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A scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam and passed by my house alone. He asked for the night. When he saw that the scholar was handsome, he agreed. His family has a beautiful daughter of 18 years old. When I met a scholar, I fell in love at first sight and asked him if he was married. Seeing that his family was rich and his young lady was beautiful, he lied to him that he was not married. So he asked Mr. W to go home and pack up his belongings for a few days. After returning home, the scholar thought about it and finally decided to kill his wife for himself. After the murder, he buried his wife's body in the backyard, packed his luggage and went home to sleep late at night. As soon as he fell asleep, he had nightmares and sweated profusely. I was afraid that something would happen if he went to Mr. W's house like this, so I stayed at home for two days, but I still had nightmares for two days. But for peace of mind, I went to the Taoist temple and wanted to find an old man to do a ceremony or ask for a sign. But when the Taoist saw the scholar, he said he was in ghosts and asked him if he had done something wrong. The scholar made up a few words to cheat the Taoist priest. After hearing this, the Taoist priest said to the scholar, if you don't tell the truth, being original can't help you. The scholar was guilty and thought that he could not go abroad like this, so he told the Taoist the truth and asked the scholar if his wife was wearing it when she died. The scholar said it was white, but it was red with blood. The Taoist priest was relieved and said to the scholar. And redemption. He gave the scholar a symbol and told him two things. 1 Burn his wife's used things before tomorrow, dig up his wife's body, wash the blood off her clothes, and then bury her. Remember, these things must be finished by tomorrow. The next day, they burned it together, then dug up his wife's body and took off his clothes to wash, but the clothes could not be washed. A minute has passed, and it's almost time. At this time, a pair of cold hands reached the scholar's neck, and a trembling voice asked, do you know why it won't wash off? The scholar looked back and found that it was his dead wife, so he asked why. I saw my wife holding the scholar's neck in her left hand and a bag of things in her right hand. She shook her hair and said, because you didn't use the carved card.

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