Help: Give it to a villager, who is in urgent need of jokes in Yantai dialect! !

Yantai dialect is very kind when friends from other places are homesick. Yantai people call for a meal, delicious and golden. Drinking water is called Hasui, conch is called Dial Leak, and clam is called Gail. It's different. Enough arguing. That's enough for you. That's enough for you. Your name is Nan or Nei, so when swearing, you can ask where the other person's mother is. "My mother is here?" Yantai people call the seaside Haiyan, and Yaner in the East China Sea is now the landscape avenue of Yantai City. Yantai people call country people Batou and Xi people Fulai. Yantai people call lying a bear tiger and a point tiger. What do Yantai people call gratitude? Young people like to say "headache". Yantai people call mixed social soil bags, and mixed soil bags are called begging. Yantai people call this bag puffed up, which is awesome. Yantai people call stupidity puma, and puma calls stupidity puma, playing big puma. Before I came out to study, young people were still talking about 2b youth. Yantai people call the confused erhu, erhu. Yantai people call fighting a war, and they can fight very well. When they hit you, they tell you to rub, and when they get hit, they tell you to hit. Yantai people call the girl Xiao Guining, the son Lang Lang and the lover Gahu. Yantai people call a woman who is 4 or 50 years old and of low quality a wife (the same word as a lover). A woman told others that her husband was called an old man, even though his husband was only thirty years old. Yantai people call it off work, and looking for a job is called early work. The old ladies began to quarrel with each other and said, "Fuck the horse, you fucking bastard". Eating barbecue in Yantai is not like eating skewers of red and white waist in Jinan. You have to say, "Let's have a board (squid body), two heads (squid head), and a few horses (a kind of small fish). Without horse waves, it's ok to walk with a big head (a kind of fish). Give me some (small tortillas). Do Yantai people call this licking to please others? Yantai people cover their foreheads with leaves and knees with waves. Yantai people have no time to call it a rush. Yantai people described it as staring at two big eyes and asking the big tiger to stare blankly. Yantai people call toilets toilets and open-air toilets cesspits. Yantai people also like to call a pot a steel pot (because that material is a kind of steel). Yantai people describe the muddy road as guessing. Yantai people call it white to provoke and black to make peace. One hundred dollars says a wave, fingernails are called shame covers, toenails are called stunning covers, cleaning windows is called glass cleaning, and picking up girls is called small vines.