A joke that can amuse girls.

1, the vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children have to chase, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!

2. Is the child considering it? Genetics and environment? problem Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

3, sleeping with beautiful women, excited to death; Sleeping with an ugly girl is worse than dying; Sleeping with hot girls is exhausting; Sleeping with your lover, drunk and dreaming; Sleeping with supermodels is expensive to death; Sleep with your wife and play dead all night. Sleeping with a man hurts like hell. Dude, how are you gonna die tonight?

Khrushchev visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of him and the pig in the pigsty. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Khrushchev.

5. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on the bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered to him. Sweetheart! ? The patient smiled and said, little baby. ?

7. A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night, and all our food was thrown out from the balcony on the seventh floor. The result ... "B:" What was the result? " "The building where I live this morning is surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in flying saucers."

8. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ?

9. Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao. One day, Xiao disappeared. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went over and said, I'll find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

10. Look at the girl across the street. The seed of lonely boy's love needs you to give me some love.

1 1. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog. Son: No, I want to hear historical stories. Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog.

12, committing fraud: a university law department will take the criminal law exam one day. The first question the professor asked the students was:? What is the crime of fraud? The student replied:? If you don't let me pass the exam, you are guilty of fraud. ? The professor was surprised: how to explain it? The student said:? According to the criminal law, anyone who makes use of others' ignorance to make them suffer losses belongs to fraud.

13, humorously quoting the old saying: 1, the authorities are fascinated, and onlookers dare not say it. 2, the mountain is not too high, the water is not too deep, and the money is not too much. I have a long career in Xiu Yuan, so I will have ups and downs. 4, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person is next to the luxury car. 5, my son is in Sichuan: the pollution is so fierce! 6, well water does not invade the river, and the river pollutes the well water. 7. Who is the world hero? Don't! Laozi is the first.

14,9 said to 3, except you, it's still you. What a romantic number. For you, I think there is a number tailored for you. This magic number is 4, except 2, it is still 2!

15, the white rabbit Q B chased the big wolf to escape, and the big wolf was indignant and chased after him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon?

16, the monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.

17, Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang: I'll tell you good news and bad news, which should I listen to first? Xiao Zhang: Bad news. ? Xiao Li:? The good news I want to tell you is false. ?

18, but it's longer 1cm, so you have to change the iPhone 4s to the iPhone 5. You should be glad that your girlfriend doesn't have the same idea.

19, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, and the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

20. The moon on the first day bends and bends. People who miss you are so lonely. The moon garden in the fifteenth is so beautiful. I can't sleep at night without you. The moon is shy tonight. I miss you so much that the moon represents my heart!

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