Riddle joke

1, a bear is coming? Come prepared (bear comes)

2. Why doesn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

When can 3.tw buy instant noodles in a unified way?

Monkeys don't like parallel lines (because they don't intersect)

5. Chocolate fights with tomatoes. Why does chocolate win because of chocolate bars?

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans and turn them into green bean paste?

7. After the match burns, enter the hospital. What kind of cotton swab has it become?

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? She fell dead (a sister Lin fell from the sky).

9. A pig said "Come on" and hit an edible chocolate.

10, the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. How did it become a bean paste (killing) bag?

1 1. What animals like seals stuck on the wall (newspapers)

12. Why do foxes often wrestle? Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).

13, 4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people? Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda when you are lonely (you will miss soda when you are lonely)?

15, an egg went to the teahouse for tea, what happened later? The result is a tea egg.

16, there is a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway.

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor. There's a lot of blood. How did it become a red bean?

18, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Because the stars will twinkle.

19, Corn wanted to pursue fashion and went for a perm. How did it turn into popcorn?

20. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? Mickey mouse.

2 1. What duck walks on two feet? All ducks walk on two legs.

22. Miss, business is not good now. Why the bird flu?

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station?

24, jiaozi is a boy or a girl boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.

25. The man in gold? A shocking (golden) person

26. A bee stung the calendar? Wind (bees) and sunshine (calendar)

27. Why do you say that silkworm babies are rich because they can cocoon (frugal)?

28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet? opportunity knocks but once; the chance may never come again; now or never; there is no time like the present

29. There are ten sheep and nine are squatting in the sheepfold? Cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet and hold it down (silence)

3 1. What is a transparent sword? Invisible sword (sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eat people, then the chief should be a vegetarian.

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? The dinosaur is making a movie.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? It's really like Dabai.

35. An egg goes swimming in Songhua River. How did it become a preserved egg?

36. An egg ran to Shandong, how did it become a Lu (halogen) egg?

37. How did an egg become a wild egg when it was homeless?

38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How did it become an inverted (guided) bomb?

39. An egg fell into the flower. How did it become Hua Dan?

40. An egg swims in the Dead Sea. How did you become a salted egg superman?

4 1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why because of the tsunami (laughs)?

42. Why don't men go out because they become amateurs when they go out?

43. Why can't you see God's penis and the secret (pheasant) can't be revealed?

44. Why does the iceberg have only one corner because the other corner was broken by the Titanic?

45. How to keep the duck from flying away and give it a wing (it's hard to fly)

46. Who doesn't have a perfect mobile phone?

47. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? Because it's a hammer.

48. Why did Chang 'e fly to the moon and shoot for nine days? Even a fairy can't stand it.

49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who would be sick enough to throw up on a white rabbit?

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What's wrong with him, fat bastard?

5 1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, and the living call for help.

52. Which eraser is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

54. The guests coming out below are the pride of our China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is, Ju Gu Chicken.

55. Which song lyrics have "CoCo Lee" and the moon to represent my heart (how much I love you in CoCo Lee)?

Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire).

57. What is the best ice cream of Kirin?

58. Michelin What Kirin runs fastest?

59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star)? Stallone (shit is too thick)

60. Cities and rural areas, where rivers rush to the countryside, because the rivers in the countryside are too urgent.

6 1, A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, which word is the coolest (thong)?

62. Is there a room where pigeons can hide? I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

63. What should I do at 12 pm? Because I was cramming when I was near (zero).

64, police, hooligans, soldiers, who is the thinnest rogue (rogue professor-thin)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why, because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Three (Araga, Allabo, Allabo).

67. A group of eunuchs are chatting. Guess an idiom? Nonsense (no chicken talk)

68. How much is a heart worth? 100 million yuan (single-minded)

69. Which is a dumb star, the sun, the moon or the stars (the stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

69. Is this pencil surnamed Xiao? Sharpen a pencil.

70. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

7 1, who will help you add food to the dragon when you are full, because the dragon was added on (day).

72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why is "No peeing here" posted on the dotted bar?

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why do many puppies line up?

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it, so he went to the queue. As a result, he choked to death. Why is he embarrassed because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him?

73. Wolves, tigers and lions who play games will definitely be eliminated, because-Momotaro (the eliminated wolf)

74. Which historical figure owes the most to Su Wuyang Beihai (near the sea)?

75. Who ran fastest in history, Cao Cao?

76. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink? Coffee (car flies)

There is a steamed bread in front of me, and I ate a meatball. How did it become steamed bread?

78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgotten water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?

80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why did he brush his false teeth?

8 1, the stars in the sky weigh eight grams (Starbucks)

Is Tw a part of China? Chinese angelica

83. The Jade Emperor disdains (name a city)? Tianjin

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? If they walk too slowly.

85. This farmer has 10 cows and only 19 horns. Why are there rhinos?

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why is this because there is no water below?

87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why did the police take a taxi?

88. What kind of chicken has no wings?

89. Dozing off is neither laborious nor comfortable.

90. What newspaper is the product with the same production date and effective date?

9 1. You can't buy any suicide note in the bookstore.

92. Best-selling female secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why does my mother say that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people?

94。 Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why did the deer say timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting (because the lion was lost)?

96, sedan chair fat man (make a place name)? Yugoslavia

97. Go to the toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist)? Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

98. Grandpa, dad and brother all cry after listening to their mother's words. Grandpa (night after night) thinks of her words and tears.

99. There are two bees who love each other very much. Later, the mother bee married the spider. Why is it because the mother bee loves the net?

100, better during the day, sad at night (Gai Lou)? single-log bridge