let alone their classic quotations.
When you look at a man, you will be wrong most of the time. At first you thought it belonged to Prince Charming, but at last you found it was a white-eyed toad.
A person's body and mind can be connected and separated at any time.
Men talk about their idols, while women keep them in their hearts.
Don't be moved by men's guilt about you. Because according to the analysis of deep psychological factors, when he feels guilty about you, he usually subconsciously begins to reject you.
Don't believe it. He told you that he was still a friend after breaking up, and he would come to you first if necessary. If you believe that in the coldest night, try to ask him for help, you can either get his recommendation or play dumb. Who are you looking for? Wrong number. Then, you will find that you can't contact him anymore.
For men, please do not challenge the law. If you haven't practiced invulnerability, be silent first. Don't walk in the Jianghu without martial arts.
Women think that men's physical betrayal is inner betrayal, even more serious than inner betrayal.
The world is so fucking unfair. Whether a man is beautiful or not is one thing, and he must be beautiful when he speaks. Whether a woman is dirty or not is one thing, and she must behave gracefully. This is the law of survival.
When a man has a chance to have sex with you and he doesn't do it, it doesn't prove that he is a gentleman. Be careful! He probably has a wife and has a good relationship with her.
People are unpredictable. Generally speaking, men do not have a good thing. All perverts and hooligans. But some are not.
The world between men and women is actually strange. Maybe you don't like someone, but when you can't get that person, this feeling will spread like a vine, and you will be surprised at last.
Betrayal is a man's blood, fraternity is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's mantra, and a man's change of heart is a consistent fashion.
People say that women are made of water, but in fact some men are the same. Most people's first love is in their teens. I may be a late bloomer or a little demanding. 1On May 30th, 995, I got my first love. It's like a shop. I don't know how long I can stay. Of course, the longer the better.
What you can't say to your lover
What you can't say to your lover
Don't say anything to your lover that might hurt your feelings. This is no less than sweet TAlk to ta. As long as you say one wrong word, a day's good words and deeds can be wasted. Those negative and hurtful words will hurt your feelings.
Here are five things you should never say to your spouse:
Here are five things you must never say to your lover:
1.Itapos This is your fault! Sometimes, financial decisions are wrong, one of your children is in trouble at school, or some family disasters happen. Knoeuppance has no place in a relationship. There is no need to remind your spouse, otherwise you will permanently damage the trust in your relationship. Whether it is true or not, it is; It doesn't matter. Keep private things private.
3. Say in public, "I really can't stand this or that". Exposing your lover's shortcomings or criticisms in front of others will cause permanent damage to the trust in your relationship. Right or wrong doesn't matter. Everything at home is solved at home.
4. Keep it in mind. Success breeds success. Adhere to strengths and weaknesses; Don't focus on weaknesses.
4. Why do you always? . . ? Always staring at the shortcomings of your lover, rather than amplifying the advantages of TA, will only make the advantages of TA less and the disadvantages more. Pointing out and criticizing your lover's shortcomings will make your relationship worse. Success breeds success. Pay more attention to each other's advantages and don't always stare at each other's shortcomings.
5. Ask your spouseapos for advice, and then do the opposite. Into your mind.
Since these negative and hurtful things will hurt your feelings, it is wise to be subconsciously careful when those negative thoughts enter your mind.
What men say to women
1, no answer, the wind turns, no ending, and time slows down. Do you hear breathing? These years, my happiness is very simple. I am lucky to meet you and fall in love with you. I am very happy. Marry me.
2. The light sees the sunny flowers in full bloom, but the cold wind can't cover you. I am the one who confuses you and confuses you. If you can forget, then abandon me. A thousand words can only say sorry!
There are not enough words to express my love for you, not enough ways to express my concern for you, and not enough spring nights to accompany you. On a sunny morning and a warm night, I miss you and me infinitely!
4. There is a tacit understanding called heart to heart, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called having you with you, and a yearning called living like years!
True freedom is to find that there is no road and there are roads everywhere when you are helpless. Only those who can walk can be considered free. They will walk until the water blocks my way, and then sit down and watch the rising clouds. This is not because of the road, but because of the heart.
6. As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.
7. As long as I see you, my heart is full of joy; Just hearing your voice is like taking a sip of sweet spring; As long as I think of you, I will have infinite strength. As long as you are happy, I will bless you in the distance.
8. Looking back and smiling, just to win the heart; You are the air, which makes me unable to breathe; You are three meals, occupying my body and mind; You are the clock, and my thoughts point to you all the time; Just want to say three words: I love you!
9. People who miss others have a kind of happiness, because you have a person worth missing; People who are missed also have a kind of happiness, because you have someone who misses you all the time!
10, I don't miss you because of the change of seasons, I don't miss you because of the distance, I don't alienate you because of busyness, and I don't forget you because of the erosion of time. You will always be the lover in my heart.
1 1, it's good to have you! Less trouble; No worries or unhappiness. It's good to have you! Sweetheart around you; Happiness comes early. It's good to have you! Treat you as a treasure; Until I am old.
12, I have a dream every day, so that you will be happy when you receive my message that I miss love, and the troubles of the day can be eliminated. You can sleep like a pig, sleep like milk, and wake up in the morning to see a beautiful sunrise. Good night, let the dream begin to enter.
13, yes, I understand clearly. From the moment I first saw you, I knew you were the woman I had been looking for all my life. I know clearly and tell myself that I will be with you until the end of my life.
14, maybe I don't have the love like the sun, and I don't have the love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.
15, the wind, how to describe the world, how to touch the faith of time with your smiling face, me, and your special taste, so that the wind can continue to be romantic and let me continue to love you.
16, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
17, the sunshine is accompanied by the fragrance of roses, and the winter sky is filled with the fragrance of your love! The eternal dream is to snuggle up in your broad chest and have a vigorous love!
18, love is an unspeakable feeling. I miss you every day, and I am willing to stay with you all the time. From now on, I decide to love you for ten thousand years!
19, marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work in Boeing. Promise me?
20. Now wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
2 1, people can't always trip over a stone, but you have tripped over my stone too many times. I suggest you take my stone home and put it at home. So I can't trip you.
22, Sauvignon Blanc: cold in the morning, cold at night, couples are alone during the holidays, feeling sorry for themselves. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.
23. Different time, different place, different people, changed space, changed face, changed language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!
24. Tuo Hongyan will turn my infinite thoughts into infinite blessings and send my short message to you by radio. I would like to spend every minute with you happily and live a carefree life.
25. Time passes at the fingertips, everything grows under the rain and dew, the stars alternate day and night, and we walk on the ideal. Happiness and hardship are intertwined, and new life is accompanied by old age and death. Let's cherish the present and hug each other forever.
26, dear! You planted the seeds of love in my heart, and I firmly remember you in my heart. Let's hold hands forever in this life! Marry me and be my loveliest princess and my most beautiful bride!
27, tired of looking out of the window, the mood will become happy. If you are tired, just look at the sky and be sure to relax. Take a nap when you are sleepy to keep healthy. No matter what you are doing, you are willing to send text messages to your baby to be happy!
28. I like watching you fall asleep, because you won't have any troubles then. I like the way you smile at me, because you are the happiest at that time. I just want to make you happy.
29. Meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with my heart, I love you!
30. Every look in your eyes makes me nostalgic, every movement of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me happy. The weather is getting colder. Have you taken good care of yourself? Remember, don't worry about me, my baby.
3 1, hearing your voice touched my heart. The person who saw you lost my soul and held your hand. I don't want to let you go. Looking at your back, I really want to sleep with you.
32. Your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration.
Honey, you have to take medicine to get candy, and you have to have an injection to get toys. If you don't do anything, let me take these things for you! Ha ha.
34. First think of the following numbers in your mind, add, multiply, add and divide, and finally subtract the number you thought at first. In addition, this result represents what I want to say to you!
35. When I can't see you, I am eager to see you; Seeing you, I am afraid of leaving; I can't be happy whether I can't see you or not.
36. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.
Flying a kite feels like facing a distant object. Although it is far away, you will never despair in your heart, because you know that this thread is in your hand, just like an unchanging fate, pulling each other.
38. You are a poem, your eyes are romantic starlight, every flicker is a classic, you are a poem, every smile is a warm plot, every bloom is fragrant, you are a poem, and every meditation makes me fascinated.
39. I thought I would live well without you. I was wrong, so I met you again. Now I think loving you silently is enough. I was wrong again. You take up too much of my time.
40. Put your missing heart in a box, gently attach a sentence of missing you, and send it to your home quietly, expecting to see your surprise. Blessing for you is not as good as gold. May you live a happy little life every day!
4 1, I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The reason why I feel so lonely is that I miss you so much. The book is full of words and the lines are full of meaning. I can't help but say to you: I really miss you.
42. You know what, dear? You are the most unexpected encounter in my life, you are the most colorful year of China in my life, and you are the happiest source in my life. May you and I * * * release endless love!
43. You are a beautiful creation of nature, and you are destined to shine indelibly. Yours exists for artistic beauty, full of youthful breath, which makes me fall for it as soon as I see you, so I understand what love at first sight is.
44. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.
45. The most romantic story never has an ending, and the happiest love has no words. As long as we have each other's hearts, sometimes promises can't be fulfilled.
46. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.
47. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.
48. What I missed, I think, was walking with you at the wrong time and place, but choosing you was right and we were right. Maybe I didn't miss everything.
49. No matter how many years and hardships you have experienced, as long as you are in your heart, you are sweet.
50. How are those English words pieced together, how time is banished to an unnecessary distance, how are the numbers counted silently, how do you tidy up your mood so that you don't need to forget, how do those words say, I love you all my life, and I don't need it. Reason.
5 1. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice. Silly love, dull life, clumsy snuggling. When the snow closes the mountain, you will nest in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.
52. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!
53. When you are happy, I will make instant noodles. The instant noodles are getting more and more pinched. When you are happy, I am Lamian Noodles, and the longer I pull, the longer I pull. If I can't cover everything, please give me an interview.
54, love plus, no regrets; Love is intoxication, love is companionship; Surrounded by love, pursued by happiness. Love your laughter and tears, love your kindness and charm, love you for a long time, you are my dearest baby.
55. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my crazy mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.
56. Your place has become a classic, and your time has become a nostalgia. Where you are, the love in my heart is interlinked, and it unfolds into a beautiful performance. Honey, distance is something I haven't said yet. I love you.
57. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!
58. Meeting you is the luck of my life; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Losing you is my lifelong regret; Without you, I can't feel the shock inside. I just want to love you in this life!
59, a feeling, put in the bottom of my heart, a meaning, a broad mind, a thought, eager to see through, a love, a wish, just ask for more peace, an oath, love your heart forever.
If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
6 1, you will be beautiful after reading it; I didn't know love until I met you. I know beauty, so I am intoxicated with you; I know love, so it's hard to be together again!
62. Maybe it is wrong to love you, but I don't regret falling in love with you. I hope I can meet you again in my next life! Since I love you, I don't regret it. I am willing to stay with you forever and love you with my life!
63. Humans can learn at least three virtues from a tree: looking up at the sky and floating clouds; Learn to stand still; Know how to say nothing.
64. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!
If you want a lonely Valentine's Day, don't be sad! People who can bring you happiness will soon appear by your side, believe me!
66. At the station of time, I want to make a wish, forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. This Valentine's Day, I will spend it with you with a true feeling. Our friendship will always be accompanied by sincerity.
67. Waiting for you, in the lonely night, I miss your smile, see your lotus fragrance and read your breath. Although I can only meet in my dream, I dare not look you in the eye, so that I will never give up.
68. The passing meteor is the acacia in my heart; The fallen cherry blossoms are waiting like dreams; The floating fireworks are the testimony of romance. The weather turns cold, and I greet you who care most in my heart. Remember to add clothes when it is cold, and I will protect you for life.
69. Like a car falling in love with the traffic lane, like a plane falling in love with clouds and sky, like a boat falling in love with Shanghai and waves, like Bodhi marrying a snow lotus. The promise of this life is not a lie of love, but my eternal love for you!
70.it's time to wake up. You went for another day. Your promise no longer belongs to me. For the first time in our life, we know that love has a shelf life, and our love has expired!
7 1, if the heart has no home, it will wander around. A heart that is too soft can't be opened at will, but it can only continue to wander with a hard shell.
72. You are a CD, and my memory is a phonograph. Every time I play with you, my heart is beautiful and quiet. You are a book and my heart is a reader. Every time I think of you silently, my heart is beautiful and warm.
There are as many girls as there are stars in the sky. But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.
74. You've been gone for so long, I hope you haven't changed at all, just like my love for you, no matter how long I've been gone!
75. You are a happy bird, flying carefree in my heart. I really hope that you will always sing a cheerful song and stay with me. From then on, you and I are no longer lonely, and we are the stars that embellish our lives.
76. I love you very much, and I am very cute. I miss you very much and I miss you very much. Dear, when you are tired of wandering in the world, I would like to meet you at the end of the world.
77. Loving you is not putting you in my mouth. I hide you in my heart, live every day for you and cherish you forever!
78. I know that love needs freedom to be happy. I'd rather be with you and go with you.
79. There is only one name in the world, which will make me so worried. It is like an invisible thread, with one end firmly tied in my heart and the other in your hand. Dear, I miss you all the time!
80. When we meet, we always nod. It is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.
8 1, impressed by your beauty, kneeling by your temperament, stunned by your soul, melted by your tenderness, worshipped you, and sighed for winning your heart.
82. Honey, put on more clothes. It's going to get cold. Be careful of catching cold. The injection hurts.
83. Do you know that the stars on the Peak of Taiping are not as bright as your eyes, and the lights in Victoria Harbour are not as bright as your smile? How I miss you at this moment!
84. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do!
85. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.
86. The night is quiet, thinking that your heart is blurred in the night sky; The wind breathes, and there is a heart in the heart; Thoughts pass through the fortune and convey information that misses you; The morning dew is so clear that my heart falls on the grass. Come on, I will treat you well!
87. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
88. The most beautiful thing in the sky is the stars. The most beautiful thing about caring about friends' short messages is true feelings. Appearance leaves an impression, but the heart leaves a feeling. Cherish today and you will have tomorrow. May you laugh and fall asleep.
89. We walk side by side on some roads, and we are the protagonists in some stories. We sang a song for such a long time, and what will never change is the persistence of love hidden in our hearts.
90. I like the feeling of my hand in your palm. I want to love you forever and hold hands for life. Forgive me for being willful and unruly. Love you.
9 1, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!
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