What are some sarcastic comments about others?

Crabs are cooked in a pot of boiling water - let’s see how long you can run wild. The girl tells a joke - laughing and joking, inviting the wolf to be a guest

The poor widow goes to the market - no one wants anyone, no money Money flies into the water vat - Fashionable (wet hair) Han Xiangzi plays the flute

Let the storm come more violently, after all, I sell umbrellas. Proverb:

The fruit that is forced is not sweet.

Thousands of people have different temperaments, and all people have different appearances.

To hunt a dragon, one has to go down to the sea

To hunt a tiger, one has to go up the mountain.

People love the rich, and dogs bite the poor.

Three hundred and sixty lines, the lines are out of shape

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People cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured by its measure.

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(Crown) Watering the ground on a rainy day is unnecessary

General Han Xin - the more the better

Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid the loan

Joke 1 I am a junior psychiatrist. I often encounter some ridiculous things at work. One day at noon, I was harassed by boring people on the office phone. Everyone could not hold back their anger. The last time When the phone rings

I don't care if I pick it up, I will curse, and after I finish cursing, I will hang up. Later, a little girl from the logistics department will come to our office. He asked us with a look of horror, "What call did your patient just answer?"

2 When Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Wei County, one day the officer reported that the magistrate was passing by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao did not

There are people coming out of the city to greet you. It turns out that the prefect was born in a donation class, and the money he paid to buy an official position was enough to lift a sedan chair, but he had no real talent or knowledge, so Zheng Banqiao looked down on him. The prefect came to the back hall of the county government office and was very unhappy that Zheng Banqiao did not go out of the city to greet him. At the banquet, the prefect became more and more angry as he thought about it. It happened that at this time the officer brought a plate of river crabs

The magistrate thought: "Why don't I let him compose an impromptu poem on crabs? If he can't compose it, I will be embarrassed in public again

When he touched it, I felt relieved! So I pointed at the river with my chopsticks and said: "This thing is flowing across the river, and no one can see it. I have heard for a long time that Mr. Zheng is very talented, so why not use it?" Recite a poem with the theme of something to help you enjoy the wine?" Zheng Ban

Qiao knew the meaning, thought about it briefly, and chanted: "The eight claws are running rampant in the wild, and the two are dancing with majesty, who is it?" Knowing that there is nothing in his stomach, he drinks ginger vinegar and drinks.

3 There is a notice posted on the door of a girl's dormitory: "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed in." What's the answer? The answer is: "Both

will make girls' bellies bigger..." 4 A girl in the fifth grade of primary school was laughed at by her classmates because of her breast development.

Go home Crying to her mother, her mother comforted her: "It doesn't matter, they will laugh at you for two years at most, and you can laugh at them for at least twenty years in the future!" ”

5 years ago, when I was in college, I took a CET-6 exam. A classmate cheated and was discovered by the invigilator. The teacher walked past him

and left a sentence: I won’t catch him. Okay, the accuracy rate is too low, so the classmate can’t decide...

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Cherish the source of life , who knows that the Chinese food is "closed" every little bit, the campus is my home, every particle is hard, your elegance is shown in the corridor of the home, and your majesty is displayed on the playground.