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Funny text sketch video of six primary school students in grade five.
(enters the arena on the left and sits Wang Liangmei on the right)
Xiao Qiang: Brother, I'd better not go.
Big Brother: What? No. Yesterday, you asked me to help you find a girlfriend. I'll try to find one. It's hard to find one. Is that how you want to stand me up?
Xiao Qiang: But I'm afraid.
Big Brother: What's there to be afraid of? Chest out, abdomen in, hips out. (Xiao Qiang followed) Look, the audience, how like a warrior, how mighty.
Xiao Qiang: Brother, can I go now?
Big brother: Go? Where can you go? On my mark, go! (Xiao Qiang walks ... (He softens at once)) How can it soften?
Xiao Qiang: Where to?
Big Brother: Front.
Xiao Qiang: There is nothing ahead, only a beautiful girl.
Big Brother: You said Wang Liangmei.
Xiao Qiang: She is the Wang Liangmei you mentioned. It's really beautiful.
Big Brother: Have you decided?
Xiao Qiang: I've decided. I want to be friends with her.
Big Brother: It's that simple to be friends?
Xiao Qiang: I don't know if we can get along. (Walking over ...)
Big Brother: Why are you back?
Xiao Qiang: I don't know what to say to him.
Big Brother: Say whatever comes to mind. The most important thing is to make her laugh. She smiles, and things will be easy.
Xiao Qiang: You just asked me to tell her some jokes.
Big Brother: Can you, just kidding,
Xiao Qiang: I've heard many jokes, but I seldom tell them.
Big Brother: All right. Tell her all the jokes you usually listen to.
Xiao Qiang: But what I usually hear is not jokes.
Big Brother: What do you usually listen to?
Xiao Qiang: This is all nonsense.
Big Brother: Are you kidding? Really, don't you know that there can't be jokes in school, in life and in society? Do you know the meaning behind the joke?
Xiao Qiang: I don't know.
Big Brother: Today, while everyone is here, let me explain to you that jokes can also be said to be human humor. If no one laughs at your joke, it is a cold joke.
Xiao Qiang: What if everyone laughs?
Big Brother: Of course, of course. Is it a hot joke? Cold versus hot. After talking for a long time, do you understand?
Xiao Qiang: I see, big brother. If others laugh after listening, it is a hot joke. If you don't laugh, it will be a cold joke.
Big brother: I don't understand that. I only study the surface, not the key points. You should say something interesting. Jokes come from mistakes, from life, from exaggeration, and say an unexpected sentence, which is earth-shattering and makes people cry. It has never been seen before, and no one has what you have.
Xiao Qiang: I see. I finally understand.
Big Brother: You really understand.
Xiao Qiang: Well, jokes are made of mistakes, life and exaggeration. They tell something unexpected, earth-shattering, tearful, unprecedented and without you.
Big Brother: Yes, it's fast and ripe.
Xiao Qiang: Thank you.
Big Brother: Just to be on the safe side, I'll test you. The girl in front is very beautiful.
Xiao Qiang: Big eyes are as beautiful as light bulbs, and eyes are like power plants.
Big Brother: Ah
Xiao Qiang: The hair looks like a waterfall, and the unattainable head looks like a giraffe. This figure is a bit like an elephant. It's too heavy to carry?
Big Brother: OK, you are qualified. Later, you can tell her there.
Xiao Qiang: OK,
Big Brother: By the way, I just heard you describe it like that. Why can't I find the man you just described off stage?
Xiao Qiang: I was talking about Miss Wang Liangmei.
Big Brother: Come back!
Xiao Qiang: What's the matter?
Big Brother: Don't say anything you just said. In that case, telling a girl, even me, will be unhappy.
Xiao Qiang: I see. (Didn't you just agree? )
Big Brother: It's good to know. Go ahead.
Xiao Qiang: What should I say?
Big Brother: Say whatever you see and improvise. Change it when you see it, or change it if you don't.
Xiao Qiang: Brother, why don't you catch up?
Big brother: I'll cover in the back. (Later generations walk into the back curtain)
Xiao Qiang: Hello, Miss Wang Liangmei.
Wang Liangmei: And you are?
Xiao Qiang: I'm Liu Xiaoqiang, brother of Liu Dage. I bet on small size, … but I never bet on big size and great strength, only on the strength of robbers. Don't worry, … I've never been a robber, … my grandfather did.
Wang Liangmei: I heard what Brother Liu said.
(Suddenly the atmosphere is quiet)
Wang Liangmei looked at Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang smiled foolishly.
Xiao Qiang: (to himself) I finally understand what silence is better than sound.
Wang Liangmei: What did you say?
Xiao Qiang: I didn't say anything.
Wang Liangmei: Oh,
Xiao Qiang: Wang Liangmei, shall I tell you a joke?
Wang Liangmei: Jokes, yes, I like them. I heard a joke before and almost laughed to the hospital.
Xiao Qiang: My mother! If I tell a joke, I don't know if you will go into the cemetery.
Wang Liangmei: Come on, I really want to hear it now.
Xiao Qiang: I said, I'm telling you, there are two birds flying in a straight line at a speed of up to 60 meters per second, and suddenly there is a head-to-head collision. One bird is broken, but the other one is fine. Do you know why? (Wang Liangmei shakes her head:) Because that bird has a helmet. (Wang Liangmei doesn't respond) Isn't it funny?
Wang Liangmei: (after thinking for a moment) Q: What happened later?
Xiao Qiang: Later, later, big brother, where are you?
Big Brother: Big Brother is here, (running out)
Xiao Qiang: (leaving the chair) Brother, I am not suitable for her.
Big Brother: Why not? I saw you talking to her just now and almost turned on the power plant.
Xiao Qiang: You don't know. I have a generation gap with her.
Big Brother: I don't believe it. Did you tell her a joke?
Xiao Qiang: Yes,
Big Brother: Yes, there is.
Xiao Qiang: But, but. ...
(At this moment, Wang Liangmei: She has already approached them. )
Wang Liangmei: Oh, so what you just told was a joke. I can understand that.
Xiao Qiang: Look, big brother, she, I, just now, I said ... What do you want me to say?
Big Brother: Don't tell me. A big girl is willing to listen to your jokes what do you think?
Xiao Qiang: That's not what I meant.
Wang Liangmei: I'll tell you a joke.
Brother Xiao Qiang: Can you tell jokes?
Wang Liangmei: Of course, I have told jokes and won prizes before.
Brother Xiao Qiang: I won the prize, too (a little surprised)
Wang Liangmei: Yes, it was in the fifth grade of my primary school.
Big Brother: Liangmei, please tell us.
Xiao Qiang: Yes,
Wang Liangmei: Well, there used to be a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains, and there is a …
Friar Xiao Qiang: Little monk.
Wang Liangmei: No, there is a little nun in the temple. What does she do?
Xiao Qiang: Telling stories,
Wang Liangmei: No, she is listening to an old monk telling a story. What is this?
Xiao Qiang Brothers and Wang Liangmei: Telling stories. What story? Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is a little nun in the temple. What is she doing? She is listening to an old monk telling a story.
Xiao Qiang picked up his eldest brother and said, Big Brother, I heard this story a long time ago. If you want to laugh, you should have laughed five years ago.
Big Brother: She said it was a story of the fifth grade in primary school. After calculation, maybe she is the original creator of that story.
Xiao Qiang: But this story is so boring.
Big Brother: Don't be bored, it will only hurt girls' hearts.
Xiao Qiang: What should I do?
Big Brother: (Laughing, Xiao Qiang laughs with him) Haha, Wang Liangmei, your story is really interesting.
Xiao Qiang: Yes, I haven't heard such an interesting story for a long time.
Wang Liangmei: You feel funny, too. I have told many people before, but they don't think so.
Big Brother: That's because they have no sense of humor. Let me tell you a joke.
Xiao Qiang: (pulls up eldest brother and says) Eldest brother, come and tell jokes. Are you bored?
Big Brother: What do you know? Look at Wang Liangmei. She can tell such jokes. You know what this proves?
Xiao Qiang: Prove what?
Big Brother: Prove that she has never heard a real joke.
Xiao Qiang: No wonder she didn't respond to the joke I just told.
Big Brother: Liangmei, shall I tell you a joke?
Wang Liangmei: Great, I like to listen to jokes.
Big Brother: Once upon a time, my family had a pig. You two should sit down first.
Wang Xiaoqiang Wang Liangmei sat down.
Big Brother: Once upon a time, my family had a pig. It is so big, so fat, so thick neck, so big head, so big ears. Are you talking about elephants? A: Who said that? Don't play badly, get up early in the morning and see a carrot and a Chinese cabbage in front of him. The pig is thinking: I don't lose weight, why don't you give me pork to eat?
Xiao Qiang and Wang Liangmei didn't respond.
Big Brother: Isn't it funny?
Xiaoqiang Wang Liangmei: What happened later?
Big Brother: Xiao Qiang and Wang Liangmei, you two stand still. I want to take a picture with you two. Seriously, I've never seen such a match. All right, I'm leaving. Call me if you have anything in the future. I will be loyal to you at home.
Xiaoqiang Wang Liangmei: Big Brother, what happened later?
Big Brother: My mother, why haven't you two reacted yet? I'm leaving. I wish you happiness. 886
(Music ... Laughing at the sea ... (the legendary swordsman))
Xiaoqiang Wang Liangmei: Brother, what happened later? You haven't said it yet. ...
It's done.
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